XWAwards 2008 (o2All)

[punch]

Meanwhile, Punch's scheme to re-enter the building had taken a surprising twist...seeing as he was now IN the security office. He peeps out from behind a desk as he spots the two guards who ousted him. With evil intent on his mind, Punch switches into "Neenja Mode", and stalks them both with his trust Kendo Stick. (Don't ask where it came from...)

Guard 1: So my chick was asking me about having a threesome with her and her best friend. I was like "eeeeeeeeeeeh...I dunno".

Guard 2: Say WHAT!!! Mawfucka when yo chick asks you about a Threesome, you hop on the sucka and ride it fa all it's worth. I WISH my wife wanted a threesome. I barely get laid as it is.

Guard 1: Maybe you should have thought that out before you had nine kids.

Guard 2: Shut the fuck up.

After just a few minutes, Punch emerges from the Security station dusting himself off. What happened to our two fine, hard working Security Guards? You probably don't wanna know. Let's just say that the one who's got nine kids won't be having ten, and the other's voice has now permanently raised five octaves. And so Punch returns back to his original seat as if nothing happened.

[adam]

Adam returns back to the stage soon after he stepped off following his speech.

I'd like to accept the Shining Diamond award on behalf of my good friend Ashley. She's presently over in Japan going through some real vigorous and intense training. We all know that Ashley's the professional's professional. I've known her for three years now, and she's as remarkable a person out of the ring as she is a competitor in the ring. Ashley, this one's for you.

He takes the award and returns backstage. SHE prepares to announce the next awards.

[hel]

Helena had been sitting towards the back of the theater all this time. With slanted eyes, she mutters to herself as Adam accepts the award on behalf of her sister.

Vigorous and intense training my ass. If she thinks that old biddy Alundra's going to help her get a one up on me, she's fooling herself. I hope to high hell she comes back better then ever. It'll make things that much sweeter when I crush her and all the rest of these sweet lil' cupcakes under my boot.

She lets out a soft, evil giggle as she folds her arms and crosses her legs in wait of the next category.

[Sierra Hyde Easton]

Well then, I guess it's time to cross to the other side of the tracks. Anyone can tell you that in wrestling it's easier to be hated than loved. Fans can hate you. Your peers can hate you. The critics can hate you. But what makes a bad guy truly bad is when they get the ire of the world and still somehow manage to succeed by doing what they do, no matter who thinks what about them.

That's what our Man You Love To Hate has done for now two years in a row, and the two women receiving the Dirty Diamond award have done the same in different ways...but ways equal enough for them to share in the infamy.



Now, please keep the booing to a minimum folks. The winners are...























And don't worry Channelle, the mic will work fine this time. I promise!

[MG]

XDog jumps in his seat a little because of Punch's reappearance.

The fuck.

MG looks at Channelle and bits his lip

Can I touch it? Just one time?

[scott]

Scott pops up on the same screen Kayn had accepted his awards on. Behind him was a rather state of the art gym. He grins into the camera and begins his "victory speech".

Well what can I say ladies and germs but..."I told you so". What is it I've been saying all this time? That I'm the baddest of the bad. And why is that? Because my brand of bad isn't an act like some of the jokers who've already won awards. And you know who you are, fellas. As I've said before, I don't play a badguy on TV. I am one. I'm that bully you remember. The star quarterback or linebacker in high school that always picked on you, took your lunch money, and stuffed you in a locker. I'm that guy, but all grown up. And I'm still stuffing guys in lockers to this day. I would have loved to have been there to personally see the looks on all of your faces. But while everyone's partying, drinking and doing god knows what else, I'm here at my estate, in my state of the art gym, training. Training so that when the season starts all over, I'm bigger, better...and yes badder then the rest. The bar's being raised just a lil' higher in 2009. Because I can see all of you 'lil guys trying to reach up and grab it. But it's still mines, and I'm not sharing.

What else needs to be said then that I'm still, two years running...




















That god damn better.

With a cocky chuckle, he gets up from his seat, and the feed ends.

[Channelle Valencia]

A sly grin crept onto Channelle's lips as she stood up to receive her second award of the night. If that mic cut off this time around, security would be escorting her out, minus one stiletto heel firmly lodged in SHE's face. She totally ignores MG's begging for it and is back on the stage.

She whisks her hair in that arrogant but oh-so-sexy way as she stood at the podium, accepting her share of the Dirty Diamond 2008 award. Then, she tapped the mic. The hum signaled she was on this time around.

You would think that a company like XWA, that can book a place as famous as the Kodak Center would have better equipment. The sound crew needs to ALL be fired.

Now, enough about those idiots...and more about me. This award is special, and do you know why? Because it's just the icing on a cake that I started baking the first night I stepped foot in the XWA. From day one, I've done things my way. I call myself the Center Of Attention, and every single bit of it I deserved because I took it!

Just like I took the Diamond Title...and I know how many people that must've ticked off. So much so that someone decided to come up with that brilliant little American Classic to try and take it from me. Yet, I walked out of that match with the belt intact...like it was nothing! It took having to put me in a cage against her (scowling at Fury) to finally relieve me of that title. But by that point you see, the damage was already done.

By that point, you all had no choice but to take me seriously, because just like SHE said...and this about the smartest things she's ever said, despite what anyone has had to say, despite what anyone thought, I made all of my words and all of my work count in the end by doing whatever it took to get the job done.

So you can hate all that you want ladies and gentlemen...the fact of the matter is that I'm so bad...

*holding up the award*

...I'm good. Just another reason why I'm all that and then some!

And just like that, it went from being a bad night to a good one...and she grinned all the way off the stage.

[hel]

To O'Dell's speech, Helena thinks to herself...

Hmmph, a man after my own heart.

Wearing a long, snake skinned gown that trailed behind her like a dragon's tail, Helena saunters down to the stage, not once laying eyes on anyone in the theater until she reaches the podium. She leers at the award for a brief moment before brushing away one of her bangs from her face. Leaning over ever so slightly, Helena says her peace.

What makes me "Dirty"? How do we even define the word? When I think of dirty, I think of someone playing childish tricks. Someone who does bad things to good people for no reason. That's so...sooooooooo far from what I am. I do bad things to good people, yes. But I do have a reason. A very poignant reason at that.

I do it because I enjoy it.

There's no better feeling the proving your physical dominance over another human being. Breaking their will to fight. You know you've won when they can't even look you in the face. Hmmmph, I've lost track how many females I've done it to in my career. But I'm looking to add to my list. In 2008, I had a few agendas. In 2009, I have but one. And it just so happens to be around the waist presently of a woman who has never defeated me...in three separate companies. And you thought what I did in 2008 was "dirty", just wait and see what I'll do to anyone...and I do mean...anyone...who gets in the way of my agenda in 2009. Don't think of this as a warning, or even as a threat.

It's a promise. And I am...a woman of my word.

The grin Helena gives was sheer evil. She takes her award and seemingly slithers across the stage to the curtain. The sudden chill in the theater begins to warm up as she vanishes from view.

[Sierra Hyde Easton]

Confident bunch, aren't they? Well now, it all comes down to this moment. The moment in which we crown the best of the best in the XWA for 2008. We call the Xtraordinaires, and not just because it looks like a snazzy wordplay, but because they through they're efforts of the past season exemplified the excellence that means to be a part of the XWA. They are the measuring sticks. The ones that you look at when you want to know just what it takes to be the best in the business today.

This year's winners did so by being nothing short of impressive from start to finish. Both had something to prove to not just the wrestling industry, to not just the XWA, but to themselves. Our Combatant Xtraordinaire joins Kayn in having the honor by having himself one hell of a "comeback tour" that included some classics against the likes of Primo & Scott O'Dell and being a mere second shy of adding the XWAWorld Title to his resume.

Our Diamond Xtraordinaire joins Ashley Diamond by way of having quite simply the most impressive rookie season ever...one that's documented by winning the Pearl Champion and then the Diamond Champion on her way to a record that saw her only taste defeat three times in the year, and as stated before only one of those was a one-on-one match.

In their ways, like those before them...they prove that it isn't a matter of victory or defeat that measures your greatness in this business, but how you carry yourself, and in turn how you carry the company. With that, the XWA honors them in return. It's a pleasure and a privilege to present to you the 2008 Xtraordinaires...























Congratulations!!!

[Jamie Fury]

So now, it was her third award of the night, but with all due respect to them...they paled in comparison to this. Xtraordinaire. XWA's ultimate honor. Had she really done that well that she were to win this? There was some extra emotion in her as she rose once again to her feet. Once again, she got hugs from her friends and congratulations from peers, and once again she made the walk down the aisle to the stage. The smile on her face was an evident sign that she was ecstatic.

I...I don't know what to say right now. I would have been happy enough with the awards that I've won already but this? This is...

She paused for a moment and took a long look at the engraving. There it said it all- "Jamie Fury-Diamond Xtraordinaire 2008".

This is the happiest moment of my life. This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me! I've been working really hard you guys, you have no idea. Sometimes, this business can be really cold. I always appreciate the support I get from you fans, but sometimes that's all that you get...especially if you're suddenly in a position of success. I really have to thank my friends Marisol and Amber for looking past what it is that I managed to do in the ring and see me for the woman I am when I'm not wrestling. You two are the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.

I really, really do have to thank Sarah Warfield again as well. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her. I can remember her saying this one thing to me that was the greatest compliment I've ever got...she said that I reminded her a lot of herself, but that shouldn't be enough to drive me, because I had all the tools to be even better than her. Coming from a woman who's done what she's done...that can put a lot of pressure on you because of the expectations, but like I said before...I've always set high standards for myself in everything that I do, because I had to in order to survive.

I'm mixed race as you can see. My mother is black and my father is white/Asian, so growing up was a little tough for me. I had to excel because I felt like it was the only way that anyone would accept me. I guess that attitude has carried me all through everything I've done so far, but again...I thank my friends for helping me to realize that no matter what, I am still a person and not a robot. I can have flaws, and they won't make me any less of a woman.

A tear of joy can be seen down her cheek. She's still smiling as she gazes at the award more.

So, I exemplify what it means to be in the XWA? This is all to honor the fact that they are proud of me being a part of this company, when it really, truly is the other way around. There's no better place in the world today for women's wrestling than this. I'm living breathing proof that the Diamonds of the XWA shine bright, and as an Xtraordinaire I'm going to continue to prove it.

This here raises the standard even more for me, and I will answer the challenge! Thank you all! Thank you XWA!!!

The resounding applaud from the audience, and the roar of the fans cheering her name was a fitting music to her ears as she walks backstage with this coveted prize in tow. It really was a good night. The best.

[Μyster Controversy™]

Brandon stood up out of his chair. Almost in complete shock. He just could not believe he just won .

Brandon began to make his way up onto to the stage. Accepting the award from SHE. He removes his sunglasses and puts them in his pocket. The crowd was roaring in front of him as he stood at the podium. Just trying to think of the words to best describe how he felt.

Payne after a moment, took in the cheers from the crowd before motioning for them to settle down as he began to speak on his award win:

Words cannot describe how I feel right now. This is TRULY, an honor. To me, in my honest opinion. This is bigger then any World Title win that I have every had in the past or anything for that matter.

2008 has been a stellar year for me. Becoming this Xtraordinaire just puts icing on the cake.

It would be so easy for me to stand here and say that I did this all by myself. The but truth is, I didn't. I had the help and support from my extended family out there in the audience tonight.

Crowd begins to cheer.

YOU guys, the fans, the superstars of XWA, all the staff, everything that makes XWA possible, is what got me here tonight. I had a blast this year, and next year ? I plan to work even harder and will continue to do so for hopely, god willing, many MANY years to come.

And those are not idle words folks.. I truly mean all of that.

Over the past year. I've gone through some changes both personally and professionally. Couple of years ago, I was a complete train wreck. Not really having a place to call a home. I bounced around from federation to federation. When I recieved the call to come back to XWA. I took that opportunity. To me, it was a now or never. It was my big chance to make the wrongs things right for myself and my career. To show the world that I could change, and break out of the shadow of my former self.

At first, it was a little scary. Because I wasn't sure how I would fit in. But as the weeks, and the months went by. I began to realize that this... the X-W-A... is and forever will be... my new home !

A huge ovation from the crowd. Even Payne became a little misty eyed at the reception.

In closing, I would like to dedicate this award to every man, woman, and staff that's a part of the XWA. Its not about how many titles you win, nor is it about how many victories you hold under your belt. Just always keep in mind that the organization comes FIRST above your own personal goals. Put your own needs aside, and do whats right for the business. To help the organization grow and evolve.

Thank you all again for this award. I am very proud to be a part of this company. Thank you once again.

Another standing ovation from the crowd as Payne takes his award back to his seat. Walking back as a proud and happy guy.

[kimmy]

***Kim just kicking back after everything is done, just lights a smoke and chuckles. She clapped loudly and stood up on her table.***

Well this honestly and I swear to god, has been the most pathetic display of sappiness I have ever seen in my entire life. The tears, the joy, the hapiness.........fucking pathetic........I mean, I'm all up for seeing people happy but in a joke ceremony, with joke rewards. This company is WOW.....I don't even understand you people. I spend more time in the gym, out there, and busting my ass here than the lot of you.

If there was someway to fix this.........I completely would........

Remember that as you all go back tonight to celebrate all happy in your fuckin lavishness.

***She threw down her glass, still half full of beer, shattering on the ground.***

If you got something to tell me, tell me now...........

[Marisol Cardinale]

Of all the people, Kim Hunter suddenly bursts out and begins to rant after it appears the show is about end. Marisol sat back and watched it all. She watched as her colleagues, her friends, everyone was honored in some way or another for another successful year, all for it to be potential be ruined by one person's sour attitude. She wasn't going to let that happen.

The only there is to tell you is for you to sit down and shut up!

She got up from her seat and made her words loud and clear.

Are you jealous because you didn't win anything, Kim? Some of us here can live with that because we know that we've done our part. We've done all we can for this company and for the business as a whole...but not you, right? You have to be the special case, hmm?

Exactly what is it that you've been drinking, huh Kim? Beer? It smells a lot like whine if you ask me!

[kimmy]

***Kim smiled, perfect she riled people up, exactly what she wanted.***

Actually I'm not sour that I didn't win anything Marisol, in fact, I am extatic....I love it. This has been a fun evening, me sitting here, watching this love in. Like I said before and I'll say it again....FUCKING PATHETIC......

This has nothing to do with me, well it does actually, in the long run......but right now, I just wanted to rile people's feathers. So thanks Mari, you helped me accomplish what I set out to do.

[Marisol Cardinale]

And I suppose that must make you think you're really brilliant then, doesn't it? Oh no, it's the total opposite of brilliance right now, Kim. The only thing that's going to be happening in the long run is you learning a hard lesson in respect!

She shook her head again...

And to think that all this time most of us thought you knew what that was all about. I guess not.