Post by kade on Mar 17, 2007 0:01:58 GMT -5
The venue is nothing like Lucas had originally thought it to be. Bear in mind he was under the impression that it would be a massive sold out stadium with flashing lights and an arena thats known worldwide. But of course it ends up being some town that gets hidden in the shadow of great LA and is home to the most pathetic spot monkeys the world has ever laid eyes on. Already pissed off due to this list of annoyances, Lucas walks through the curtain as Converting Vegetarians plays with his appearance. He has his skull cap pulled tight onto his head and it works quite well, soaking up some sweat from his head. He takes a quick look around at the crowd through the tint in his sunglasses before walking down the ramp toward the ring. The crowds cheers for Lucas begin to drown out his music and it turns into a battle between the two sources of sound. He almost has a small little fit of laughter as they chant his name...little do they know that they should be getting ready to hate his guts. He slides under the bottom rope of the ring, making sure that his trench coat doesn't snag on some little something or other sticking out of the apron. Knowing the location of this show, he wouldn't be surprised that the ring crew screwed up something in the construction of his home away from home...for those of you a little slow in the head I'm referring to the ring of course.[/i][/font]
Roach: Well BuzZ I guess this proves that some people should believe the hype. We've been hearing rumors about this happening and low and behold, he has arrived. He's changed of course but he most definitely is here.
BuzZ: Oh yeah dude! This is awesome! I hope he goes and smashes some fan in the face with a microwave! I've wanted to see someone do that for quite some time but its just not one of those things that you see everyday...or any day. But with Lucas here that might change around. You think you could fit a microwave into that coat?
Roach: Perhaps BuzZ...perhaps.
The camera turns its attention back to the ring and back to the future of the company, noticing that the future is capable of holding a microphone. He has peeled off his glasses and tossed them into a pocket of his coat. The crowd doesn't deserve merchandise touched by him unless they start pulling out their wallets.[/i][/font]
Now I've had many questions thrown my way and in return thrown answers back. Now these questions vary from "Why XWA?" and "How is your mother doing these days?" and in response...I tend to tell them all to fuck off. Pointless questions posed to me will receive simple answers from me. People are asking me all of this bullshit about why I'm here when they don't need to know. All that matters is that I am here and I'm here for a reason.
Lucas has been told before that he's had a way with words but when you can stand inside the ring and hear everyone in the crowd's muscles tensing in anticipation it really drives that fact home.[/i][/font]
BuzZ: This is gonna be epic.
For to long have I sat back and watched companies be represented by your classic generic posterboy. Its happened everywhere I've wrestled, whether it be within the States, in Canada, halfway across the globe in China, in your seventeen year old sister's bed...I don't care. Everywhere I've been its the same old story. Your classic hero, your "I like everyone and everyone likes me" type of guy. I'm not going to let that happen here. People live in this haze where they think all is peachy keen and having some happy go lucky optimist tool be the face of this company would be against everything I represent. I am the one that protests the hero. I am the one that won't sit back and watch everything here fall down the tubes because some plastic surgery mishap is the first person that pops into someones mind when they hear the letters X-W-A. I suggest you all start pulling out your cameras now and start taking photos because this is the face that will be put on the billboards and front pages of magazines. The time has come for this company's wake up call...and I'm the one calling.
BuzZ: EPIC I TELL YOU! EPIC! That my friends...is how you cut a damn promo.
Roach: Yeah BuzZ that may be true but the crowd doesn't seem to be taking Lucas' words so gently.
It seems as though Roach cannot only talk but can actually hear as well as he has obviously taken note of the loud boos coming from the crowd now because of Lucas' blunt and harsh words. So sad for them. Lucas seems to be on the verge of leaving the ring though when the crowds voices are put on hold by the sounds of what could this be...another wrestler's entrance music perhaps
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Roach: Well BuzZ I guess this proves that some people should believe the hype. We've been hearing rumors about this happening and low and behold, he has arrived. He's changed of course but he most definitely is here.
BuzZ: Oh yeah dude! This is awesome! I hope he goes and smashes some fan in the face with a microwave! I've wanted to see someone do that for quite some time but its just not one of those things that you see everyday...or any day. But with Lucas here that might change around. You think you could fit a microwave into that coat?
Roach: Perhaps BuzZ...perhaps.
The camera turns its attention back to the ring and back to the future of the company, noticing that the future is capable of holding a microphone. He has peeled off his glasses and tossed them into a pocket of his coat. The crowd doesn't deserve merchandise touched by him unless they start pulling out their wallets.[/i][/font]
Now I've had many questions thrown my way and in return thrown answers back. Now these questions vary from "Why XWA?" and "How is your mother doing these days?" and in response...I tend to tell them all to fuck off. Pointless questions posed to me will receive simple answers from me. People are asking me all of this bullshit about why I'm here when they don't need to know. All that matters is that I am here and I'm here for a reason.
Lucas has been told before that he's had a way with words but when you can stand inside the ring and hear everyone in the crowd's muscles tensing in anticipation it really drives that fact home.[/i][/font]
BuzZ: This is gonna be epic.
For to long have I sat back and watched companies be represented by your classic generic posterboy. Its happened everywhere I've wrestled, whether it be within the States, in Canada, halfway across the globe in China, in your seventeen year old sister's bed...I don't care. Everywhere I've been its the same old story. Your classic hero, your "I like everyone and everyone likes me" type of guy. I'm not going to let that happen here. People live in this haze where they think all is peachy keen and having some happy go lucky optimist tool be the face of this company would be against everything I represent. I am the one that protests the hero. I am the one that won't sit back and watch everything here fall down the tubes because some plastic surgery mishap is the first person that pops into someones mind when they hear the letters X-W-A. I suggest you all start pulling out your cameras now and start taking photos because this is the face that will be put on the billboards and front pages of magazines. The time has come for this company's wake up call...and I'm the one calling.
BuzZ: EPIC I TELL YOU! EPIC! That my friends...is how you cut a damn promo.
Roach: Yeah BuzZ that may be true but the crowd doesn't seem to be taking Lucas' words so gently.
It seems as though Roach cannot only talk but can actually hear as well as he has obviously taken note of the loud boos coming from the crowd now because of Lucas' blunt and harsh words. So sad for them. Lucas seems to be on the verge of leaving the ring though when the crowds voices are put on hold by the sounds of what could this be...another wrestler's entrance music perhaps
.[/i][/font]