Post by Μyster Controversy™ on Mar 1, 2011 14:04:43 GMT -5
It wasn't too long afterwords. That Genesis made his entrance down to the ringside area. Dressed in his ring gear. Apparently all ready to go to war for another year. Surprise, Surprise. His first opponent? Adrian Taylor... err... "Tha Infamous 187", or whatever personality he wishes to run with for this evening.
No matter. Gen. enters the ring. Grabs a microphone. Just as music fades into the darkness. He speaks:
Ya know, its amazing. Simply amazing. How stupid people can be. First you have guys like Osiris. Who act like I did something horribly wrong to his career. Not my fault he can't cut the mustard around these parts. Its not my fault he can't run the show like he could elsewhere. I saw what he had to say earlier. I'm not the least amused... nor impressed.
But getting away from all that for a moment. Seems like my dear friend Adrian had a few things to say. Peeps in the back. Roll the footage!
[/color]No matter. Gen. enters the ring. Grabs a microphone. Just as music fades into the darkness. He speaks:
Ya know, its amazing. Simply amazing. How stupid people can be. First you have guys like Osiris. Who act like I did something horribly wrong to his career. Not my fault he can't cut the mustard around these parts. Its not my fault he can't run the show like he could elsewhere. I saw what he had to say earlier. I'm not the least amused... nor impressed.
But getting away from all that for a moment. Seems like my dear friend Adrian had a few things to say. Peeps in the back. Roll the footage!
Footage of Adrian's earlier comments are shown:
"Oh, Genesis... You poor, delusional fool. I got ears. I hear things, friend-o. Something about no one in the business is as big as Genesis? Is that a joke? Was that some pathetic attempt at humor? Seriously... The TRUE King of Controversy is not amused by the stand up comedy stylings of an unfunny jester who keeps playing with fire... Whatever you thought you did that was supposedly controversial was nothing but mere child's play compared to the kind of damage I've left in my path as I continue to march foward into the next war with the next victim who dares to speak ill about me... I'm just giving you cats fair warning... Beware. "
He paused for a moment. Then he put his head on a slight tilt as he looked into the camera. He raised a hand with his index finger extended and shook it at the camera. Shaking his finger at Genesis. Shame on you. Then he shook his head again and continued with...
"Of course... What should I expect from someone who can't keep their story straight? Right? I mean, you say that you're not a King when we first crossed paths... Then you say you are a King and how the entire XWAniverse is going to bow to you. Make up your [bleep]in' mind, peasant. Either... You're pretending to play royalty or you're not pretending to play royalty. Pick one and stick with it. But... on that note... I don't know where you get off thinking anyone gives a damn about what you do and what you say. If you expect me to bow to you, Genesis, you'll be sadly surprised when you find that you'll need a doctor to remove the boot from your ass after having it kicked by yours truly. I'm sure the X-Rays will bring me some amusement. You can show them off to your friends and be like... 'Well... It's kind of a funny story...' to try and hide the shame."
He shrugged his shoulders. How do you explain anything strange getting stuck in your anus? Seriously... The kind of weird shit that doctors have to deal with... 187 was just glad he didn't have their jobs because he just couldn't do that. He stretched that smirk across his face again and began to nod his head now. Continuing...
"You see... You can talk all the crazy nonsense you want. About 'this guy'. Or 'that guy'. Whatever mystery man you seem to have a hard-on for making you shake in your little boots. But that shit don't scare me. I ain't afraid of any of these cats in XWA. Tyson Terra? Ain't shit. You think I'm scared of some motha[bleep]a' who thinks he's the Devil? I've dealt with crazier jackasses in my time. To me, he's just another lame loco loser who thinks he's got the world in the palm of his hands... But if he would just look over his shoulder... Just once. He would see who's REALLY running the game. He'd see who's holding him and the rest of the world in the palm of their hands. Better sleep with one eye open or I'ma crawl through your bedroom window like... 'Hey motha[bleep]a, I'm home.' Hahahaha. Kenji Katana... The damn coward. Talking all that slick [bleep] on the internet, but still ducking and dodging me like The Plague. I guess it's just as well... I would hate for this season to be cut short for me if I were to leave a corpse in the backstage area. I don't know how I'd explain that to Ms. Blackheart. 'Sorry. He just sort of ran into my blade and I was too slow to call for help. My bad.' Yeah. Can't do that. I mean, I CAN. I just shouldn't. But I digress... Like I was saying, Genesis... I don't care what you have to say. I don't care who has you pissing in your tighty-whiteys. Whenever 'he' finally stops acting like a Goddamn [bleep] and steps out of the damn shadows... He can get it too. I don't care. But tonight? It's just about me and you. And I plan on giving you an old school ass-kicking to remind you of just who the [bleep] I am."
He takes a couple steps closer towards the camera. Getting close to it. His eyes looking deep into the camera, as if to be staring directly at Genesis. That smirk never leaving his face while he stood there. He finished by saying...
"You got me confused with someone else, Genesis. All that junk you kept saying in the ring about me... Do you even know who I am? Do you even know what I'm about? Oh, sure. We've danced a couple of times in the past. And I can't say that I was in a good place in either of those matches... But this is a new day... And I ain't the same guy you dealt with in the past. You'll do good to start learning that real soon. Maybe if I beat some sense into you... You'll start thinking straight again. Give you a good old school beat down and put you right back in your place. I'll be seeing you real soon, Genesis. Be prepared. I might just kill ya. HA!"
Like the old school style of this promo did, once Tha Infamous One was finished speaking, the picture of 187 smirking was removed with a quick side swiping of the XWA logo from the left side of the screen to the right. And just like that... he's gone. Promo completed.
Interesting folks. First off, the guy threatens to "kill me". Yeah, real smart buddy. Making death threats on live TV = big no, no. I could have you prosecuted. You wouldn't have to worry about a match. Because I would have your ass thrown in jail for attempted murder.Believe me, I can make it happen. I have deep pockets. Nothing new to you of course. But even still. A threat is a threat, my friend.
Secondly, I could really care less who you are now. As opposed to back then. Because I can tell you this. No matter if it was then and/or now. Past or Present. Both times, you were overrated and you sucked! You might have been a great Soap Opera actor. But in the wrestling world. Your mean nothing!
Mixed reaction from the crowd. As Genesis carries on with his promo. As he paces around the ring. Looking at the crowd as he smirks, & continues on. Not letting the reaction get to him:
Fact is, it doesn't matter who you were in the past, or what you have become today. I don't give a rats ass if you have 50 personalties that hate my guts. I will ram each & every damn one of them down your stinkin' throat!
But I guess a good promo, or speech isn't good without a healthy bottom line, isn't it folks?
Bottom line is this.
A. I'm not scared of anybody. Not Kayn. Not the 'evil presence' thats lurking around the XWA. Nor the 'he' that I'm referring to.
B. As much as I do enjoy busting your chops, Adrian. There are frankly more important things in this world then caring about what you think of me. Like... oh, I dunno:
Killzone 3 (FTW!)
War & Peace
The Middle East Crisis
Doomsday 2012
The Meaning of Life
Mortal Kombat
Showering
Shaving
Sex
Cancer
Finding the cure for Cancer
Floaters or Sinkers? Are they healthy?
Why is the sky blue?
Why is the grass green?
Public Urination
Period Blood
The white stuff that accumulates in the corners of your mouth.[/i][/color]
Matt Goldman: Oh lord, do we really gotta hear all this?
BuZZ: Keep goin'! I'm lovin' this, hahaha!
But it doesn't stop there folks. Because there is actually MORE!
Tits & Ass
Muggers
Gun Control
Is Obama really a Muslim?
Facial Hair
Regular Hair
The amount of friends I have on Facebook
MySpace
Why the hell everyone & there mother overuses the term "LOL"?
babies
umbilical cords
South Park
Beavis & Butt-head
God
Jesus
Satan
World War 3
After all this... Gen. finally gets tired & decides to wrap things up. Point made. Check & Mate!
Bottom line, Adrian... 187... whatever you refer to yourself as, oh mighty Mr. "King of Controversy" (gimmick infringement). I will fight you tonight, as promised. But just know, as you can well see. You're the LEAST of my problems!
Genesis drops the mic. As his music hits & he makes his exit from the ringside area to the back. WOW! What a way to make your comeback on TakeDown. As the camera's to a close.
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