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Post by holly on Jan 22, 2008 0:23:51 GMT -5
Holly points at Kim...Hey you, prude girl. Siddown n' shaddup before I break ya' hip.She pushes the plate of donuts over to her.Have a donut and let the big girls talk.
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Post by bi on Jan 22, 2008 0:24:40 GMT -5
All Bianca could do was shake her head...
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Post by jesselebeau on Jan 22, 2008 0:24:50 GMT -5
Nice one...
Jesse said after finally catching herbreath form laughing so hard.
But Kim gotta ponit. We all called here ta hear what Ms. Warfield gotta say. So let's let her finish it.
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Post by Marisol Cardinale on Jan 22, 2008 0:27:44 GMT -5
Professionalism as Jamie has so eloquently put it was not on Mari's mind now after Channelle referred to her as "Ms. Salsa Con Queso".
If you must know you puta Salsa is Mexican food, I'm Columbian. Get it together or I'll show you another Spainsh specialty called a Cuban Necktie.
And she makes a throat cut motion with her thumb towards the blonde.
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Post by punch on Jan 22, 2008 0:31:44 GMT -5
The conference room door opens again, and without question the UGLIEST god damn woman on Earth steps in. Of course it was Punch in drag. He didn't even bother shaving his 5 o'clock shadow... Or his legs either. In his best attempt to sound like a chick, he speaks. Am I late? ;D
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Post by Sarah Warfield on Jan 22, 2008 0:35:09 GMT -5
"Where...where am I?" Addison thought to herself as she stood up from against the hallway wall. She was holding her head, and the evidence of having a major headache before her slight slumber was well all over her face. Her hair was a mess, her make up running down her eyes, and onto her cheeks. Was she crying? Why was she even sitting there in the first place? As she stood up, she heard voices from the room behind her. Unaware of the mess she was, she decided to check the scene out. Her head was still throbbing, but she still allowed her curiosity to get the best of her. As she peaked through the door opening, she noticed all the Diamonds of the XWA seemed to be gathered inside it. "What's going on?" She whispers to herself as she tries to sneak herself in. Something obviously important was up, and she didn't want to miss out. Still craving an aspirin, she finds herself inside the room. It was very loud, and the sound was just making her headache even worse. She began to cover her ears, to try and dumb it. In the midst of all this craziness Sarah notices one newcomer who looks a bit out of it.
Um...are you OK dear? You must be Addison Grey, right? I appreciate you coming out but you don't look too good. Here, have a drink of some water. You sure you want to stay, I can get you to a hospital if you like...
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Post by holly on Jan 22, 2008 0:35:24 GMT -5
Everyone in the room look at "what" just walked in. Holly being Holly is the 1st to respond...
HOOOOOOO-CHIE-MOOOOOOOMMA iz you BRUTAL!!! You look like god hit you in the face with the ugly stick.
TWICE!!!
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Post by jesselebeau on Jan 22, 2008 0:36:31 GMT -5
Ok now dis is just too damn much, I can understand da bitch, the gorilla, and the inflatable sex toy.
Jesse said pointing over at Bianca, Michelle and Chanelle. But you... you might not wanna get too close to Barbie over there wit dat hair of yours...she might pop!
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Post by punch on Jan 22, 2008 0:38:29 GMT -5
He would have answered sooner, but he was stuck looking at Channelle's top, and the globes barely being holstered in it...
Boooooooooohooooooooohooooooooooobies...
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Post by kimmy on Jan 22, 2008 0:40:04 GMT -5
***Kim stares straight at Holly***
IF we were gonna let the BIG girls talk, then we wouldn't have invited you know would we Miss Piggly-wiggly tails....hmmm.....
***Kim chuckles***
Callin' me prude, you've gotta be kiddin' that's like telling the cops that you only had 6 beers and the one in your hand while you're driving is your friends....I'm the furthest thing from a prude little girl, I've been doing some hard things in my life......
Now all I wanted was to help Sarah bring some order to this meeting so we could get down to business, so knuckleheads like you wouldn't keep screwing things up........
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Post by kolase on Jan 22, 2008 0:44:08 GMT -5
"Where...where am I?" Addison thought to herself as she stood up from against the hallway wall. She was holding her head, and the evidence of having a major headache before her slight slumber was well all over her face. Her hair was a mess, her make up running down her eyes, and onto her cheeks. Was she crying? Why was she even sitting there in the first place? As she stood up, she heard voices from the room behind her. Unaware of the mess she was, she decided to check the scene out. Her head was still throbbing, but she still allowed her curiosity to get the best of her. As she peaked through the door opening, she noticed all the Diamonds of the XWA seemed to be gathered inside it. "What's going on?" She whispers to herself as she tries to sneak herself in. Something obviously important was up, and she didn't want to miss out. Still craving an aspirin, she finds herself inside the room. It was very loud, and the sound was just making her headache even worse. She began to cover her ears, to try and dumb it. In the midst of all this craziness Sarah notices one newcomer who looks a bit out of it.
Um...are you OK dear? You must be Addison Grey, right? I appreciate you coming out but you don't look too good. Here, have a drink of some water. You sure you want to stay, I can get you to a hospital if you like... "I don't look okay...?" Addison thought to herself as she accepts the offer, and tries to see her reflection through the bottle. Her eyes began to widen. "What the hell?" she says a loud, as she pinches herself to make sure she isn't dreaming. Her make-up as all over the place, and her hair didn't exactly have that usual "caring" look too it. She didn't know what to do. "I'm sorry...I must look like a complete mess, I'm sure this bottle does it do this justice..." She begins to shake her head, she couldn't remember what happened, or why. "...and yeah. I'm Addison Grey. I haven't been myself lately though, I don't know what's wrong with me to be honest..." Addison sounded tired, hell, she felt tired. She opened the bottle, and took a sip of the water. The liquid felt great going down her throat. Apparently, her mouth was very dry. "I don't believe we've ever met before, but believe me, I'm never this much of a mess." She tried to run her hand through her hair, but couldn't get it through with her her hand getting tangled. "Idon't even remember how I got here..."
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Post by chloe on Jan 22, 2008 0:44:20 GMT -5
~Chloe reacts to the other "Diamond" that joined aside from Addison~
HEY!!! That ain't no chick!!! That's JONNY PUNCH in a GOD DAMN DRESS!!![/font]
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Post by holly on Jan 22, 2008 0:48:12 GMT -5
Much rather thensay something witty and inspiring to Kim, Holly just flips her some sign language...
..I.. ;D That's for you.
But she decides to say something witty anywayz...
You call ya'self a big girl? Then you call ME a drunkard? At least I don't get mowed down by Hoopties with Newark License plates. HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!! God damn that son of bitch, he shoulda hit reverse and finished the job. Nothin' Gil Grissom couldn't have solved.
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Post by Channelle Valencia on Jan 22, 2008 0:48:25 GMT -5
To Mari's comment she makes a sarcastic shaking motion.
Ohhhhh...I'm so scared!!! Please don't let her hurt me, I'm so delicate. Whatever...He would have answered sooner, but he was stuck looking at Channelle's top, and the globes barely being holstered in it...
Boooooooooohooooooooohooooooooooobies... She cringes even more now at this "woman" who's come along all of a sudden now ogling at her.
EW, NO!?
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Post by punch on Jan 22, 2008 0:51:24 GMT -5
Jonny Punch??? WHERE!!! I don't see Jonny Punch. My name's...uhm...Xia Xia Gabore. Yea...that's it. I just got hired today ;D A horrid attempt at deception...
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