Life's a bitch. (Jenna)

[Channelle Valencia]

"Man-Eater" begins to play, and the crowds jeers Channelle as she steps out onto the stage. Ever confident from her most recent victory, the Hollywood blonde struts down the aisle of the Ring Rage set with a grin that came off of package of Kool-Aid.

Steadily blowing off the fans at the edge of the barricades as they try to berate their least favorite Diamond , she steps into the ring with a mic in her hands.

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna. I came all the way out here because this is something I wanted everyone to hear, not just you. It's as plain as day...even through these Yves Saint-Laurent sunglasses of mine that from the day you *quotation fingers* "broke away" from me, your career's gone on a downward spiral.

Goldman: What is she talking about?

So you won and retained the Pearl Title? That belt didn't mean squat anyway. Let's look at current events here. Since the beginning of this season, you've been nothing but a punching bag. I suppose you must've been high as a kite that those Not-So-Sensationals made you one of them...but what's happened since then?

I'll tell you what. Every match you've been in, you've lost. Tiffany beat you, the we all beat you, then last week I beat you. Are you noticing a pattern here girl? Like that old British hag on that game show would say, "you ARE the weakest link!" But it doesn't have to be that way.

Jenna, it brings a tear to my eye to think of just how far you've fallen. You don't have to be an imminent failure all of your life. I blame myself for it, which is why I'm giving you this offer...come on back home!!!

She grins as the boos from the crowd raised in volume.

Buzz: Come on back?

I'm giving you the chance right now to leave those buzzards Amber, Mari and Jamie and come back to where you belong. Where you will see nothing but champagne wishes and caviar dreams! And if you do Jenna, I promise you that I will take you under my wing and make you an overnight success that's almost as fierce as me! Almost.

All you've got to do is come out here and shake my hand, and we'll let by-gones be by-gones. You owe it to yourself to correct the biggest mistake you ever made leaving the C.O.A., and now is your one and only chance, so come on down!

Nodding to the crowd after this "display of goodwill", Channelle now waited for Jenna Slade's arrival.

[Jenna "Baby" Slade]

As Jenna's theme began to play, she walked out to the ring looking just a little disheveled.

Goldman: Well, here comes Jenna Slade, but she's not looking like her usually upbeat self right now. Do you think that Channelle struck a chord?

Buzz: I mean...well...Jenna hasn't been the most successful Diamond this year, it's true. She has been the one taking the falls for her group, after such an impressive go of it last year. Maybe she has lost it, who knows?

Goldman: You don't think she'll accept this "offer", do you?

With a mic in her hand, she stepped into the ring. Channelle still grinning from ear to ear then extended her hand out. The fans reaction was clear, they didn't want for this to happen one bit.

This...has got to be the toughest thing I've ever done in my life right here.

She slowly extended her hand towards Channelle's, and the boos grew even louder from the people of Toronto. But then, just as their hands were about to meet she stepped back shaking her finger.

Goldman: There you go! I knew she wasn't gonna cave in!

It would be a trick question to ask you if you knew how full of yourself you were, Channelle. To come out here and make it sound like you are the sole reason for my success in the XWA, has to be one of the most arrogant and self-centered things I've ever heard come out of your mouth, and knowing where your mouth has been in the past, that's saying quite a lot.

Now it's Jenna who grins after making that crack. Channelle slinks her eyes in her ex-BFF's direction.

The truth of the matter is that coming from "under your wing" was the greatest thing I've ever done in my wrestling career. So I've taken a few licks the past few weeks. I'm still loving my life right now knowing that I have people behind me that I can trust, like Amber, Jamie and Mari, and like all of these fans who've supported me the whole time.

The fans cheered her on to make that point completely accurate.

Your little "offer" though, it gave me an idea for tonight. I'm willing to put everything on the line in something I'm calling the "Be My Bitch" match!

Buzz: Uh-oh...that sounds a little dangerous there.

Real simple. The loser of the match will be the winner's "bitch" for an entire month. She'll have to do everything...and I mean everything...that the winner tells them to do! Like I said, everything is on the line. Are you willing to put your oversized ego on the line tonight, because I will put my dignity on the line to prove to you that I'm so much better without you than I ever was with you. If you can beat me again, I'm all yours, but if you lose...oh the fun it's going to be. So how about it?

[Channelle Valencia]

A "Be My Bitch" match? I do like the sound of that...except there's one little problem "Baby", you were my bitch a long, long, looooooooong time ago!

The fans quickly go against her as she continues to antagonize her ex-partner.

But tonight it seems like you just want to put in concrete what we already know all too well by now, the fact that you will never, ever be anything in this business without me. There's still nothing that I can't do Jenna, nothing! I make things happen that no woman can, and after I mop this ring with you again, the next thing I'm going to make is your life into a living hell.

She slowly creeps up to Jenna, face to face. Eye to eye.

I'm going to humiliate you, Jenna. I'm going to shame you so badly that after I'm done, you won't have the heart to ever have any of your precious fans or friends lay eyes on you again.

And your telling me that all I have to do is pin you for the 10,000th time to do it? I'd be a fool not to pass that opportunity up. You're on, and you just made ceremonial harikiri to your career. You just stuck the blade into your belly, and tonight I'm gonna be the one to yank it to the side and put you out of your misery.

[Jenna "Baby" Slade]

Ooooh, nice one.

Jenna, despite the tone of Channelle's words, was still confident.

Let me alliterate what's going to happen tonight a little differently though. I'm going to win, and you're going to be in for a very interesting month.

But first, you're going to find yourself in a position that I'm sure you're used to...laying on the your back with your legs up in the air!

That was the last of Jenna for that little exchange as her theme began to play. She was all smiles as she started to back out of the ring, putting an end to this scene.

Goldman: So this is a first tonight, a "Be My Bitch" match. The loser of this one is going to be in some real trouble, I tell you that much.

Buzz: Yeah...like Jenna said, there's a lot on the line in this one. If there ever was a "must-win" situation, I'd say this is it, unless you want to face utter humiliation that is. Wow.