I'd like to send a shoutout....(O2Kayn)

[Keith Wyle]

**Takes place during a XWA house show**

Ludacris' "Ultimate Satisfaction" blares throughout the arena as a shower of boos rain down as The Wyldman walks through the curtains. As Keith walks down the ramp and looks out into the crowd he sees random people flipping him the middle finger, others just plain boo as he walks into the ring and asks for a mic.

I know you can't comprehend how I man of my stature and magnificence can possibly stand before to entertain you

Some audience member begin to chant "YOU SUCK" as Keith speaks the chant begins to gain momentum and soon sweeps the house until Keith addresses it

I told your mothers that same thing last night, the only difference is that I meant it as a compliment

The crowd didn't like that one and they tell Keith as the boos get louder and get even louder when Keith put the mic to his lips.

Now,now children I didn't come here just to let you know where you mothers and girlfri-m'bad your "friend-girls" were at, I came out here to send a shoutout to a certain someone, the walking rock-opera Kayn

The fans begin to cheer as soon as they hear Kayn's name and they run with it by chanting his name"Kayn,Kayn,Kayn"

Since your the piss ant fan flavor of the moment why don't you get out here

[Kayn]

*the fans chant for Kayn and after a few moments the Jumbotron lights up with Kayn in what seems to be a dungeon-esqe boiler room*

"You know, I've got to hand it to you Keith, not many people have the cahones to do what it is that you do. You know, stand there. In that VERY ring. In front of all these great XWA fans. *huge pop* With such a stupid ass haircut."

*Keith looks flustered as the fans laugh and point*

"So while you're standing there, I'm down here" *Kayn raises his arm and shows off the room* "Down here in the depths of this building, getting myself prepared for the fight of my life. Tonight I have to face an absolute animal. Something that only one man before has been able to tame."

*Kayn holds up a picture of Keith with an elderly woman standing next to him*

"Oh no, not you, the woman standing next to you. Unless I'm mistaken that's your mother isn't it?"

*Keith gets progressively angrier and angrier*

"Now if you'll excuse me..." *Kayn puts a clip on tie on to his Deicide t-shirt* "I have to get ready for my 'date'."

*Kayn turns away from the camera, starts to walk away, then stops for a second, turns back to the camera and says*

"Oh, one more thing 'Wyldman', are you asking yourself the same thing everyone else is? Is this live, or prerecorded?"

*With that the lights drop in the house and a single spotlight shines up in the 'nosebleed' section showing Kayn sitting up there, with a beer in his hand enjoying the show. He stands up and waves down to Keith*

[Keith Wyle]

Keith looks up where the spotlight shines and sees Kayn with a brew in his hand waving at him

Hello up there!!!

Keith begins to wave a Kayn with a smile on his face when Keith brings the mic to his lips to speak

That was good Kayn, very good I got to hand it to ya I didn't think you could pull off something so small

The fans change from laughing to showing their disappointment. Keith mock applauds as he looks up at Kayn when he continues

You see that right there is the difference between me and you

The crowd looks puzzled as Keith continues

You came out on the titantron and talked about my going out on a date with my mother, whereas I came out as talked about what I did to all of their mothers, see it now Kayn you think little league and I think world series.

The crowd begins to boo as Keith's smirk gets bigger

Kayn the way you are right now is exactly how I see you. I'm down here, on the main stage, and there you are watching me.

Keith looks directly at Kayn at laughs as he waits to see what happens next

[Kayn]

*Kayn grabs a mic that was sitting in the empty seat next to him. As he raises the mic to his mouth the fans chant his name. He pauses for a second, bows to the crowd and begins to speak.*

“Now Keith, you don’t have to lie to make yourself feel better. You know as well as I do you couldn’t satisfy yourself, much less the women who bore life to all these people.”

*The crowd goes crazy while Keith walks over, points up at Kayn, and kicks the bottom rope in frustration*

“And you’re right. I think little league. I think of athletes with actual talent and a love for the sport, instead of some steroided up jackoffs that cheat and get paid millions of dollars for sucking. And I’m glad you see the similarities of me being up here *Raise his hand to represent a high level* at the top, right where someone like me belongs. And then there’s you *Lowers his hand to represent a lower level* down there, below me, right where you belong. *Kayn’s tone becomes slightly more serious* So you can run your mouth all you want, but when it comes time to put up or shut up, will you rise to the occasion? Or will you cower in the corner like a child would about a nightmare?”

*Kayn lowers his mic and awaits a response.*

[Keith Wyle]

Keith looks at Kayn and thinks to himself The fan flavor is pretty good never thought I would run into someone who is as half as good as me on the mic at least not yet He then wipes the look of frustration on his face with a smirk.

What am I gonna do, what I always do when the lights are on bright, shine

Keith's smirk gets even bigger with that last line. As he wait for Kayn's response he thinks to himself Now fan flavor top that, if you even can

[Kayn]

*Kayn raises the mic to his mouth*

"Just remember one thing. Even the brightest light will burn out eventually. But darkness is forever."

*With that all the lights die out and when they come back on a few moments later Kayn is no longer up in the balcony, leaving the fans and Keith bewildered*

[Keith Wyle]

Oooh spooky, and here I thought he was about the fans but then he up and leaves without a word ain't that just like a punk.

With that, Keith takes his leave of the ring, mic still in hand as he walked up the ramp he turns to the crowd and says

Well I would love to continue to grace you losers with my magnificence but I will take my leave as well and unlike your boy I will leave the old-fashioned way, with you all behind me

Keith then disappears behind the curtain.

END (for now!)