Post by Kayn on Mar 12, 2007 16:23:08 GMT -5
*takes place at an XWA house show*
*Hammer Smashed Face begins playing over the PA system as Kayn walks out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheers as Kayn walks down the ramp towards the ring, stopping for a few seconds with a young fan against the rail. He walks into the ring and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and points out to the crowd and applauds them. Kayn climbs out of the ring, walks over to the ring announcer, gets a mic and climbs back into the ring. As the music dies down Kayn begins to speak.*
“Well, looks like I’ve pissed someone off huh?”
*The crowd cheers as they start to chant Kayn’s name. Kayn looks out, smiles and give a little bow as to say thank you to everyone. Then he raises the mic to his mouth again.*
“I just have one thing to say to Mr. Wyle. You say that without you no one would know who I am. I have to say, I think you have backwards my friend. You see, for those of you that may not have seen what happened when Mr. Wyle came out and poured his heart out to everyone, let me show you a clip.”
*Kayn points to the Jumbotron as it replays Kayn’s spoof of Keith Wyle. After the clip is finished the crowd cheers. Kayn raises the mic to his mouth and speaks*
“As you can clearly see, due to me getting under his skin, Keith Wyle had to come out and let every last one of you know the real him. But all that aside, we could stand here all day and start the philosophical debate of who begat whom and what kind of panties Keith wears and why they’re always in a bunch.” *The crowd goes crazy with laughter* “Or I could stand here and call your ass out to this ring right now and knock the ever living crap out of you.”
*Kayn lowers his mic and waits to see if Keith will respond.*
*Hammer Smashed Face begins playing over the PA system as Kayn walks out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheers as Kayn walks down the ramp towards the ring, stopping for a few seconds with a young fan against the rail. He walks into the ring and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and points out to the crowd and applauds them. Kayn climbs out of the ring, walks over to the ring announcer, gets a mic and climbs back into the ring. As the music dies down Kayn begins to speak.*
“Well, looks like I’ve pissed someone off huh?”
*The crowd cheers as they start to chant Kayn’s name. Kayn looks out, smiles and give a little bow as to say thank you to everyone. Then he raises the mic to his mouth again.*
“I just have one thing to say to Mr. Wyle. You say that without you no one would know who I am. I have to say, I think you have backwards my friend. You see, for those of you that may not have seen what happened when Mr. Wyle came out and poured his heart out to everyone, let me show you a clip.”
*Kayn points to the Jumbotron as it replays Kayn’s spoof of Keith Wyle. After the clip is finished the crowd cheers. Kayn raises the mic to his mouth and speaks*
“As you can clearly see, due to me getting under his skin, Keith Wyle had to come out and let every last one of you know the real him. But all that aside, we could stand here all day and start the philosophical debate of who begat whom and what kind of panties Keith wears and why they’re always in a bunch.” *The crowd goes crazy with laughter* “Or I could stand here and call your ass out to this ring right now and knock the ever living crap out of you.”
*Kayn lowers his mic and waits to see if Keith will respond.*