Post by epic on Sept 10, 2010 13:13:21 GMT -5
"Good evening, XWA.com, we're here with Scott Epic, who, as you saw as Takedown ended, secured the win for his arch rival Kayn and himself to take on Buliwyf and Tommy Tryton in the Crucibal Match at Ring Rage. Scott... can we get your thoughts?"
Scott laughed, before sternly looking at his interviewer... "My... my thoughts? Seriously? Do we seriously have to watch a buncha scrubs like yourself fresh out of college half ass a career in front of each and every one of these fans and performers by asking stupid questions like, "What're my thoughts?"
Seriously, go watch some Larry King, and figure out how to ask questions. And, don't know what you're talking about like him... it makes it far more amusing for everybody to watch, and it definitely won't make you look like a massive idiot like asking me to "share my thoughts" in an interview where you only ask broad questions."
Epic punks the interviewer, who scrambles away.
"That's better! Now, for my *quote signs* "THOUGHTS..." Let me spell it out clear, simple and to the point that the n00b interviewing me could never dream to do. Kayn got lucky. Genesis got bitchsmacked, and Scott Epic, unlike my interviewer, took on the burden of a WORKLOAD upon himself and secured a shot for me to become the XWAWorld Champion. Kayn gets lucky because, per a twisted stipulation from our boss, he was PRIVILEGED enough to be Scott Epic's tag team partner. Genesis, well... NANNER, NANNER, NANNER!
Time and time again, Genesis, I tell you" he says that last phrase like the Indian guy in "Zack and Miri Make a Porno...", "You're no Xtraordinaire. You're just some jackass who somehow found the time while being spread to thin to suck the right amount of..." An edit screen comes up as Epic continues his graphicly homo-erotic rant about all things Genesis... "... and when you finally can take a breath, you look to the sky with a tear in your eyes and realize that all that you've found time for now is to BE. MY. BITCH!
Kayn, you'd better be paying attention to poor Brandy's shituation, because you're heading right down the road to..."
Epic stops on a dime in his rant, focusing his glare forward. The camera spins to reveal...
Scott laughed, before sternly looking at his interviewer... "My... my thoughts? Seriously? Do we seriously have to watch a buncha scrubs like yourself fresh out of college half ass a career in front of each and every one of these fans and performers by asking stupid questions like, "What're my thoughts?"
Seriously, go watch some Larry King, and figure out how to ask questions. And, don't know what you're talking about like him... it makes it far more amusing for everybody to watch, and it definitely won't make you look like a massive idiot like asking me to "share my thoughts" in an interview where you only ask broad questions."
Epic punks the interviewer, who scrambles away.
"That's better! Now, for my *quote signs* "THOUGHTS..." Let me spell it out clear, simple and to the point that the n00b interviewing me could never dream to do. Kayn got lucky. Genesis got bitchsmacked, and Scott Epic, unlike my interviewer, took on the burden of a WORKLOAD upon himself and secured a shot for me to become the XWAWorld Champion. Kayn gets lucky because, per a twisted stipulation from our boss, he was PRIVILEGED enough to be Scott Epic's tag team partner. Genesis, well... NANNER, NANNER, NANNER!
Time and time again, Genesis, I tell you" he says that last phrase like the Indian guy in "Zack and Miri Make a Porno...", "You're no Xtraordinaire. You're just some jackass who somehow found the time while being spread to thin to suck the right amount of..." An edit screen comes up as Epic continues his graphicly homo-erotic rant about all things Genesis... "... and when you finally can take a breath, you look to the sky with a tear in your eyes and realize that all that you've found time for now is to BE. MY. BITCH!
Kayn, you'd better be paying attention to poor Brandy's shituation, because you're heading right down the road to..."
Epic stops on a dime in his rant, focusing his glare forward. The camera spins to reveal...
to other crucibal guys: no time for me to PM you guys now seeking storyline ideas, but will hopefully start pm'ing tonight so we can has fun storyline for ppv
