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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Dec 26, 2007 21:49:30 GMT -5
After that most interesting advertisement the entire crowd is left pretty much to wonder what the heck is going now.
And I wondered why Carmella put me to doing this...
Well!!! That little commercial is the perfect segue for our next set of awards! The one thing you need to get ahead in this business is to be able to talk the talk. Some people say they can while others do it and do it damn well, whether that's a good thing or not is yet to be seen. This year though there were two people who above and beyond all others just didn't know when or how to shut the hell up, and look! We're rewarding them now!!!
The irony of it is that the same two people have also garnered the honor and privilege of being XWA's most hated, most reviled and most irritating, and I'm being nice there. We surveyed about these two and the words that were given in reference to them aren't appropriate for even the internet.
Okay, to it gives me somewhat pleasure-but not much-to announce the winners of the 2007 Big Mouth and Man You Love to Hate awards to...
  SCOTT O'DELL
and the SHUT UP BITCH!!! and Dirty Diamond awards to...
  SUMYA
Asking whether or not these two have something to say is an understatement.  The floors is yours...congrats, I guess.
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Post by scott on Dec 26, 2007 22:05:21 GMT -5
The same big screen comes down from before, and Scott appears to all via satellite from Venice Beach. Behind him was a rather state of the art looking gym, full to capacity with people working out. This was the same Gym Scott worked out in his body building days. His "home base" if you will. He looks into the camera and speaks up.
Let's look at this for a second people.
He hold up the "Man you love to hate" award that had been mailed to him days prior.
It's an award that was MADE for me. "The Man You Love To Hate"...because he's the man you want to be. The man that's imitated, duplicated, referenced to, sought after, reviled, and so many other adjectives It boggles the brain. Me. Scott...O...Dell. The FRANCHISE of XWA. The man that even some so called "Big names" wanted to join up with. And why? Because I'm the breath of fresh air the industry needs. In a time when everyone wants to coin there stupid little phrases, write there idiotic little blogs, and think to themselves in there own menial, minuscule little worlds that they matter, I did it...No...I DO IT in my own way. They make the rules, I break them. They ask the questions, I answer them. XWA and Scott O'Dell are one and the same. They said we were both just flashes in the pan. We wouldn't last long. But we BOTH rose to the top, took our crown and SPAT in the face of the competition. And why?
Heh heh heh...because we can, that's why.
And if you people thought you hated me, and I was *ahem* long winded in 07, WAIT until you see what Mr. Franchise has in store for 2008. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some training to continue. Because while you all are getting awards, well...some of you. I'm getting awards...AND getting better then you in the process. Not like I had to work hard to do that in the 1st place. SEE YA!
The O'Dell logo pops onto the screen and O'Dell was gone. But not before showing in just a few mere moments why he was exactly what the awards he'd been given were his by default. ;D |
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Post by Amber Gianni on Dec 26, 2007 22:06:30 GMT -5
Looking at the "Advertisement" as it came on, Keith and Amber look at each other You're plastic?!?!?!?Amber gives him a look, to which Keith cracks a half smile...then a full one
Never tell a girl she's fat. That's just asking for trouble right there. |
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Post by Keith Wyle on Dec 26, 2007 22:13:46 GMT -5
He's trying to sell his new workout tapes...you do know sweatin' to the oldies is not the senior citizen's #1 workout tape anymore, Richard Simmons gotta get money some kinda a wayMr.Edwards Comment didn't really do anything to Keith's psyche....it did however get Amber a little riled up, but he'll address that later 
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Post by Amber Gianni on Dec 26, 2007 22:19:00 GMT -5
Speaking of gym rats, how about O'Dell? Just as frickin' annoying as hell. I don't know who irritates me more, him or Sumya. Well, never mind-that girls wins the most annoying award by a landslide.
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Post by Keith Wyle on Dec 26, 2007 22:21:53 GMT -5
I thought I was looking at Scotty boy's wife I saw them too side by side after Xgames, those two are like two peas in a pod
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Post by kristal on Dec 26, 2007 22:42:21 GMT -5
Harris smiles as he gets up and walks over to the bar. He taps on the counter as the bartender appears. Rum and coke please. The bartender nods, and he goes to make the drink. A mere few minutes later, Harris re-appears with her drink, after tipping the bartender.Here you go Kristal.
Thank you kindly. Looks like the show is almost about done now since there's only a few more awards left. I have no idea what I'm gonna be doing after this...maybe hit a club or something. How about you Austin? |
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Dec 26, 2007 22:57:40 GMT -5
*Elapsing time o move forward-Sumya feel free to post an acceptance speech, this takes place after*
Well thanks for those highly inspired words there...I have no idea if anyone is EVER going to out-mouth those two. Now since we've given kudos to the heels, it's time to award the faces now- score two for the good guys!!!
Silence...
You all suck, you know that? Can I get a least one laugh, just one?
And at that moment, Mimi makes her cameo appearance scurrying onto to the stage and jumping up to the podium.
ARF!!! ARF ARF!!!
*I demand a recount on the Hotbody Award!!! I look way better than Amber Gianni does! Look at me, I'm adorable! I'm gorgeous! I'm BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT!!!*
SHE picks her pooch friend up and tries to continue...
Alright, alrighty...sorry about that, Mimi gets sensitive sometimes. ;D Moving right along here, the winner of the 2007 Hero of the Year award is a man who exemplifies what it means to be a fan favorite. He was as confident as he was courageous. He showed true grit and heart and he set a standard that every man who holds the XWA World Champion from this point on will have to work hard to meet and surpass. Ladies and gentlemen, he needs no introduction, but Have to do it cuz that's what us hosts do...
 KEITH WYLE
Come on up here and get your prize!
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Post by Amber Gianni on Dec 26, 2007 23:04:13 GMT -5
As SHE announces the award that goes to her man, Amber congratulates him with a big, big kiss-the kind that makes one wonder which reward is actually greater. Well, maybe not...sleeping with a platinum plaque isn't nearly as fulfilling.
Congratulations, sweetie. Looks like we were right! Go get 'em tiger...
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Post by Keith Wyle on Dec 26, 2007 23:13:09 GMT -5
Receiving that lovely kiss from his woman he walks up the stairs as the fans in the stands show their love for the Wyldman, receiving the award from SHE he nods at the host and pets Mimi (one of the few that can ;D) walking up to the podium
Well...
Keith gets one word out before one deafening "Wyle Style" chant starts up
You guys ain't gonna let me say something are you
They just keep it up
Ok well I'm gonna talk anyways....first I wanna thank the XWA for giving me the chance...Second I wanna thank the......unlike some people I really didn't have anything planned for this
Keith reaches in his back pocket he pulls out a index card as the audience laughs at the antic
Oh maybe I did ;D no I'm kidding I wanna thank my family for the love and support, of course I gotta thank Ms. Hotbody for having that Hotbody...talk about inspiration ;D
A camera shows a shot of Amber looking at him then Looking at the camera and blowing a kiss
and last but not least I wanna thank the ones who made the Wyldman no not his parents but the fans in the stands....
Wyle Style chant? oh yea Keith holds the award in the air as the fans rise to their feet and he is walked off stage...
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Post by Kayn on Dec 26, 2007 23:20:33 GMT -5
*After Keith finished his speech and was walking back to his seat, Kayn stood up and applauded him. Kayn then extended his hand to Keith as he walked by him.*
“Congrats man.”
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Post by Sierra Hyde Easton on Dec 26, 2007 23:21:37 GMT -5
Not so fast Mr. Wyle...since you're up here I have another piece of hardware to give to you. This one here is a shared one, but not like the typical male/female awards we've been handing out. This one is special, just like the romance that we've seen bloom between you and one certain Diamond over the course of the season. XWA has it's fair share of "power couples", but the 2007 Hottest Couple goes no doubt to you...
 KEITH WYLE & AMBER GIANNI
You may now kiss your girl...again. Amber come on up, we need the photo op.
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Post by Amber Gianni on Dec 26, 2007 23:29:54 GMT -5
As Keith shakes hand with his old friend and rival, SHE announces another award...one that wasn't really too surprising. The two have been together for much of the season, through thick and thin, hell or high water. She gives Keith a quick peck on the cheek and quickly makes her way to the podium to collect the reward.
Thank you so much for this award everyone. This one is really, really special just like you said Sierra, but not as much as you would think for me to be honest with you. See, nothing physical could ever symbolize how much I love that man standing right there. He truly is a diamond in the rough-not only one of the stand up guys in this industry as his award shows, but you're just so incredible Keith.
I just want to say aloud, right here with thousands in front of us and millions watching- I love you Keith Wyle.
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Post by Keith Wyle on Dec 26, 2007 23:36:51 GMT -5
Making his way to her at the podium as he arrives he looks into her eyes for a moment..
Like my lady said this award means so much to the both of us, not because it's another accolade to put up on the shelf but it's a representation to us that not only is our love for one another visible to us and the ones close to us but to everyone...
Taking her hand, setting the award down for a moment...
In front of the thousands in attendance and millions watching at home, hopefully holding on to a loved one as well I wanna say, I love you too Amber Gianni
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Post by Amber Gianni on Dec 26, 2007 23:42:50 GMT -5
And without another word Amber plants one right on him in front of the whole world. Gotta love a girl who takes charge, don't you?
Together arm in arm with not, not two, but three awards along with them, the two lovebirds head back to their seats to a standing ovation.
We're gonna have to do a lot of celebrating tonight. Your neighbors are gonna hate us in the morning.
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The floors is yours...congrats, I guess.
