Post by Tha Nightmare 187 on Mar 1, 2011 1:31:39 GMT -5
The next segment for TakeDown showed up on the screen. You might be thinking to yourself that you must've gone back in time after having a few too many drinks or there's something strange in that thing you're smoking. Why think that? Tha Infamous 187 was standing in front of the camera with a green screen behind him. You wouldn't know it because what came on the screen behind him was a large image of his logo and some blood splatters here and there. Like one of those old wrestling promos you might remember from the glory days of the 80's and early 90's of wrestling. He stood there with a smirk on his face. It was earlier when he had been informed as to what his 'roommate' had been up to and had him scheduled for a match with Genesis later tonight. What better way to address the situation than to go a little old school in this promo? Fuck it. He was taking this back to the old school days. A little nostalgia for that ass. He just shook his head and let out a small laugh before he spoke...
"Oh, Genesis... You poor, delusional fool. I got ears. I hear things, friend-o. Something about no one in the business is as big as Genesis? Is that a joke? Was that some pathetic attempt at humor? Seriously... The TRUE King of Controversy is not amused by the stand up comedy stylings of an unfunny jester who keeps playing with fire... Whatever you thought you did that was supposedly controversial was nothing but mere child's play compared to the kind of damage I've left in my path as I continue to march foward into the next war with the next victim who dares to speak ill about me... I'm just giving you cats fair warning... Beware. "
He paused for a moment. Then he put his head on a slight tilt as he looked into the camera. He raised a hand with his index finger extended and shook it at the camera. Shaking his finger at Genesis. Shame on you. Then he shook his head again and continued with...
"Of course... What should I expect from someone who can't keep their story straight? Right? I mean, you say that you're not a King when we first crossed paths... Then you say you are a King and how the entire XWAniverse is going to bow to you. Make up your [bleep]in' mind, peasant. Either... You're pretending to play royalty or you're not pretending to play royalty. Pick one and stick with it. But... on that note... I don't know where you get off thinking anyone gives a damn about what you do and what you say. If you expect me to bow to you, Genesis, you'll be sadly surprised when you find that you'll need a doctor to remove the boot from your ass after having it kicked by yours truly. I'm sure the X-Rays will bring me some amusement. You can show them off to your friends and be like... 'Well... It's kind of a funny story...' to try and hide the shame."
He shrugged his shoulders. How do you explain anything strange getting stuck in your anus? Seriously... The kind of weird shit that doctors have to deal with... 187 was just glad he didn't have their jobs because he just couldn't do that. He stretched that smirk across his face again and began to nod his head now. Continuing...
"You see... You can talk all the crazy nonsense you want. About 'this guy'. Or 'that guy'. Whatever mystery man you seem to have a hard-on for making you shake in your little boots. But that shit don't scare me. I ain't afraid of any of these cats in XWA. Tyson Terra? Ain't shit. You think I'm scared of some motha[bleep]a' who thinks he's the Devil? I've dealt with crazier jackasses in my time. To me, he's just another lame loco loser who thinks he's got the world in the palm of his hands... But if he would just look over his shoulder... Just once. He would see who's REALLY running the game. He'd see who's holding him and the rest of the world in the palm of their hands. Better sleep with one eye open or I'ma crawl through your bedroom window like... 'Hey motha[bleep]a, I'm home.' Hahahaha. Kenji Katana... The damn coward. Talking all that slick [bleep] on the internet, but still ducking and dodging me like The Plague. I guess it's just as well... I would hate for this season to be cut short for me if I were to leave a corpse in the backstage area. I don't know how I'd explain that to Ms. Blackheart. 'Sorry. He just sort of ran into my blade and I was too slow to call for help. My bad.' Yeah. Can't do that. I mean, I CAN. I just shouldn't. But I digress... Like I was saying, Genesis... I don't care what you have to say. I don't care who has you pissing in your tighty-whiteys. Whenever 'he' finally stops acting like a Goddamn [bleep] and steps out of the damn shadows... He can get it too. I don't care. But tonight? It's just about me and you. And I plan on giving you an old school ass-kicking to remind you of just who the [bleep] I am."
He takes a couple steps closer towards the camera. Getting close to it. His eyes looking deep into the camera, as if to be staring directly at Genesis. That smirk never leaving his face while he stood there. He finished by saying...
"You got me confused with someone else, Genesis. All that junk you kept saying in the ring about me... Do you even know who I am? Do you even know what I'm about? Oh, sure. We've danced a couple of times in the past. And I can't say that I was in a good place in either of those matches... But this is a new day... And I ain't the same guy you dealt with in the past. You'll do good to start learning that real soon. Maybe if I beat some sense into you... You'll start thinking straight again. Give you a good old school beat down and put you right back in your place. I'll be seeing you real soon, Genesis. Be prepared. I might just kill ya. HA!"
Like the old school style of this promo did, once Tha Infamous One was finished speaking, the picture of 187 smirking was removed with a quick side swiping of the XWA logo from the left side of the screen to the right. And just like that... he's gone. Promo completed.
"Oh, Genesis... You poor, delusional fool. I got ears. I hear things, friend-o. Something about no one in the business is as big as Genesis? Is that a joke? Was that some pathetic attempt at humor? Seriously... The TRUE King of Controversy is not amused by the stand up comedy stylings of an unfunny jester who keeps playing with fire... Whatever you thought you did that was supposedly controversial was nothing but mere child's play compared to the kind of damage I've left in my path as I continue to march foward into the next war with the next victim who dares to speak ill about me... I'm just giving you cats fair warning... Beware. "
He paused for a moment. Then he put his head on a slight tilt as he looked into the camera. He raised a hand with his index finger extended and shook it at the camera. Shaking his finger at Genesis. Shame on you. Then he shook his head again and continued with...
"Of course... What should I expect from someone who can't keep their story straight? Right? I mean, you say that you're not a King when we first crossed paths... Then you say you are a King and how the entire XWAniverse is going to bow to you. Make up your [bleep]in' mind, peasant. Either... You're pretending to play royalty or you're not pretending to play royalty. Pick one and stick with it. But... on that note... I don't know where you get off thinking anyone gives a damn about what you do and what you say. If you expect me to bow to you, Genesis, you'll be sadly surprised when you find that you'll need a doctor to remove the boot from your ass after having it kicked by yours truly. I'm sure the X-Rays will bring me some amusement. You can show them off to your friends and be like... 'Well... It's kind of a funny story...' to try and hide the shame."
He shrugged his shoulders. How do you explain anything strange getting stuck in your anus? Seriously... The kind of weird shit that doctors have to deal with... 187 was just glad he didn't have their jobs because he just couldn't do that. He stretched that smirk across his face again and began to nod his head now. Continuing...
"You see... You can talk all the crazy nonsense you want. About 'this guy'. Or 'that guy'. Whatever mystery man you seem to have a hard-on for making you shake in your little boots. But that shit don't scare me. I ain't afraid of any of these cats in XWA. Tyson Terra? Ain't shit. You think I'm scared of some motha[bleep]a' who thinks he's the Devil? I've dealt with crazier jackasses in my time. To me, he's just another lame loco loser who thinks he's got the world in the palm of his hands... But if he would just look over his shoulder... Just once. He would see who's REALLY running the game. He'd see who's holding him and the rest of the world in the palm of their hands. Better sleep with one eye open or I'ma crawl through your bedroom window like... 'Hey motha[bleep]a, I'm home.' Hahahaha. Kenji Katana... The damn coward. Talking all that slick [bleep] on the internet, but still ducking and dodging me like The Plague. I guess it's just as well... I would hate for this season to be cut short for me if I were to leave a corpse in the backstage area. I don't know how I'd explain that to Ms. Blackheart. 'Sorry. He just sort of ran into my blade and I was too slow to call for help. My bad.' Yeah. Can't do that. I mean, I CAN. I just shouldn't. But I digress... Like I was saying, Genesis... I don't care what you have to say. I don't care who has you pissing in your tighty-whiteys. Whenever 'he' finally stops acting like a Goddamn [bleep] and steps out of the damn shadows... He can get it too. I don't care. But tonight? It's just about me and you. And I plan on giving you an old school ass-kicking to remind you of just who the [bleep] I am."
He takes a couple steps closer towards the camera. Getting close to it. His eyes looking deep into the camera, as if to be staring directly at Genesis. That smirk never leaving his face while he stood there. He finished by saying...
"You got me confused with someone else, Genesis. All that junk you kept saying in the ring about me... Do you even know who I am? Do you even know what I'm about? Oh, sure. We've danced a couple of times in the past. And I can't say that I was in a good place in either of those matches... But this is a new day... And I ain't the same guy you dealt with in the past. You'll do good to start learning that real soon. Maybe if I beat some sense into you... You'll start thinking straight again. Give you a good old school beat down and put you right back in your place. I'll be seeing you real soon, Genesis. Be prepared. I might just kill ya. HA!"
Like the old school style of this promo did, once Tha Infamous One was finished speaking, the picture of 187 smirking was removed with a quick side swiping of the XWA logo from the left side of the screen to the right. And just like that... he's gone. Promo completed.
