Post by blaze on Jun 28, 2010 11:09:23 GMT -5
Episode #1
Air Date: Saturday, June 26th
Time: 10:07 pm
Credits:
If you would like your question to be answered on "The Burning Question", send me a pm with your question here on the forums along with a name for whom you want me to say is asking the question. Try to keep the question on the topic of current events and make it have as little to do with XWA as possible. We have enough XWA talk in the main forums. Who knows, if I like your question I may air it on the next show.
Air Date: Saturday, June 26th
Time: 10:07 pm
"Well folks, our new segment "The Burning Point" was suppose to hit the airwaves at ten o'clock tonight. We've been hyping it up....Getting you all ready for the moment....and now....our host for that....A Mr. Gregory Shaddix seems to be a no show."
The DJ hits a button on the soundboard in front of him. This particular button cause an echo of boos to play.
"We can't really fill with music any longer....So, unfortunately I guess we'll just have to scrap this little proje.."
We hear a thud over the airwaves. The sound of the DJ being bumped out of his chair as Shaddix takes his seat. He adjusts the Mic to his height and begins to speak...
"Sorry for the fashionably late entrance. I figured all three people who still actually listen to the radio wouldn't really mind my delay. I mean seriously, get an effin' Ipod so you don't have to listen to commercials and douchebag DJ's like this moron that was here moments ago. Anyways...."
Shaddix pauses for a moment while he situates all the objects on the desk in front of him. He was a bit OCD with things like this and needed all his belongings to be organized.
"I am Gregory Shaddix..,,Aka Blaze....Your host for the next few minutes and you are listening to "The Burning Question". The radio show where you the fans ask your one big question of the week and if I give a damn I might answer it. Then, we'll end the show with my song selection of the week. Get it, got it, good!"
Shaddix hits a button on the sound board and it plays the intro theme for his little segment.
"Alright, with that out of the way lets see what are question is for the week. This one comes in from.....Bob from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Bob from Tulsa asks...."Dear Mr.Shaddix....who do you think will win the 2010 Fifa World Cup?" Really? Really Bob? First off, addressing me as Dear Mr.Shaddix makes me think your probably living in a little state called OklaHOMO....and the fact you care about the World Cup just adds more evidence to that."
Shaddix pauses for a brief moment.
"I mean honestly, who cares about some guys kicking around a ball. If your going to ask a sports question, please at least ask about a relevant sport. Such as Football...Or wrestling. But soccer? Please. If you really want an answer though....as my sponsors say I have to atleast give some sort of slightly acceptable answer to your question...then fine, I say Chile will win. Why? Because they are named after a kickass food. Or maybe Germany....You know, because they're Nazis and what not...Oh, and the station would like me to say...Please do not send them any hate mail for my comments here. Past, present, or future statements included. That can all be sent straight to my XWA e-mail...As it will be easier and more enjoyable for me to directly delete it from there."
Shaddix hits another sound board button that plays the voice of mentally disabled puppet Ed from Crank Yankers saying "I've got mail, I've got mail YAY!!!"
"Alright. I think I'm living up to my contract so far. The burning question has officially been answered. And if any of you still have burning questions left, the answer is always...Just put some ointment on it. Now, we received a letter from a fan that I would like to read real quick. This one comes from a Mr. Cruise out of Dallas Texas. He writes, "Hey, I haven't even heard your show yet...But just knowing your the host...I'm already ready for you to shut your cock-hole. Your voice is annoying and you suck. So f**k off you annoying a-hole."......This letter, which was full of spelling and grammatical errors...Was written with blue colored pencil. Which leads me to believe it was written by either a child....A mentally handicapped obese social worker..."
Shaddix hits the button to play the Ed from Crank Yankers sound bit again...
"Or a Mexican immigrant....But none the less, thank you for that Mr.Cruise. Ok now, one last fan letter...This one is from Carl out of Minnesota. Hey, I bet if you look out your window you can see Palin trying to find Russia. Silly girl, start with something easier. Like "Where's Waldo?" Anyways....Carl's letter reads...."Nathan Michaels sucks." And I agree. Thanks Carl. Well, that about wraps up the first edition of "The Burning Question."
A sound bit that rings out with a bunch of "Awwws" is played.
"If you have any questions that need to be answered on the next show, feel free to f**k off. Oh, I mean....Message me at my XWA e-mail ...blah, blah. blah. And speaking of Blah, Blah, Blah.....That is my song of the week for you. "Blah, Blah, Blah" by Kesha. I hate that b**ch with a passion but shes so damn hot...and something about her annoying little voice turns me on...So deal with it....Peace!"
Shaddix hits one last button to start the song playing before he stands up and leaves.
The DJ hits a button on the soundboard in front of him. This particular button cause an echo of boos to play.
"We can't really fill with music any longer....So, unfortunately I guess we'll just have to scrap this little proje.."
We hear a thud over the airwaves. The sound of the DJ being bumped out of his chair as Shaddix takes his seat. He adjusts the Mic to his height and begins to speak...
"Sorry for the fashionably late entrance. I figured all three people who still actually listen to the radio wouldn't really mind my delay. I mean seriously, get an effin' Ipod so you don't have to listen to commercials and douchebag DJ's like this moron that was here moments ago. Anyways...."
Shaddix pauses for a moment while he situates all the objects on the desk in front of him. He was a bit OCD with things like this and needed all his belongings to be organized.
"I am Gregory Shaddix..,,Aka Blaze....Your host for the next few minutes and you are listening to "The Burning Question". The radio show where you the fans ask your one big question of the week and if I give a damn I might answer it. Then, we'll end the show with my song selection of the week. Get it, got it, good!"
Shaddix hits a button on the sound board and it plays the intro theme for his little segment.
"Alright, with that out of the way lets see what are question is for the week. This one comes in from.....Bob from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Bob from Tulsa asks...."Dear Mr.Shaddix....who do you think will win the 2010 Fifa World Cup?" Really? Really Bob? First off, addressing me as Dear Mr.Shaddix makes me think your probably living in a little state called OklaHOMO....and the fact you care about the World Cup just adds more evidence to that."
Shaddix pauses for a brief moment.
"I mean honestly, who cares about some guys kicking around a ball. If your going to ask a sports question, please at least ask about a relevant sport. Such as Football...Or wrestling. But soccer? Please. If you really want an answer though....as my sponsors say I have to atleast give some sort of slightly acceptable answer to your question...then fine, I say Chile will win. Why? Because they are named after a kickass food. Or maybe Germany....You know, because they're Nazis and what not...Oh, and the station would like me to say...Please do not send them any hate mail for my comments here. Past, present, or future statements included. That can all be sent straight to my XWA e-mail...As it will be easier and more enjoyable for me to directly delete it from there."
Shaddix hits another sound board button that plays the voice of mentally disabled puppet Ed from Crank Yankers saying "I've got mail, I've got mail YAY!!!"
"Alright. I think I'm living up to my contract so far. The burning question has officially been answered. And if any of you still have burning questions left, the answer is always...Just put some ointment on it. Now, we received a letter from a fan that I would like to read real quick. This one comes from a Mr. Cruise out of Dallas Texas. He writes, "Hey, I haven't even heard your show yet...But just knowing your the host...I'm already ready for you to shut your cock-hole. Your voice is annoying and you suck. So f**k off you annoying a-hole."......This letter, which was full of spelling and grammatical errors...Was written with blue colored pencil. Which leads me to believe it was written by either a child....A mentally handicapped obese social worker..."
Shaddix hits the button to play the Ed from Crank Yankers sound bit again...
"Or a Mexican immigrant....But none the less, thank you for that Mr.Cruise. Ok now, one last fan letter...This one is from Carl out of Minnesota. Hey, I bet if you look out your window you can see Palin trying to find Russia. Silly girl, start with something easier. Like "Where's Waldo?" Anyways....Carl's letter reads...."Nathan Michaels sucks." And I agree. Thanks Carl. Well, that about wraps up the first edition of "The Burning Question."
A sound bit that rings out with a bunch of "Awwws" is played.
"If you have any questions that need to be answered on the next show, feel free to f**k off. Oh, I mean....Message me at my XWA e-mail ...blah, blah. blah. And speaking of Blah, Blah, Blah.....That is my song of the week for you. "Blah, Blah, Blah" by Kesha. I hate that b**ch with a passion but shes so damn hot...and something about her annoying little voice turns me on...So deal with it....Peace!"
Shaddix hits one last button to start the song playing before he stands up and leaves.
Credits:
If you would like your question to be answered on "The Burning Question", send me a pm with your question here on the forums along with a name for whom you want me to say is asking the question. Try to keep the question on the topic of current events and make it have as little to do with XWA as possible. We have enough XWA talk in the main forums. Who knows, if I like your question I may air it on the next show.