The Date (Hysteria)

[Amber Gianni]

TakeDown returned from a commercial break, and the fans almost jumped out of their shoes when "As Above, So Below" played over the PA. Out walked Amber Gianni from backstage, looking as sexy as ever before.

Matt: Wow, you can feel the electricity in the building as these fans give it up for the incomparable Amber Gianni!

Buzz: Boy, did we ever miss her! This is awesome!

On Amber this evening was an aptly named "All Eyes On Me" Top from Fredericks of Hollywood, with some low rise jeans that showed off just enough of her hipline for anyone to wonder if she was wearing anything underneath them, and some open toe with her preferred 6-inch heels on them. She was smiling and ever-so confident as she made her way down to the ring, blowing kisses and high-fiving with fans along the way. She even gave one lucky little 14 year old boy a friendly peck on the cheek.

Buzz: That kid's gonna be the envy of all his friends tomorrow. Wish I was in his shoes. ;D

So now, she stepped up onto the apron and climbed through the middle rope to enter the ring. A microphone was granted to her and as her music subsided, the cheers and howls from the fans didn't. She grinned from ear to ear.

Well, I think I can see looking out here that there's a lot of guys who're happy to see me. Ladies...control your men, or I'll have to do it for you. Of course, if you're not the jealous type...we could share.

Matt: Did it just get hot in here?

Buzz: Screw sharing! I'd give my old lady all my credit cards and tell her to go get her something nice.

Matt: Which is exactly the reason you're single, I suppose.

All jokes aside though, I'm out here because I have a date...and if there's one thing that Amber doesn't do, it's stand anyone up when there's such good times to be had. The thing is, this isn't just any old date. Like a real date though, we're gonna be out in public yes.

But unlike a real date, we're going to get...how you say...nasty. It's going to be sweaty. It's going to be hot. It's going to sure as hell be something you might want to close your kids eyes from watching. But it's definitely not that kind of date.

More cheers from the people, and howling. Her way with words was simply "arousing".

There's a girl who goes by the name of Hysteria. You all know who she is. She's the one who took the liberty of locking her lips, or mask...onto mine the last time I was in this ring. Normally, I like that sort of thing...but not without my permission.

Sweetie, I know your game. You try to freak people out. You try to get into their heads, and what better way to do that than to force yourself onto their face? Well, I'll be honest with you...and I hate to break it to you like this in public but...you've really got to work on your "technique". I know a good kiss when I feel it, and you obviously don't have too much experience in that department, now do you?

Buzz: Did she just call Hysteria a bad kisser?

I don't blame you though! Not at all. With the obviously "alternative" lifestyle you live, I'm pretty sure you haven't had too much experience with displays of affection, but it's okay! You don't have to force it, sweetie...just let it flow.

I'll tell you what's not okay though, you thinking that I was going to let you getaway with that. The way I see it, you were expecting me to come after you, and I knew you'd want nothing more than to have another chance to plant one on me. Too bad that's not going to happen. The only one getting nailed tonight is you, and I don't mean in a good way either.

Suddenly, Amber's interrupted. Looks like her "date" arrived, right on time.

[Hysteria]

It wouldn’t take long before Dimmu Borgir’s "Burn in Hell" started to play over the speakers, bring boos from fans as Hysteria stepped onto the stage with a microphone in her hand and in a skin tight leather outfit and thigh high boots.

Matt: Well Amber, ask and you shall receive.

BuZZ: I’m glad to see this girl. So many diamonds say they’re the meanest here, Hysteria lives it.

Hysteria stood on the stage for a few more moments with what could only be described as a sadistic gleam in her eyes. She began her way to the ring as Matt and BuZZ continued to talk.

Matt: Yea, she has to be evil to be Morning Star’s wife.

BuZZ: Watch it Matt, last guy that talked trash about Morning Star isn’t here anymore. You could just as easily be in the same boat.

Matt: Some how I doubt it BuZZ.

Hysteria reached the ring and climbed under the bottom rope and brought herself to her feet. Her music faded as she looked Amber up and down. The boos continued as Hysteria brought the microphone to her mouth.

My, my, my Amber sweetie, you look good enough to eat. Mmmmm, mmmm, mmmmmmm.

The crowd boos as Hysteria circles Amber to get a better look at all her 'assets' before continuing.

So you want things to get hot? You want things sweaty? You want it nasty? With little ol’ me? I should feel honored. But all that truly proves to me is that you’re man just isn’t doing it for you anymore.

Hysteria finished circling Amber, standing face to face with her.

That’s it, isn’t it? Poor little Amber is lonely. You just want someone to spend some time with, right? Well Amber...

Hysteria gets close to Amber’s ear and whispers with the microphone in her hand so the crowd can hear as well.

... I can make sure that tonight is a night you will never forget...

Hysteria's whisper gets slightly quieter.

...and if you let me, I promise it will be nastier than anything you've ever dreamed of before.

Hysteria steps back from Amber and waits for her reply while the crowd continues to boo.

[Amber Gianni]

Amber could feel Hysteria fiery eyes burning right through her clothes. The very feel of Hysteria so close to her again had triggered a combination of a cold chill and a burning anger. It was really clear that the woman had something out for her, not necessarily a good thing either.

Hysteria, you've got it all wrong. For your information, I always gets my satisfaction. You've got this a little confused, don't you now? There's a fine line between "business" and "pleasure". It's your pleasure you step in here and get the chance to touch me in ways I know you're going to enjoy...

Buzz: You know, one could take this entire conversation in a totally wrong context. It's fun! ;D

...but I assure you that tonight, I'm all business. I'm not letting you do a damn thing to me. The only way you're going to have your way with me like you want to so badly is if you're into necrophilia, because you're going to have to kill me first!

The very thought of you giving me that...whatever you call that move of yours is again...it gives me a cold chill, but at the same time it gives me a burning anger too! You have no idea what you set off, but you will tonight, trust me on that.

Matt: That's not a pleasant thought. It looks like Amber really does mean business tonight.

The feeling was mutual. Amber had something out for Hysteria as well, and it definitely wasn't anything good.

[Hysteria]

Hysteria’s eyes show only humor in Amber’s words, her bravado was enticing to Hysteria. Once Amber finished Hysteria began to speak again.

Ooooo, feisty, I like that. I’m glad you’re all business dearie, because I’m all business too. But my business is pleasure, and for me pleasure is pain. Both yours and mine.

Hysteria once again gets a little closer to Amber.

Oh, and as for the necrophilia comment. If that’s what it takes for me to get what I want, then that’s what it takes, and dead girls never say no.

Hysteria lowered her microphone as Matt and BuZZ spoke.

Matt: Can she say things like that on TV, BuZZ?

BuZZ: Let the censors worry about that Matt, I’m keeping my eyes on the action in the ring. This has the potential to turn into an incident that the FCC will be all over any second.

Hysteria gives Amber a sultry look while she waits for a reply.