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Post by Lilith on Feb 26, 2011 1:47:53 GMT -5
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'The Suit'
Introducing the new Blackberry 6.9 4G Wireless XWA. Dubbed 'The Suit'. With all the style and refinement of XWA's own campaign Royalty, John Smith. It features side scrolling windows under the qwerty keyboard for slip-N'-go self vanity. Free 4G roaming within the United States and Canada.
Extra 25 cents per minute to lesser countries.
This advertisement was paid for by the friends of John Smith.
'The Suit' in stores 2/26/11 With applicable taxes herein the constitutional law of these United States. Sales taxes not counting, O.A.C. with a three year contract deal in select stores.
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Mr. Smith
XWA Superstar
A Man Of Integrity
Posts: 44
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Post by Mr. Smith on Feb 26, 2011 2:01:04 GMT -5
"The Suit". 100% Smith Approved. If you don't have it, you're not a real American. Just a fake one like...Schwartzenegger, and you don't want that do you? ONLY ON VERIZON...cuz it's effective. And Verizon wants to "Rule The Air", whereas Smith will RULE THE WORLD!!! MUHUHAAAAAH!!!!
Yes. The wheels are churning. Let's get these things out to the masses Ms. Creighton.
And Kenji- this should give you a small measure of satisfaction.
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Post by Jamie Fury on Feb 26, 2011 2:06:02 GMT -5
I heard people cheering watching that episode of CSI. It was the like the Super Bowl again. ;D
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Post by Kenji Katana on Feb 26, 2011 2:14:16 GMT -5
@smith I saw that, it was funny as hell. Lilith Fuck the suit, I got Abercrombie and Fitch
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Post by Jamie Fury on Feb 26, 2011 2:35:18 GMT -5
They do phones now? What'll they think of next? lol
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Post by Kenji Katana on Feb 26, 2011 2:44:30 GMT -5
Condom's XWA Brand Condoms. Do you enjoy lovemaking? Do you hate kids?
Then wear SMITH BRAND CONDOMS!
Cuz when you wear a Smith, you can keep your piff.... and your freedom
How'd I do?
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Mr. Smith
XWA Superstar
A Man Of Integrity
Posts: 44
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Post by Mr. Smith on Feb 26, 2011 3:53:00 GMT -5
That was beautiful. Simply beautiful. You're gonna make him (more) rich.
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Post by Michael Embers on Feb 26, 2011 9:50:26 GMT -5
Lilith & Smith alliance? I am so not replacing Katja lol. No phone is worth that lol. An I-Pod though. That's another ball game lol.
*Goes and buys 'The Suit' like a good employee*
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Post by Thr33XWA on Feb 26, 2011 15:39:57 GMT -5
Smith is taking over everything! My word...it IS like The Matrix.
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