Post by Jenna "Baby" Slade on Feb 3, 2011 15:30:01 GMT -5
2.3.2011
THE BABY BLOG
Why, because everyone's doing it!
Hello world, it's your girl Jenna Slade, aka America's Baby, and I've officially gone viral. It's been a wild weekend in the XWofA hasn't it? I'm pretty sure all of you who've been keeping tabs on the "Dirt Sheets" and message boards out there already know all of the craziness going on behind the scenes by now. Things are not just heating up for this season, they're already on fire.
I wanna take some time out first of all to give my "synopsis" on some the new faces here in the XWA. Lemme start with the guys, then I'll talk about the girls.
KENJI KATANA
I think he's Japanese, right? Or Japanese-American. I don't know, but he's gotta be like some kind of ninja, because I swear he's like everywhere! How many segments of the T4 show was he in exactly? I lost count. And then he gets into some kind of fight with the same guy he was wrestling that night, over getting into some kind of fight before that which was the reason for the match to be made! Way to stay busy there.
THA INFAMOUS 187
Now, I'll admit...I like bad boys. I used to date one before, if you all don't remember. This 187, he's from Cali, right? I think I might have seen him before, I don't remember where, but I did do videos at one point, so I was around some places and seen some people who were into music, but probably into "other things" too. This guy kinda reminds me of those guys for some reason. I guess that's why I'm not surprised he's got beef.
JOHN SMITH
There's just something about him that I really don't like. I'm not gonna call him a hypocrite or anything like that. The fact of the matter is he's a rich white guy. That automatically makes him dirty. Nuff said.
SPYDER
He's kinda scruffy. Looks like he's into trucks and tackle football in the snow with no pads. All that kinda rugid stuff. Maybe it's the beard. Yeah, it's gotta be the beard.
ROB KOZMOS
The opposite end of the Spyder spectrum. He looks like real swooner. A heartthrob type. Toned body, broad chest, tight abs, big arms, nice hair, pretty eyes...um...wait. Uh, okay. Well, I just incriminated myself there didn't I? What can I say? He's hot. Probably gets all the ladies. I wouldn't practicing some holds with him.
DANTE CERVANTES
Something about him too. He looks like a real gentleman. Like in the movies. He's got this kind of dark, mysterious thing going though. That...I'll admit...is sexy as hell.
CLAYTON LANG
I'm filing him under the same category as 187. He looks just plain dangerous. Anybody with the word "Warrior" tattooed on their chest obviously isn't around to make friends.
Okay, onto the new Diamonds...
TITANISHA
I never thought I'd EVER see a woman that's actually bigger than Jamie Fury. What did they feed her when she was little, whole animals!? I can't believe Fury actually picked her up over her head! Anyway, I hope I don't have to get in the ring with her anytime soon. She looks like she's got some bad intentions.
VARETTA VENDETTA
Same story. Bad intentions. Reminds me of Hayley, and Hayley's an evil woman. You all think she's nice, but trust me...she's evil. I can tell. She's just good at masking it. This Vendetta though, she doesn't look like she's gonna mask anything.
LILITH
Um, same story. I don't know what Ms. Blackheart's deal is bringing all of these chicks in like this. Guess it offsets the balance of good vs. evil or something. I heard she was a big shot before. Guess if there's anyplace to get a second chance, XWA is the place. Not that I'm thrilled about the idea of facing any of the "ladies", but if they're what's standing between me and what I want, then they better pack a lunch.
JUSTICE ASUKA
Breaking the trend of "evil bitch", we have this girl from Japan...and I have to say she is gorgeous! No homo. I don't know a lot about her except she wrestled in Japan, so she's probably got a lot of skill hidden underneath that sexy little body of hers. I hear Jamie's kind of taking her under her wing. That's a good place to be honey, since Jamie's wings is freakin' HUGE. If I can give you some advice, learn as much as you can from the champ. I can tell you from experience that she's totally cool.
Okay, those are all the newbies I've seen so far. I know there are more who've signed, but I guess we'll have to wait till the Season Premiere to see what they're all about.
Now, to address another important matter, and this goes out to one Channelle Valencia. Yes, I haven't forgotten that I've got you wrapped around my little finger for 30 full days. I just want to let you know that you're not going to have to wait to find out when I'm putting that clause into action. Right from said season premiere show, your big, blonde ass belongs to me...and we're going to have so much fun, honey. Oodles. You're about to be the "Center of Attention" for all the wrong reasons. ;D
That's gonna do it for this entry. I'm heading back to LA now for the All-Star Weekend. Got seats so close to courtside I'll be able sub in if they need me too. You didn't know I could ball? Well, I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
Anyway, leave me some comments. Tell me what you think of the new class if you want to, or whatever. Type to you later.
THE BABY BLOG
Why, because everyone's doing it!
Hello world, it's your girl Jenna Slade, aka America's Baby, and I've officially gone viral. It's been a wild weekend in the XWofA hasn't it? I'm pretty sure all of you who've been keeping tabs on the "Dirt Sheets" and message boards out there already know all of the craziness going on behind the scenes by now. Things are not just heating up for this season, they're already on fire.
I wanna take some time out first of all to give my "synopsis" on some the new faces here in the XWA. Lemme start with the guys, then I'll talk about the girls.
KENJI KATANA
I think he's Japanese, right? Or Japanese-American. I don't know, but he's gotta be like some kind of ninja, because I swear he's like everywhere! How many segments of the T4 show was he in exactly? I lost count. And then he gets into some kind of fight with the same guy he was wrestling that night, over getting into some kind of fight before that which was the reason for the match to be made! Way to stay busy there.
THA INFAMOUS 187
Now, I'll admit...I like bad boys. I used to date one before, if you all don't remember. This 187, he's from Cali, right? I think I might have seen him before, I don't remember where, but I did do videos at one point, so I was around some places and seen some people who were into music, but probably into "other things" too. This guy kinda reminds me of those guys for some reason. I guess that's why I'm not surprised he's got beef.
JOHN SMITH
There's just something about him that I really don't like. I'm not gonna call him a hypocrite or anything like that. The fact of the matter is he's a rich white guy. That automatically makes him dirty. Nuff said.
SPYDER
He's kinda scruffy. Looks like he's into trucks and tackle football in the snow with no pads. All that kinda rugid stuff. Maybe it's the beard. Yeah, it's gotta be the beard.
ROB KOZMOS
The opposite end of the Spyder spectrum. He looks like real swooner. A heartthrob type. Toned body, broad chest, tight abs, big arms, nice hair, pretty eyes...um...wait. Uh, okay. Well, I just incriminated myself there didn't I? What can I say? He's hot. Probably gets all the ladies. I wouldn't practicing some holds with him.
DANTE CERVANTES
Something about him too. He looks like a real gentleman. Like in the movies. He's got this kind of dark, mysterious thing going though. That...I'll admit...is sexy as hell.
CLAYTON LANG
I'm filing him under the same category as 187. He looks just plain dangerous. Anybody with the word "Warrior" tattooed on their chest obviously isn't around to make friends.
Okay, onto the new Diamonds...
TITANISHA
I never thought I'd EVER see a woman that's actually bigger than Jamie Fury. What did they feed her when she was little, whole animals!? I can't believe Fury actually picked her up over her head! Anyway, I hope I don't have to get in the ring with her anytime soon. She looks like she's got some bad intentions.
VARETTA VENDETTA
Same story. Bad intentions. Reminds me of Hayley, and Hayley's an evil woman. You all think she's nice, but trust me...she's evil. I can tell. She's just good at masking it.
This Vendetta though, she doesn't look like she's gonna mask anything.LILITH
Um, same story. I don't know what Ms. Blackheart's deal is bringing all of these chicks in like this. Guess it offsets the balance of good vs. evil or something. I heard she was a big shot before. Guess if there's anyplace to get a second chance, XWA is the place. Not that I'm thrilled about the idea of facing any of the "ladies", but if they're what's standing between me and what I want, then they better pack a lunch.
JUSTICE ASUKA
Breaking the trend of "evil bitch", we have this girl from Japan...and I have to say she is gorgeous! No homo. I don't know a lot about her except she wrestled in Japan, so she's probably got a lot of skill hidden underneath that sexy little body of hers. I hear Jamie's kind of taking her under her wing. That's a good place to be honey, since Jamie's wings is freakin' HUGE. If I can give you some advice, learn as much as you can from the champ. I can tell you from experience that she's totally cool.
Okay, those are all the newbies I've seen so far. I know there are more who've signed, but I guess we'll have to wait till the Season Premiere to see what they're all about.
Now, to address another important matter, and this goes out to one Channelle Valencia. Yes, I haven't forgotten that I've got you wrapped around my little finger for 30 full days. I just want to let you know that you're not going to have to wait to find out when I'm putting that clause into action. Right from said season premiere show, your big, blonde ass belongs to me...and we're going to have so much fun, honey. Oodles. You're about to be the "Center of Attention" for all the wrong reasons. ;D
That's gonna do it for this entry. I'm heading back to LA now for the All-Star Weekend. Got seats so close to courtside I'll be able sub in if they need me too. You didn't know I could ball? Well, I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
Anyway, leave me some comments. Tell me what you think of the new class if you want to, or whatever. Type to you later.
