Miss Mayhem (Holly)

[kimmy]

***This Could Be Anywhere In The World by alexisonfire began to play and Kim Hunter began to walk her way down toward the ring, not exactly pleased with her debut at Union but not 100% surprised either. She was intent and focused on proving one thing once and for all though, that she was the toughest woman in XWA.***

There's only one other Diamond besides myself that can hold a candle to the idea that they are in any way, shape, or form hardcore. I've heard it from SO many women over the years that its becoming tired and cliche, but one woman has impressed me a lot. Holly.

She knows, just as well as I do, that she is the only Diamond in XWA besdies me that can strike up a match where you know any object that's not bolted to the ground is going to be used.........ah fuck, even some things that ARE bolted to the ground get used because that's what we're like......intense and rough to the bone.

So, I want the two of us to square off in an Extreme Rules Match Holly.......to prove who is Miss Mayhem of XWA, you or me.

What do you say ??

[shylo]

~To the chagrin of Kim, and the surprise of the fans, the theme that plays wasn't that of Holly Woodz~

Travis: Now here's someone we haven't seen in a while. The White Trash Queen herself, Shilo Sydal!!!

Tony: Is it me, or does she look a bit, well...bigger?

Travis: Bigger is better after all.

~Shilo heads down to the ring with a mic in hand. It was apparent she had something to say, and she wastes no time doing so~

Now hold it right there, bagpipe girl. That Nister chick musta' went upside your head good and proper last year, becuz' if you think you and the twig are the only Hardcore chicks in XWA, you're off your god damn gord. I'm every bit, if not even more Hardcore then either of you two skinny wenches. And I'll prove it tonight be beatin' the crap outta' both of you in a Falls Count Anywhere Triple Threat match. Woodz mighta' impressed you, but you're about as impressionable as 4 year old. A Bedazzled Pez dispenser would probably impress you. Well...actually, that would be kinda' impressive...but that's not the point. I need an ass to kick, and between you and Holly's flat as a board selves, combined both of your rumps make one whole ass, so that'll do for me.

[holly]

Not to long after Shilo's outburst in the ring, Holly Woodz steps out from backstage. She stands at the stage briefly, leering down at foes in the ring, before bring the mic she had in hand to her lips to respond.

You know what I see in that ring right now? Not two "hardcore" chicks. Not two chicks who I even realistically need to, or SHOULD pay any attention to. All I see are two chicks who need to use my name to get over. And trust me ladies, both of you are in desperate need of gettin' over. Let's start with you, Ms. Hunter...

Back when you 1st burst on the scene, you took the wrestling world by storm. A female who was good enough to rise up the ranks of that dump in Ohio, and even knock around some of the male competitors they had. Which only goes to show me just how strapped for talent that place really was. The proof of that comes in all the other places you've worked for since. And the proof is simply put...you're not all that great. In fact, you...well...you actually suck. And I mean hard. Much like ya' do to all of the guys AND gals you've chased around over the years. *Chuckles* In the last 3 years in XWA, you've went from prominent superstar to welcoming mat. Let's be real here, Hunter. This is your last chance to prove yourself worthy of your paycheck. It doesn't take rocket science to know that you're on a short leash as far as your job security goes. I know that your contract is up at the end of this season, and that do to your less then thrilling showing over the last 3 years, XWA brass aren't all that convinced you're worth resigning. So this year is the make or break for Kim Hunter. Succeed, and you get to keep your job next year. Have another season like your couple here, and you're collectin' unemployment.

She turns her focus to Shilo now.

And speaking of job security, where do I even begin with you? You've been on the bubble so long I though you floated away already. At least Hunter's got a decent enough excuse of her just plain old suckin' ASS to fall back on. You? You're as frail as 2 week old cracker. Every season you've been in XWA has been cut short due to injury. And you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally wanna get in the ring with me in a Hardcore match? You should be thinking a little safer to start. Maybe a few evening gown matches to start. Follow that up with some pillow fights. Hell, I don't even think you're on the right show. They shoulda' transferred your ass over to Takedown where all the rest of the soft and squishy lil' Cupie Dolls are. You'd fit right in with those sugary sweet suckers.

Tattoos and a "sunny" disposition don't make you Hardcore, sweety. Bein' able to take the mother of all ass whoopin's and dishin' out the grand mother of all ass whoopin's in return, THAT'S Hardcore. And you could barely withstand the ass kickins' that Dianaco and Marx gave you. You must be stark ravin' MENTAL if you think you're gonna do any better against me. I'm the most dangerous woman in this business ladies, and that's a title I earned a long, loooooooooooooooooong time ago not because I talk tough. I earned it because I come out to that ring and I lay bitches like you out. It's the very reason why I get so limited competition in this business, because there's no other female who can stack up. Much less you, bubble chest.

She returns her next comment to both women.

But I'll humor you both. I know your careers are just about at the bottom of the toilet bowl, ready for someone in corporate to flush it away. So I'll be a nice girl and give the two of you what you so desperately want, the beating of your god damn lives. I mean, it is in fact what the both of you are best at, gettin' your asses handed to you. May as well make the most of your natural talents as best as I can.

Holly grins ear to ear as she waits for the heated response from either woman.