Dottin' Eyes (Kayn)

[epic]

UNDEAD

A chorus of boos erupt for the man that left their XWA Xtraordinaire lying in a heap following the XWA World Championship Contender's match at UNION. Not even the epicequalswin.com crowd could be heard over the loud disapproval. He didn't pay them any mind as he stood on the top of the stage, a demented smirk on his face. Raising his hand in front of his face, he looks at the object he brought with him. A solid, lead pipe... last seen knocking out a bull eleph Kayn. Laughing, he walks down to the ring and slides in, getting a microphone from the announcer.

"I'm going to keep this kinda short, since the only place that matters is directly in between these ropes. Or, so has the mantra of the XWA always stated. APPARENTLY, someone hasn't been paying attention to all of the crazy hijinks that can happen in... say, interview areas, bathrooms, concession stands, underneath Gallas's desk... all areas of the arena. Because if they WERE paying attention...

... They'd see that statements can be made anywhere....

AND ANY TIME!"

Laughing, the boos erupt again.

"I sure as hell don't expect Kayn to be forgetting about that anytime soon... or the rest of you pee-ons for any matter. I'm sure Marshall Dane had to crack a small smile at that last week even. He booked me and Kayn for tonight, which I do hear that your favorite Death Metal Goliath is in fact in the back..."

Insert loud cheers...

"Only for me to drop him again. See, I'm an Xtraordinaire Xtermination Xpert... TripleX for short. Which... Hell, I think I need to put on a forum signature somewhere... But anywhoo... Kayn, the only thing missing on this lead pipe aside from the scent of your sweaty forehead is the red stain of your blood. Tonight, I'm aiming to collect, and then, you may as well just give me your status since I'll have beaten down, broken, and abused all 3 Xtraordinaires in... well, pretty much three shows straight when you think about it!"

[Kayn]

*Just as Scott finished his last statement "Hammer Smashed Face" began to play over the PA system which brought the fans to their feet. After a few seconds Kayn walked out from behind the backstage curtain with a microphone already in his hand. Kayn stood on the stage and stared down at the ring, his face almost expressionless.*

Matt: "Well like the old saying goes Buzz, 'If looks could kill' then I'd say Epic would be six feet under."

Buzz: "Kayn is just angry that Epic caught him napping in front of his adoring public, he deserves what he gets."

*As his music faded Kayn brought the mic to his lips.*

"Epic, I'm going to make this very, very short because I'm not known for long winded speeches. You made your statement at Union, now it's MY turn to make a statement in the best way I know how."

*After that Kayn drops the microphone on the stage and starts walking towards the ring with a purpose.*

Matt: "This doesn't bode well for the 'Prince of Pwn' partner."

*While Kayn continued to the ring, Epic spoke.*

[epic]

"Whoa whoa whoa... Looks like somebody's a l'il angry!

Look everybody! Greaseball woke up on the wrong side of the Harley seat!"

Epic seemed to be having a bit of fun with his sped up entrance to the ring...

"What's yer problem, man... mad that I made you a li'l bit prettier???"

Epic dropped the microphone away. It'd be mere seconds before Kayne was in the ring. He cocked the pipe back, ready to strike...

...Then decided to let Kayn stew about this for a little bit longer.A loud curtain of boos closed in on the ring as Epic slid out when Kayn slid in, backing along the wall. He kept to the side, watching Kayn intently in the ring, shaking the pipe at him. Talking shit. Pure EPIC style. He's used that pipe to stir the pot, and he knows it. Definitely under Kayn's skin. Backing up the ramp, he kisses the pipe, then slams it down in front of him, allowing the impact against the stage to echo through the arena. He didn't need no stinkin' pipe to finish Kayn off.

[Kayn]

*Kayn watched Epic high tail it up the ramp to the stage and he did nothing but watch. The crowd wanted Kayn to get his revenge right now, but since the match had been signed already Kayn knew it would only be a matter of time before he would get his hands on Scott.*

Matt: "Kayn looks ready for the match later tonight."

Buzz: "But Epic is in his head. There's no way Kayn's going to walk out of the ring tonight as the winner."

Matt: "Folks, we've got a lot more in store for you tonight on the season premier of Takedown."

*The cameras cut to the next segment.*

-End