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Post by Chris Dynamite on Sept 19, 2010 9:17:01 GMT -5
...2...3...4...
The explosion of Papa Roach's M-80 throughout the arena could mean only one thing...
He might not have a title match...but Chris Dynamite was here anyway!
Dressed in his standard waistcoat, shirt and tie combo he stands on the stage for a moment, sighs and shakes his head at the boos with a wry grin on his face.
He saunters down to the ring, and round to meet a kid carrying a 'CHRIS DYNAMITE - NOT WORTH THE MONEY' sign,
Dynamite takes the sign from the kid, looks at it for a few moments, turns face to face with the kid, then laughs, shakes his head, drops the sign, snatched the ring announcers mic and leaps into the ring,
Shhhhhh....
What? You weren't expecting me to show up? Are you serious? I mean SERIOUSLY??
Oh please, this show presents me with a one off opportunity which I was never going to miss...
You see tonight is a huge chance, one of those once in a eason moments...
tonight is a chance for me to...
Come onto that in a minute! First I really should address TakeDown.
He stands for a minute with the mic dangling from his hand, as the crowd's jeers get stronger!
BuZz: Jesus, this kid loves the sound of his own voice!
You see TakeDown actually showed me something. It showed me I could get chances in this place...
Then tonight I heard Genesis say I belonged in that ring, and you have no idea what that meant.
To hear that I stood toe toe with three of the best TakeDown has and came out with my head held high. It made me question whether I should start rethinking my attitude round here. My attitude to this place and my career.
So I though about it, I looked back at my...less than stellar nearly two years in the XWA, I looked at my successes and failures and you know what I realised...?
I'm good as is!!!
He laughs before continuing,
Ah the looks on your faces...the hope written all over the kids in the front. You all...ah that was fun!
Aaannyway! not the reason I came out here tonight. You see, it occurs to me that this is a cross-brand PPV!
We have all of Overload, all of TakeDown, a new TakeDown GM for me to show off to...and a slight problem to address.
You see I'm tired of MY show, TakeDown, being bandied about as the B-show...I know we don't carry the star power of Overload, but that's cos thats how the higher-ups set it. They weighted the battle in one shows favour.
But there is still a battle...
A competition...
And we have the chance to play it out a little bit here and now!
Now I know my erstwhile sensei Genesis has already jumped into the fray with Marky Spirals, but I figure this is too much of a big money match for me to pass up.
Sooo...I know there's a load of Overload talent back there, just dying to be on the card...I've got half a match...let's see if we can't make a whole one huh?
I'll throw it out there...Overload sucks...
Dynamite shrugs at the boos, cheap heat worked for him!
I'm begging someone to shut me up... |
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Post by Daisuke Tsuyuki on Sept 19, 2010 20:10:15 GMT -5
Are you ready? "Binbin-daze"?
The crowd roars they know who is about to come. As they hit their feet Freedom by Blood Stained Child fills the arena. Though the crowd comes Daisuke Tsuyuki. Instead of dancing like he has done in the past he just stands there. Looking around at he crowd he yells into the mike.
Fukaku hamekonde chodai! Korrrra! Cut the music.
The crowd murmurs, wondering what is up. Daisuke looks to the crowd.
Did you Furuchin not see my promo earlier? Did you not see I am not the goof you have come to witness. I have turned over a new leaf. I will prove it to all of you with this "neko."
Laughing, Dice-K moves over the barricade and rolls into the ring, circling Chris. Looking him over,up and down, sizing Dynamite up, He smiles a grim contorted grin.
So Jyogakusei, are you going to fight? Or are you going back stage and have a Gan-men Shawaa?
Dice laughs does a back flip landing close to the turn buckle , he then jumps up sitting on the top rope waiting. Still wearing the same grim contorted grin. [/b]
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Post by Chris Dynamite on Sept 21, 2010 17:28:31 GMT -5
Dynamite stares for a moment at Dice, then shakes his head slowly,
English dude, English. How many people here really understand what you're saying?
Seriously, you're killing my heat here...
He pauses for a second before looking up at Dice again
So, uh, this is the new you huh?
No more alcohol swigging backstage or dancing? No more laughing and techno...
Where'd all the fun go man? I mean really, do you think anyone's taking you seriously as sensible warrior?
Hate to break this to you Dice you're Jackie Chan, not Bruce Lee pal.
You see my...
He stops for a second, looks down at the floor and back up,
Do you even understand this?
I mean, I've watched you Dice...Do you have a plan, or do you make it up as you go along? Lets be honest, there's no plan here is there!
And now you've decided to straighten yourself out? After all that? Here? Now?
He walks up so he stands face to face with Dice
Follow me on this Sensei...
If we're doing this here and now, I'm gonna need you to pick a gimmick and get on board...capice?
He grins as he lowers his mic
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Post by Daisuke Tsuyuki on Sept 21, 2010 19:45:05 GMT -5
Daisuke jumps down from his perch. He collapses to the mat. Rolling over the camera shows Daisuke's eyes. They are full of tears, he lay clutching his ribs, laughing so hard he fell off the turnbuckle, not jumped. Rolling to his feet bent over his hand extended to Dynamite.
Oh Fukaku hamekonde chodai! Korrrra! Stop! Stop! My ribs hurt.
Shaking off the laughter, Dice stands straight tears still poured from his eyes.
Ok, Ok you got me figured out Binbin-daze. I can not be serious hahahahha. It is not in my genetics to do so. But you do know that Jackie Chan has made many more movies and much much more money then Mr. Lee ever did?
You know you figured me out too quickly Chris I figured I would at least last for a few months before someoen found me out. But that was not meant to be.
Moving close to Chris, Dice puts his hand over the mike and leans in pretending to try and keep what he whispers to Chris from the fans.
To tell ya the truth man I am just winging it hahhaa. I have no idea what I am doing I just dance out here and pretty much bluff my way through.
Jumping back Dice has a huge smile on his face, he shrugs his shoulders and give the crowd a look that a small child would after being caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
You see Chris my little promo was a failed attempt to get noticed. This match we will have here is another step in that direction. I may not have a plan but Fukaku hamekonde chodai! I am highly skilled. The dancing and drinking did not do kuso for me. I have come to XWA to prove I am one of the best in the ring. Fukaku hamekonde chodai! and the proving has to start with you. I have great respect for your skills as I have watch your progression during your time here.
When I seen that Overload needed someone to step up and battle Takedown, I figured why not me. So in truth maybe I did have a plan of action after all Chris. It maybe a tiny plan but that is only part of it. I plan on winning as well. So maybe I do not just wing it after all.
Smiling again Chris was right he thought maybe he would just tell them to hit the music and dance away and have a bunch of drinks he did enjoy that and wasnt really feeling the bad ass Dice _K that much.
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Post by Chris Dynamite on Sept 25, 2010 11:36:41 GMT -5
Dynamite stands there for a few moment just staring at Dice...
BuZz: You know, I think Dynamite might just be lost for words here. Dice made him look like a complete fool...I LOVE it!
Eventually Dynamite looks down, and raises the mic to his lips
Is this a damn joke to you?
Seriously? I mean seriously?? You are the only man in history to have two gimmicks in one show...I...
He turns away for a moment and takes a deep breath before turning back to Dice,
So you're plan for getting noticed is to beat me?
To beat...ME??
That's it? You're really not aiming high up the ladder there are you bub? I mean, as challenges go, that's right up there with trying to bed Jenna Slade...its a big damn club...
BuZz: What? He's just taking pot shots at Diamonds now? What a jerk...
Dynamite pauses and shakes his head as the boos ring out
Shhh...
But, I have to ask Tsuyuki-San...
...What happens if you lose??
He paces round Dice,
I mean, you win, woop de doo, you're on the bottom rung...
You lose, and you're...Well frankly you become the biggest joke this company has ever seen?
He is back face to face with Dice
Could you handle that zurui chibi?!
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Post by Daisuke Tsuyuki on Sept 25, 2010 14:43:45 GMT -5
Daisuke's hands immediately covers his ears, saving them from Chris' screeching attempt at being a "cunning linguist". Raising the mike over his head,keeping his other hand on his ear. The crowd replies for Dice-K.
Fukaku hamekonde chodai! Korrrra!
Daisuke smiles and laughs loudly.
zurui chibi? is that what you mean? No Chris not zurui chibi. Yes I am sneaky yes. Midget not likely. I myself see myself as Wakawakashii. As for your choice of female I do not like Kyapi-kyapi. I am more endeared to Okami Hawaito or Manami Kuroguchi. Substance over style Binbin-daze.
Moving around the ring, standing very tall with a slight limp. Doing his best John Wayne like walk. He raises the mike and with a sad attempt at an impersonation. He starts to give Chris a verbal barrage.
Let tell you there pilgrim. I am telling you har har. You better circle the wagons pilgrim.
Bending over Dice-K holds his ribs as the fans cheer and laugh with him. Standing again he smiles at Chris enjoying his time here for once.
Chris, you underestimate what you mean to XWA. Sure you are 2-10 here but you have been a mainstay. You have also been Pure Champ. You have beaten Blade Myers. That is no small feat. What you do not understand as I am on the bottom rung, ignored, The others in the No Limits division have not taken notice of me. They are lead by a guy from somewhere in America, claiming to be a ninja? a ninja from the midwest?
Looking to the crowd, he smiles and raises the mike once more the fans do what they do best.
Fukaku hamekonde chodai! Korrrra!
Win or Lose Dynamite, I will be where I was before this match. Still ignored, overlooked ,and under utilized. Maybe I will have another W in the column. I may have an L. But either way Chris I will give you the best I can generate. I have the Skills I have the will. I will do what I must.
Standing back from Chris Dice-K bows, a real bow of respect.
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Post by Chris Dynamite on Sept 25, 2010 15:37:25 GMT -5
Dynamite stands still for a moment, clearly taken aback by the apparent compliment from Dice...
I don't need you to stand here and tell me how much this company need me...
What I can't quite figure out about you Dice, is where between the plan to get noticed, the Japanese swearwords and the just awful John Wayne impression, is the real man? Huh?
You see I actually agree with you on one or two things,
The chosen poster boy for the No Limits division is beyond a joke. He's actually pretty good for my ego, because so long as he's still here I know I'm not the biggest waste of money on the XWA salary list
He pauses,
But I digress...
You feel under appreciated and under utilised here? huh? Join the club pal, we've got jackets.
I mean, I can see how that must make you feel, weeks on end facing Kyle Nobbs, every one of these idiots chanting along to your catch phrases,
Cue cheap eat boos
But despite all that, you're out here to get a match, to stand up for Overload, to get yourself on the card...whatever,
This is it dude, the big moment, look around you, bright lights, lots and lots of people, and just you and me in this ring...
He steps face to face with Dice
Can you stand the heat? |
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Post by Daisuke Tsuyuki on Sept 25, 2010 17:24:04 GMT -5
Dice-K smiles,then he shrugs, grimacing a bit from the pain in his ribs from laughing.
Heat, that I can handle my man. The hot lights I have felt before. My debut match here was in a packed house in my homeland. What I can not stand is being overlooked. That is what this match is about to achieve for me. To never be seen as an entry level enhancement talent. But to be seen as a rising force on Overload. Win or lose I plan on making my mark here. Be it as a goofy impersonating badass. Or just a faceless no gimmick necessary generic oriental character you always see in America.
Whatever the case maybe I plan on lighting this arena up tonight ,with your help Dynamite, Lets light it up and see which man gets the win. You may not be a fan favorite, they may like to try and chant my dirty japanese phrases. But in the end this match is a showcase of sorts. For you to prove you desrve the pay out you like to mention from head office. For me it is a showcase of why I should not be taken lightly.
Moving closer to Chris he extends his hand.
I offer this to you. Take or not we will battle to whatever outcome lays ahead.
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Post by Chris Dynamite on Sept 27, 2010 13:41:39 GMT -5
Dynamite leans in close and looks Dice in the eye, with a smirk on his face...he stands back and contemplates him for a moment.
A chance to prove myself...and my worth ooo goody. You know I'm lucky...
He pauses for a second,
Screw it...
He grabs Dice's hand and shakes it, before spinning away.
BuZz: Well that's a turn up for the books, a rare moment of class from this kid!
Suddenly he stops turns slowly, grabs Dice, kicks him in the gut and drags him in to set him up for... |
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Post by Daisuke Tsuyuki on Sept 27, 2010 14:58:02 GMT -5
Almost crumbling to the floor from the stiff boot, Dice steels himself and pulls Dynamite into a underhook. Chris grasps him in an under hook. Neither man now had the upper hand. Dice,eye to eye with Chris, smiles that quirky grin, turning his head slightly Dice give him a peck on the cheek. With this Chris dashes back from Dice-K. As Chris wipes his face Dice drops and rolls out to the outside. Retrieving his mike he throws his head back
Fukaku hamekonde chodai! Korrrra! Hit my music.
As Blood Stained Child fills the arena and the fans explode, Dice jumps the barrier he dances away though the crowd. Turning a bit he yells back at Chris in the ring.
Get ready "Binbin-daze You may have thought you were going to pull a beat down. But you will get one soon enough.
Moving through the crowd slapping hands and high fives as he passed the fans. Holding his ribs Dice knew he had a tough row to hoe. Dynamite will not be an easy out.
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Post by Chris Dynamite on Sept 27, 2010 16:16:21 GMT -5
Dynamite wipes his face again and stares after Dice furiously, racing to the turnbuckle he leaps up and glares angrily out at his opponent...
Get back here you little...I...You...
He storms around the ring, then wipes his face again and leans on the ring ropes seething...
Goldman: Well it looks like its on Dice vs Dynamite...this should be entertaining.
BuZz: Yeah, but who's in whose head do you think? |
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