Post by dooley on Mar 12, 2007 0:58:49 GMT -5
During NoC, the camera goes into the parking lot of the Continetal Airlines Arena. A black, raggid Plymouth Hemi Cuda pulls in, with Hatebreed's "Straight To Your Face" blaring from it's sound system. From this vehicile steps 3 men. Spaz, Punt, and Bull...The Dooleys. Spaz turns to his two brothers and speaks-
FELLAS!!! Listen up. We know what we're here ta' do. Kick ass, take names and raise some FUCKIN' Hell. Now I don't think I need ta' tell ya', we're not gonna be popular here. We're not gonna be liked, but who gives a fuck, we ain't here ta' win popularity contests. Ya' hear?
Punt stands picking his nose. He pulls out a "winner", and examines it, right before flicking it at Bull-
Hehehehehe...look Bull. Dinner.
Bull's eyes flare up, and slugs Punt right in the face, knocking him against the car. He then wipes the green monster off his vest-
ASSHEAD!!!
Punt picks himself up off the floor, giggling like a raving madman-
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh...
Spaz grabs his brothers both by the ears and screams-
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY FUCKHEADS!!! Save it for our ENEMIES. We're gonna have plenty before we're done with this place. Now let go enjoy watchin' us some fights.
The trio walk out of the camera shot, and it goes to the next segment-
fin
FELLAS!!! Listen up. We know what we're here ta' do. Kick ass, take names and raise some FUCKIN' Hell. Now I don't think I need ta' tell ya', we're not gonna be popular here. We're not gonna be liked, but who gives a fuck, we ain't here ta' win popularity contests. Ya' hear?
Punt stands picking his nose. He pulls out a "winner", and examines it, right before flicking it at Bull-
Hehehehehe...look Bull. Dinner.
Bull's eyes flare up, and slugs Punt right in the face, knocking him against the car. He then wipes the green monster off his vest-
ASSHEAD!!!
Punt picks himself up off the floor, giggling like a raving madman-
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh...
Spaz grabs his brothers both by the ears and screams-
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY FUCKHEADS!!! Save it for our ENEMIES. We're gonna have plenty before we're done with this place. Now let go enjoy watchin' us some fights.
The trio walk out of the camera shot, and it goes to the next segment-
fin