Post by Kayn on Mar 9, 2007 14:23:18 GMT -5
*with permission, just in case*
*takes place a an XWA house show*
*Ludacris’ “Ultimate Satisfaction” starts to play through the PA of the area. The crowd starts to boo, even though Keith Wyle is not supposed to be in the arena this evening*
Mike: “What’s going on? Keith Wyle isn’t in the arena this evening.”
Buzz: “The Wyldman has graced us with his presence. This is going to be.. wait a second.”
*As the fans boo, a figure walks out from behind the curtain. It’s Kayn, dressed and groomed in the fashion of Keith Wyle. Some of the fans start to cheer while others are still not aware that it is Kayn in the suit. He struts to the ring, imitating The Wyldman’s mannerisms. By the time he reaches the ring all the fans and the announce team realize that it is Kayn, out to mimic The Wyldman.*
Buzz: “That’s not Keith Wyle, that’s Kayn.”
Mike: “It sure is Buzz. The rivalry between these two has been going on for a few weeks now and I think it’s about to go to the next level.”
*As Kayn stands in the ring the fans start to chant his name. While he smiles and nods, he tries to stay in character and grabs a mic from the ring announcer. He straightens his tie and raises the mic to his mouth*
“All you redneck pee-ons need to stop chanting that guy’s name. I mean I know he is the far superior wrestler over me, but this is my time to address you all.”
*The crowd laughs and cheers*
Buzz: “This is not going to end well.”
“As I’m sure you’re all aware, I am Keith Wyle. The Wyldman. The guy who said I had my way with all your mothers. It’s true. I am such a stud that I need to go after older women, because, well let’s be honest, no woman near my age would come near me. And besides, when you get an older woman, you know like 80 or 90, if you take their walker away, they have no choice but to sit there and listen to you rant about absolutely nothing.”
Mike: “Whoa! That’s sounds like the truth.”
Buzz: “Do you know from experience Mike?”
Mike: “Well I heard a rumor.”
*Kayn raises the mic again* “Because that’s what I do! I come out here and ramble on about absolutely nothing, because I like to hear my own voice. So I want to share it with you all, but you boo me when I try to share my voice with you.”
*The crowd starts cheering and laughing louder*
“Please, please. Stop with your charity and pity cheers. Because I know you all really hate me, and that makes me cry a little when I leave the arena. On my way back to the hotel, while everyone else is having a good time in this great city.” *big pop* “Especially my rival Kayn, who goes and has a good time with all the great female wrestlers in our organization. I stay at the hotel, trying to come up with new ways to make fun of you all, because to be honest with you all, I’m really not that good of a wrestler.”
Buzz: “That’s not true.”
*Kayn hangs his head and shakes it back and forth, then raises it and speaks again*
“To be honest with you all, I talk a lot, in hopes that I will bore you all to sleep so you won’t remember the asskicking that Kayn is going to give to me.”
*The crowd cheers and chants Kayn’s name.”
“Yes, I know he’s great, but please, let me finish. I’m pouring my heart out to you all.”
*The crowd’s cheers die down a little*
“Because I know that when I meet him, in this very ring, it will be a rather short match. I mean, have you seen the size of that guy? He’s like a moose. And I…” *Kayn takes a step back and unbuttons his suit jacket* “am obviously not.”
Mike: “He doesn’t look that bad.”
Buzz: “Are you trying to convince me of something? Or are you just thinking out loud?”
“So before I go, I leave you with this. The way I look at my upcoming match with Kayn is the same way I look at having intercourse with a rabid hyena.”
Buzz: “What does he mean by that?”
Mike: “I’m sure we’ll find out.”
“It seems like a blast at first, but in the end, I’m going to be left hurt and begging for my life.”
*The crowd cheers as Kayn leaves the ring while ‘Hammer Smashed Face’ plays over the PA*
Buzz: “Those were some strong words.”
Mike: “From a strong man.”
Buzz: “I want to see if he’ll be able to back them up."
Mike: “I know I’ll be waiting to see that match happen just as much as these fans.”
(END PROMO)
*takes place a an XWA house show*
*Ludacris’ “Ultimate Satisfaction” starts to play through the PA of the area. The crowd starts to boo, even though Keith Wyle is not supposed to be in the arena this evening*
Mike: “What’s going on? Keith Wyle isn’t in the arena this evening.”
Buzz: “The Wyldman has graced us with his presence. This is going to be.. wait a second.”
*As the fans boo, a figure walks out from behind the curtain. It’s Kayn, dressed and groomed in the fashion of Keith Wyle. Some of the fans start to cheer while others are still not aware that it is Kayn in the suit. He struts to the ring, imitating The Wyldman’s mannerisms. By the time he reaches the ring all the fans and the announce team realize that it is Kayn, out to mimic The Wyldman.*
Buzz: “That’s not Keith Wyle, that’s Kayn.”
Mike: “It sure is Buzz. The rivalry between these two has been going on for a few weeks now and I think it’s about to go to the next level.”
*As Kayn stands in the ring the fans start to chant his name. While he smiles and nods, he tries to stay in character and grabs a mic from the ring announcer. He straightens his tie and raises the mic to his mouth*
“All you redneck pee-ons need to stop chanting that guy’s name. I mean I know he is the far superior wrestler over me, but this is my time to address you all.”
*The crowd laughs and cheers*
Buzz: “This is not going to end well.”
“As I’m sure you’re all aware, I am Keith Wyle. The Wyldman. The guy who said I had my way with all your mothers. It’s true. I am such a stud that I need to go after older women, because, well let’s be honest, no woman near my age would come near me. And besides, when you get an older woman, you know like 80 or 90, if you take their walker away, they have no choice but to sit there and listen to you rant about absolutely nothing.”
Mike: “Whoa! That’s sounds like the truth.”
Buzz: “Do you know from experience Mike?”
Mike: “Well I heard a rumor.”
*Kayn raises the mic again* “Because that’s what I do! I come out here and ramble on about absolutely nothing, because I like to hear my own voice. So I want to share it with you all, but you boo me when I try to share my voice with you.”
*The crowd starts cheering and laughing louder*
“Please, please. Stop with your charity and pity cheers. Because I know you all really hate me, and that makes me cry a little when I leave the arena. On my way back to the hotel, while everyone else is having a good time in this great city.” *big pop* “Especially my rival Kayn, who goes and has a good time with all the great female wrestlers in our organization. I stay at the hotel, trying to come up with new ways to make fun of you all, because to be honest with you all, I’m really not that good of a wrestler.”
Buzz: “That’s not true.”
*Kayn hangs his head and shakes it back and forth, then raises it and speaks again*
“To be honest with you all, I talk a lot, in hopes that I will bore you all to sleep so you won’t remember the asskicking that Kayn is going to give to me.”
*The crowd cheers and chants Kayn’s name.”
“Yes, I know he’s great, but please, let me finish. I’m pouring my heart out to you all.”
*The crowd’s cheers die down a little*
“Because I know that when I meet him, in this very ring, it will be a rather short match. I mean, have you seen the size of that guy? He’s like a moose. And I…” *Kayn takes a step back and unbuttons his suit jacket* “am obviously not.”
Mike: “He doesn’t look that bad.”
Buzz: “Are you trying to convince me of something? Or are you just thinking out loud?”
“So before I go, I leave you with this. The way I look at my upcoming match with Kayn is the same way I look at having intercourse with a rabid hyena.”
Buzz: “What does he mean by that?”
Mike: “I’m sure we’ll find out.”
“It seems like a blast at first, but in the end, I’m going to be left hurt and begging for my life.”
*The crowd cheers as Kayn leaves the ring while ‘Hammer Smashed Face’ plays over the PA*
Buzz: “Those were some strong words.”
Mike: “From a strong man.”
Buzz: “I want to see if he’ll be able to back them up."
Mike: “I know I’ll be waiting to see that match happen just as much as these fans.”
(END PROMO)
