Post by Keith Wyle on Mar 9, 2007 23:01:25 GMT -5
**Takes place at a XWA house show**
Ludacris' "Ultimate Satisfaction" blares throughout the arena as the crowd doesn't know how to react until Keith, the real Keith walks out and the crowd begins to boo and laugh at the same time when Keith ignoring all of them steps into the ring and calls for a mic
Ha ha heh heh ha ho hohoooooo, that was so funny what Kayn did in this ring when I wasn't here and for the first time in his XWA career stepped in this ring
Keith's face said everything that his lips didn't, he was pissed. he looked around the arena with disgust as he continued
What you all failed to realize is that you all need me, see without me here you wouldn't be here either
The fans laughter turned into boos as that last remark got the fans right where Keith wanted to be
See you won't admit it but like seeing me. Without me there wouldn't be Fierharts, or a XXL or any other "fan favorites" around here hell without me none of you would know who the hell Kayn was
The fans begin to boo even louder as they to start a "YOU SUCK" chant.
So instead of saying you suck you should be saying Thank You and just be appreciative and most of all be SILENT!!
The fans show their "appreciation" by changing their "YOU SUCK" chant to "YOUR HAIR SUCKS"
I want you all to do something you normally don't do and think for a minute, If it wasn't for me Kayn would but another one of the guys in the back jerkin the curtain backstage waiting to get on, but because of me he was shot right into the spotlight. Which I guess he wasn't ready for as he keeps comin up with these tired ass routines and jokes. I mean how many times can a guy leave the arena when the lights go out, how many times can a guy come out an impersonate someone else to get some attention
The fans continue to boo as Keith ignores him and goes on
Now I know that you all would love for me to stay here at keep you company but I got better things to do like find me one of those XWA females in the back and show them a little Wyle Style. But I will leave you with this when me and Kayn finally do meet in this ring we are gonna tear roof off this piece
Keith looks to the crowd and for the first time they agree and cheer as Keith continues
But make no mistake when it is all said and done and all the smoke has cleared the referee will raise his hand and put it on my wrists
with that Keith walks out of the ring and up the ramp and through the curtains........THE END(for now)
Ludacris' "Ultimate Satisfaction" blares throughout the arena as the crowd doesn't know how to react until Keith, the real Keith walks out and the crowd begins to boo and laugh at the same time when Keith ignoring all of them steps into the ring and calls for a mic
Ha ha heh heh ha ho hohoooooo, that was so funny what Kayn did in this ring when I wasn't here and for the first time in his XWA career stepped in this ring
Keith's face said everything that his lips didn't, he was pissed. he looked around the arena with disgust as he continued
What you all failed to realize is that you all need me, see without me here you wouldn't be here either
The fans laughter turned into boos as that last remark got the fans right where Keith wanted to be
See you won't admit it but like seeing me. Without me there wouldn't be Fierharts, or a XXL or any other "fan favorites" around here hell without me none of you would know who the hell Kayn was
The fans begin to boo even louder as they to start a "YOU SUCK" chant.
So instead of saying you suck you should be saying Thank You and just be appreciative and most of all be SILENT!!
The fans show their "appreciation" by changing their "YOU SUCK" chant to "YOUR HAIR SUCKS"
I want you all to do something you normally don't do and think for a minute, If it wasn't for me Kayn would but another one of the guys in the back jerkin the curtain backstage waiting to get on, but because of me he was shot right into the spotlight. Which I guess he wasn't ready for as he keeps comin up with these tired ass routines and jokes. I mean how many times can a guy leave the arena when the lights go out, how many times can a guy come out an impersonate someone else to get some attention
The fans continue to boo as Keith ignores him and goes on
Now I know that you all would love for me to stay here at keep you company but I got better things to do like find me one of those XWA females in the back and show them a little Wyle Style. But I will leave you with this when me and Kayn finally do meet in this ring we are gonna tear roof off this piece
Keith looks to the crowd and for the first time they agree and cheer as Keith continues
But make no mistake when it is all said and done and all the smoke has cleared the referee will raise his hand and put it on my wrists
with that Keith walks out of the ring and up the ramp and through the curtains........THE END(for now)