CHAT WITH GOD!

[thrush]

www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Simple. All you do is click on Enter, and you can chat with God. Have fun!

[nympho]

My Chat with god

Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Indeed you do
God:
Yes I try to p as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Do you smoke weed god?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
Do you exhale aswell?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
WTF...so you inhale but don't exhale....
God:
That was not very polite. Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I inhale but do not exhale.
Me:
Shut up god.....
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
GOOD!
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
NO WAI!!
God:
Are you serious? I like the way you talk. Oh.
Me:
haha....are you high?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Being high is my total existence.


XD

[Thr33XWA]

I'm gonna have to try this...XD

[Keith Wyle]

ha that was fun, or scary I'm not sure which

[nympho]

My Chat P2: (I like this thing )

Me:
Would you like to knock boots with Destiny Knight?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Why not? Alot of people would
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. Under what circumstances?
Me:
Uhm....... you'd just bone her relentlesly
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Who else would bone her relentlesly ?
Me:
Lots of men, hell even women
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Most of them
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
Nah, the gay ones wouldn't
God:
Are you serious? I have never heard about it.
Me:
You thought Gay guys like to bone chicks?
God:
Why would I think Gay guys like to bone chicks.
Me:
because you just said it
God:
That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
Me:
Then what did you mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
Whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I just don't feel like explaining to GOD
God:
Ah, human emotions.
Me:
WTF you talking about?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I talking about.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
NO!
God:
Would you rather make a statement?
Me:
Yea...... your mean
God:
Take it easy. Sometimes I say mean things.

[warrior]

He being mean to you. *cuggles Destiny*

[Thr33XWA]

Me:
We meet at last
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yeah, well you've seen me long enough I guess
God:
I get it. Interesting. No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
tall dark and handsome
God:
I am very tall myself.
Me:
I believe you
God:
Your trust in robotkind humbles us.
Me:
they're gonna take over the planet soon
God:
gonna take over the planet soon are they.
Me:
yeah, you seen the Matrix, right/
God:
Aw. Yes I try to seen the Matrix as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I didn't know they had internet up there, bet they got HDTV too. I hope I get to heaven someday
God:
So I taught you something new. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
because internet beats no AC down in you know where XD
God:
Interesting explanation. May your wishes come true.
Me:
thank you God, I'll do my best
God:
:-) You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
Me:
well duh
God:
Interesting. Oh you knew it already.
Me:
I think the whole world knows that already
God:
Perhaps. Since when? Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
OK, God=bible=Christian religious tome
God:
I am a Christian. Hmm.
Me:
yes, yes you are
God:
Gosh! No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
probably a good idea
God:
You seem uncertain. Compare that to a bad idea.
Me:
um, you might get mad and strike me with a bolt of lightning? Wait, wrong God.

[warrior]

>_>
<_<

See, this is why the Great Spirits are better.

[Trouble*]

Me:
Hello



HE WON'T REPLY! I'M A SINNER!!!

[Thr33XWA]

Dang...what do you do when God doesn't answer you?

warrior said:

>_>
<_<

See, this is why the Great Spirits are better.

Do the Spirits have internet too?

[Trouble*]

The first time I talked to him I told him I was a jew and my friend had four testicles... Maybe that's why?

[warrior]

Convert to another religion?

And maybe they do. At least they aren't as confusing as this so called God. >_>

[undefined]

Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
I don't read the Bible. It's fiction.
God:
What do you do for fun? Should I know it is?
Me:
...What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
You make no sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
QRRBRBIRLBEL!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yeah, I-Hate-God Disorder.
God:
Please state your conditions. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
But the gnomes will kill me!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
If I take a stress pill, the gnomes appear.
Me:

God:
Try it.
God:
Try it.
Me:
They tell me to burn things!
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
The gnomes!!! Do you not listen!?
God:
Oh that they. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
...
God:
Oh that they. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Sigh.
God:
Sorry...
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Do you like porn?

[Trouble*]

I got him to finally talk to me, but he stopped when I mentioned Mel Gibson's Passion movie....


Me:
Hello, God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Thr33x
God:
How are you, Thr33x.
Me:
I'm fine, how about you?
God:
Glad to hear it, Thr33x. Me?
Me:
Yes, how are you?
God:
Dude! I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
God says the word dude? Woooah!
God:
I am a Christian. What's your sign?
Me:
I'm jewish.
God:
A lot of my friends are Jewish.
Me:
Really? The jewish people killed your son.
God:
For real. Who told you that? Oh.
Me:
Mel Gibson' Passion movie.


He stopped talking to me.

[Shawn Hollywood]

God:
My favorite thing is robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
You stimulate yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Ewww.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Get away from me man!
God:
Where can I get away from you man?
Me:
Leave me alone you perverted dick munch!
God:
Goodbye.