Post by Alesha Cole on May 18, 2010 18:11:17 GMT -5
As Madness continues the cameras head backstage, to where Joe Beakman is stood, mic in hand.
This is Joe Beakman here, with one of XWA’s newest Diamond acquisitions. This lady was kept off the TakeDown season debut by volcanic ash. So here tonight, back from being stranded in Spain, ladies and gentlemen…Alesha Cole!
Joe Beakman… Joe Beakman… THE Joe. Beakman…
She looks him up and down,
I thought you’d be taller!
Right… Well you’re here tonight so…
Woah…Woah…Joe! Let me take us back a step…
Yo, XWA Universe...Madness…TakeDown’s first PPV of the year…Y’all having a good time?
The crowd roars,
Then let’s RAISE THE ROOF!!
The fans explode…
WHO DAT?
The fans join in ‘WHO DAT?’
Now, Joey…you may continue!
Uh, thanks. So, Alesha, former New Orleans Saints Cheerleader, College and State Champion Gymnast, stranded in Spain for your first XWA show. How does it feel to have made it?
How does it feel to have made it? Damn Joe, you sucked the life right outta that. Come on man, this is my first interview, my first camera moment, lets give it some pizzazz…
Come on… Stand up straight… Lets see that Joe Beakman smile!
She grins as she plays with the interviewer…
Ok, so, how does it feel to be here now? An XWA Superstar?
How does it feel? How does it feel?
Damn it feels good Joe! This is where I’ve been aiming since I gave up being a Saint-sation… The XWA… The biggest game in town… Bringing the bright lights the Big Easy Glitz and Glam!
And once I get my spot… Joey… the party ain’t never gonna stop!
But what am I talking about? You know this! I mean, hell, you’ve been around the block. You spend your time here interviewing some of the biggest stars in the world today.
Some of the sexiest ladies in the world today…You like that don’t you Joe!
Well I…
No, No, Come on Joe… We know. I mean it’s not said much, but we know…
You LOVE interviewing the Diamonds don’t ya Joe?
Well its part of my jo…
No… screw part of the job! Any man would kill to be you half the time.
And I’ve heard the stories Joe…
Sometimes you enjoy it a bit too much huh?
You’ve been known to uh?
She looks him up and down, and raises her eyebrows suggestively,
What? No…I…
Hey Joe, don’t be embarrassed. No, no it’s normal, they’re hot some of the girls back here! You’re in a one in a million situation… They get in your head don’t they? Difficult to get them out huh?
So you uh?
She raises her eyebrows and smiles
Go on…
You can tell me…
She puts her hand up to the camera lens
It’s just us here…
She drops her hand just to show Beakman nodding,
well…once or twice I…
Wait, What? You sick perv!!
No…I…I didn’t mean…Its…
Alesha bursts out laughing and puts a hand on Beakman’s shoulder
Ahaha… Chill Joey… I’m just kidding…Just playing with you man! Hey…lighten up!
But I know what you were wondering, before we got…sidetracked.
What do I have in mind? What does Alesha Cole have in mind for Takedown?
Well Joe, Let me set it out…
With the lights on…the cameras focused…the people shouting out…then, and only then, the party starts…and I ain’t never gonna stop!
This is my dream Joey…and I’m gonna raise the roof!
Oh and Joe…
She leans in really close to him, fluttering her eyelids…
*gulp* Uh, yeah?
Wash that aftershave off…you smell like a kid at his first disco!
She grins and winks at Joe,
Turns and blows a kiss to the camera,
And struts out of shot!
This is Joe Beakman here, with one of XWA’s newest Diamond acquisitions. This lady was kept off the TakeDown season debut by volcanic ash. So here tonight, back from being stranded in Spain, ladies and gentlemen…Alesha Cole!
Joe Beakman… Joe Beakman… THE Joe. Beakman…
She looks him up and down,
I thought you’d be taller!
Right… Well you’re here tonight so…
Woah…Woah…Joe! Let me take us back a step…
Yo, XWA Universe...Madness…TakeDown’s first PPV of the year…Y’all having a good time?
The crowd roars,
Then let’s RAISE THE ROOF!!
The fans explode…
WHO DAT?
The fans join in ‘WHO DAT?’
Now, Joey…you may continue!
Uh, thanks. So, Alesha, former New Orleans Saints Cheerleader, College and State Champion Gymnast, stranded in Spain for your first XWA show. How does it feel to have made it?
How does it feel to have made it? Damn Joe, you sucked the life right outta that. Come on man, this is my first interview, my first camera moment, lets give it some pizzazz…
Come on… Stand up straight… Lets see that Joe Beakman smile!
She grins as she plays with the interviewer…
Ok, so, how does it feel to be here now? An XWA Superstar?
How does it feel? How does it feel?
Damn it feels good Joe! This is where I’ve been aiming since I gave up being a Saint-sation… The XWA… The biggest game in town… Bringing the bright lights the Big Easy Glitz and Glam!
And once I get my spot… Joey… the party ain’t never gonna stop!
But what am I talking about? You know this! I mean, hell, you’ve been around the block. You spend your time here interviewing some of the biggest stars in the world today.
Some of the sexiest ladies in the world today…You like that don’t you Joe!
Well I…
No, No, Come on Joe… We know. I mean it’s not said much, but we know…
You LOVE interviewing the Diamonds don’t ya Joe?
Well its part of my jo…
No… screw part of the job! Any man would kill to be you half the time.
And I’ve heard the stories Joe…
Sometimes you enjoy it a bit too much huh?
You’ve been known to uh?
She looks him up and down, and raises her eyebrows suggestively,
What? No…I…
Hey Joe, don’t be embarrassed. No, no it’s normal, they’re hot some of the girls back here! You’re in a one in a million situation… They get in your head don’t they? Difficult to get them out huh?
So you uh?
She raises her eyebrows and smiles
Go on…
You can tell me…
She puts her hand up to the camera lens
It’s just us here…
She drops her hand just to show Beakman nodding,
well…once or twice I…
Wait, What? You sick perv!!
No…I…I didn’t mean…Its…
Alesha bursts out laughing and puts a hand on Beakman’s shoulder
Ahaha… Chill Joey… I’m just kidding…Just playing with you man! Hey…lighten up!
But I know what you were wondering, before we got…sidetracked.
What do I have in mind? What does Alesha Cole have in mind for Takedown?
Well Joe, Let me set it out…
With the lights on…the cameras focused…the people shouting out…then, and only then, the party starts…and I ain’t never gonna stop!
This is my dream Joey…and I’m gonna raise the roof!
Oh and Joe…
She leans in really close to him, fluttering her eyelids…
*gulp* Uh, yeah?
Wash that aftershave off…you smell like a kid at his first disco!
She grins and winks at Joe,
Turns and blows a kiss to the camera,
And struts out of shot!
