Post by x on Oct 12, 2010 13:49:10 GMT -5
Tony: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Devil's Night!!! We are coming to you live from The Palace of Auburn Hills. Devil's Night comes "home" so to speak. You do know what Devil's Night is, right Travis?
Travis: A night where Detroit's Hooligans run around and burn property all over the city. And they wonder why no one likes to come there. That withstanding, tonight...we have an action packed show. And it all culminates with the most brutal match of the calendar, The Devil's Playground. Six men will step inside of Satan's Sanctuary, and only one will walk out the XWA Global Champion.
Just as he finishes, the entrance theme of the still reigning Champ, Lionel Xander cues up.
Travis: And speak of the devil himself, our Global Champion graces us with his presence.
Xander steps out from backstage with an ear to ear grin. The title belt was draped over his shoulder as usual. As the fans boo, he makes his approach to the ring. Once inside, he wastes no time calling for a mic, as naturally...he had something to say.
Ya'know, it feels good to always be right. I mean, seriously. How many of you people get that feeling of total satisfaction when you know how something is going to turn out from the jump, and you just sit back and watch it all fall into place. That's what happened for me at Ring Rage. And it happened because I proved once again why I am the smartest damn man in this company.
A chuckle and smirk follows, and he adds;
I know all to well how The Crucibal worked. I was one of the men involved in the 1st one. And I was a lucky pinfall with seconds left away from becoming XWA World Champion then. So the last thing I was going to do this time was leave it to chance. Which is why I set into motion a plan that got be exactly what I wanted. And the results of that plan played out to the letter. We all know what happened at Ring Rage. Jimmy ended up getting Frisbee'd into the interview set by Toa, which put him out of the match. Toa got scratched from the match as result, which left me one on one against the village drunk, Jonny Punch. A man who hasn't beaten me once since we've been here in XWA. But what you all don't know is...
I planned it out to happen all along.
The crowd hisses and boos.
Tony: He planned it out? What the hell is he talking about?
At the finale of Overload before Ring Rage, Jimmy Ames beat Toa one on one. A fact I know didn't sit well with him. And I know Toa's type well enough to know he could care less about being a champion. All he cared about was payback. So I went to Toa and gave him the idea that the ultimate form of payback he can exact...is taking Jimmy out of the equation for The Crucibal. The rest was all Toa's creativity. *Heh heh heh* From that, I knew O'Malley would have no choice but to pull Toa from the match. And light the predictable GM he is, he did exactly that. So we go from a 25% chance of me winning to a 75% chance, because we all knew Punch didn't stand a ghost of a chance beating "The King Of The Cage" one on one. So thanks in part to be being the uber genius I am, I am still YOUR XWA World Champion.
Satisfied with himself, he lowers his mic. The boos from the fans intensify as he revels in the reaction.
So how do I plan on escaping tonight's match? The Devil's Playground. Pretty much the same conditions, save for the fact that it's elimination rather then who picks up the 1st or the most falls. Well...let's just say, I have a few more tricks up my sleeve. Ya' see folks, I wasn't kidding when I said I plan on putting my stamp on this company as being the smartest champion ever. I'm not just a step ahead of the curve, I'm already on the next block.
Xander prepares to leave the ring, but is halted by the entrance theme of none other then Jimmy Ames.
Travis: A night where Detroit's Hooligans run around and burn property all over the city. And they wonder why no one likes to come there. That withstanding, tonight...we have an action packed show. And it all culminates with the most brutal match of the calendar, The Devil's Playground. Six men will step inside of Satan's Sanctuary, and only one will walk out the XWA Global Champion.
Just as he finishes, the entrance theme of the still reigning Champ, Lionel Xander cues up.
Travis: And speak of the devil himself, our Global Champion graces us with his presence.
Xander steps out from backstage with an ear to ear grin. The title belt was draped over his shoulder as usual. As the fans boo, he makes his approach to the ring. Once inside, he wastes no time calling for a mic, as naturally...he had something to say.
Ya'know, it feels good to always be right. I mean, seriously. How many of you people get that feeling of total satisfaction when you know how something is going to turn out from the jump, and you just sit back and watch it all fall into place. That's what happened for me at Ring Rage. And it happened because I proved once again why I am the smartest damn man in this company.
A chuckle and smirk follows, and he adds;
I know all to well how The Crucibal worked. I was one of the men involved in the 1st one. And I was a lucky pinfall with seconds left away from becoming XWA World Champion then. So the last thing I was going to do this time was leave it to chance. Which is why I set into motion a plan that got be exactly what I wanted. And the results of that plan played out to the letter. We all know what happened at Ring Rage. Jimmy ended up getting Frisbee'd into the interview set by Toa, which put him out of the match. Toa got scratched from the match as result, which left me one on one against the village drunk, Jonny Punch. A man who hasn't beaten me once since we've been here in XWA. But what you all don't know is...
I planned it out to happen all along.
The crowd hisses and boos.
Tony: He planned it out? What the hell is he talking about?
At the finale of Overload before Ring Rage, Jimmy Ames beat Toa one on one. A fact I know didn't sit well with him. And I know Toa's type well enough to know he could care less about being a champion. All he cared about was payback. So I went to Toa and gave him the idea that the ultimate form of payback he can exact...is taking Jimmy out of the equation for The Crucibal. The rest was all Toa's creativity. *Heh heh heh* From that, I knew O'Malley would have no choice but to pull Toa from the match. And light the predictable GM he is, he did exactly that. So we go from a 25% chance of me winning to a 75% chance, because we all knew Punch didn't stand a ghost of a chance beating "The King Of The Cage" one on one. So thanks in part to be being the uber genius I am, I am still YOUR XWA World Champion.
Satisfied with himself, he lowers his mic. The boos from the fans intensify as he revels in the reaction.
So how do I plan on escaping tonight's match? The Devil's Playground. Pretty much the same conditions, save for the fact that it's elimination rather then who picks up the 1st or the most falls. Well...let's just say, I have a few more tricks up my sleeve. Ya' see folks, I wasn't kidding when I said I plan on putting my stamp on this company as being the smartest champion ever. I'm not just a step ahead of the curve, I'm already on the next block.
Xander prepares to leave the ring, but is halted by the entrance theme of none other then Jimmy Ames.