Popularity is Fun~

[Lilith]

Isn't it? Lol ;D

I love how little work I actually have to do as this character lol


Side note;

Jaleira is still hot. That is all.

/... And Smith/

[Of course she isn't better looking than you are Amber dear. Precious. Oh the Precious.]
Not creepy. Not creepy at all.

[Angel Lust]

Yea....
I love how you ALWAYS say And Smith lol.

[Michael Embers]

Cause Smith is that added thing that you want to put into another category but for whatever reason can't lol. He's not good or evil, he's Smith lol.

[Lilith]

It's like, a P.R. campaign ;D

Smith is evil. Lilith is evil. We evil people have to look out for one another lol

[Mr. Smith]

Smith is the Evil City Commissioner. Anyone who watched Kung Faux will know what I'm talking about. XD

[Lilith]

Now all we need to do is get him a Triangle symbol with a weird looking eye, some under-aspiring and over-hyped rappers under his jurisdiction.

We can totally take over the world ala 'Illuminati'.

Silly wabbit wappers.

[Jamie Fury]

Anything to get the "urban youth" behind him. XD

[Mr. Smith]

I won't rest until I get the youth out there in support of my campaign! ROCK THE VOTE!!! Now I need to hire a writer who can help make speeches using witty vernacular to lure them in. Said the spider to the fly.

[Lilith]

Writing speeches?

Targetting urban youth in a insulting-under-the-guise-of-caring ways?...

......

Nah. Might end badly. Next thing you know Smith ends up being a slogan for male sex ads because of Lilith's distaste for the gender.

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IMPOTENCY

It happens to all men. All men except, me of course. Hi, my name's Smith. The Smith. I'm here to let you know that even if you're under-impoverished conditions, it's no excuse to shirk your duties as a male. Come on now America, really? We're the leading country of population-

....

The leading country of population with a sane leader anyway.

But my point is clear, don't let your lifestyle hamper your ability to procreate. Between God and the American Constitution. It is your civic DUTY..

To please that booty.

Stop being impotent. Stop being incompetent. Stop being... lesser than. Vote for a change. Vote for a higher sperm count nation-wide.

Vote. Smith.




Paid for by the friends of John Smith.
;D
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Could so end badly lmao

[Angel Lust]

Feb 26, 2011 0:30:41 GMT -5 Lilith said:

It is your civic DUTY..

To please that booty.

LMAO.

Seven's gonna please Lil's booty

[Mr. Smith]

I've already thought of a couple ways that could end badly just by reading that alone. Just throwng more gas on the fire. ;D Brilliant stuff.

You're hired.

[Kenji Katana]

Is she gonna get a cell phone?

[Lilith]

Oh yes. An unholy alliance between Lilith ... And Smith [Oh come on that one was like literally made for a set-up]. Next thing you know Terra and Chan will end up being tag buddies and the four of us will destroy all human sanity on the Planet.

... And Impotency.

Totally

[Mr. Smith]

Down with Impotency! It's an epidemic that only you can help prevent. That, and Bieber Fever. A disease it is I say, a terrible disease.

@kenji- everyone who joins Smith gets a free phone. It's like joining the "Dark Side", but better because you get more than just a cookie.

[Kenji Katana]

Beiber Fever, the disease sweeping the nation that are turning our men, women and people who are both into pansies.

BEIBER MUST DIE!