Post by "Suplex Queen" America Weston on Mar 1, 2011 12:56:39 GMT -5
The sound of "American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz begins to play, and that means the the XWA was about to be introduced to yet another of many new faces this season. Her name is America Weston, and she steps out from the backstage area to much fanfare. Take a look at the woman, wouldn't you think that she's a looker?
Goldman: This is America Weston ladies and gentlemen, the self-proclaimed "Suplex Queen". I must say Buzz, there's no shortage of super-hot redheads here in the XWA now is there?
Buzz: Nope, and that's not a bad thing either. Look at her! She looks like a superhero. A super-hot superhero...she can save me any day!
Ms. Weston was dressed in her ring gear as she made her way down to the ring. The fans had taken a liking to her whole "stars & stripes" vibe. Interestingly enough though, she wasn't particularly high-fiving fans along the way to the ring as some would have expected. She stepped into the ring where she was met with a microphone to make her first XWA appearance. The crowd's reaction was mild but noticeable.
East Lansing, take a good, long look at the woman that is going to take the XWA by storm in 2011!
An interesting, albeit general declaration by Ms. Weston. She continues on.
Take a good, long look...because you people will never, EVER know what success is like! Ladies, you'll never look like me...and guys, you'll never have a woman like me in your entire lives!
Suddenly, the mood of the fans got a little bit sour.
Matt: Ohhhh...that's not cool.
You know when your parents told you to "reach for the stars" and strive to achieve anything you want? That was just to get your hopes up, people. The truth is, there are only a certain kind of people who can achieve greatness. People like me! And why do you ask?
Because we're born with greatness! We're blessed with greatness! Something that none of you people here will ever come close to being!
Matt: She kind of reminds me of the other redheaded annoyance. Only less annoying...
The only thing you can do, is live your lives vicariously through my achievements, and get whatever form of satisfaction you can. Then...you can tell your grandchildren that you saw one of the most amazing human beings walking the face of the earth do things that you can only dream about!
Just as she's about to continue on, the music of another Diamond begins to play. Her breath cuts short, and America looks over to the stage along with everyone else, but with less of a look of excitement than everyone else.
Goldman: This is America Weston ladies and gentlemen, the self-proclaimed "Suplex Queen". I must say Buzz, there's no shortage of super-hot redheads here in the XWA now is there?
Buzz: Nope, and that's not a bad thing either. Look at her! She looks like a superhero. A super-hot superhero...she can save me any day!
Ms. Weston was dressed in her ring gear as she made her way down to the ring. The fans had taken a liking to her whole "stars & stripes" vibe. Interestingly enough though, she wasn't particularly high-fiving fans along the way to the ring as some would have expected. She stepped into the ring where she was met with a microphone to make her first XWA appearance. The crowd's reaction was mild but noticeable.
East Lansing, take a good, long look at the woman that is going to take the XWA by storm in 2011!
An interesting, albeit general declaration by Ms. Weston. She continues on.
Take a good, long look...because you people will never, EVER know what success is like! Ladies, you'll never look like me...and guys, you'll never have a woman like me in your entire lives!
Suddenly, the mood of the fans got a little bit sour.
Matt: Ohhhh...that's not cool.
You know when your parents told you to "reach for the stars" and strive to achieve anything you want? That was just to get your hopes up, people. The truth is, there are only a certain kind of people who can achieve greatness. People like me! And why do you ask?
Because we're born with greatness! We're blessed with greatness! Something that none of you people here will ever come close to being!
Matt: She kind of reminds me of the other redheaded annoyance. Only less annoying...
The only thing you can do, is live your lives vicariously through my achievements, and get whatever form of satisfaction you can. Then...you can tell your grandchildren that you saw one of the most amazing human beings walking the face of the earth do things that you can only dream about!
Just as she's about to continue on, the music of another Diamond begins to play. Her breath cuts short, and America looks over to the stage along with everyone else, but with less of a look of excitement than everyone else.