Post by ames on Apr 14, 2010 17:38:35 GMT -5
At long last the 2010 season of XWA had begun. The pyro explodes on the set, the fans cheer loudly, and the season premiere of Overload was officially underway. Standing in the ring was Joe Beakman, with mic in hand.
Beakman: Ladies and gents, the one, the XWA Global champion, FAMOUS...JIMMY...AAAAAAAAAAMES!!!
As his music cues over the PA, the Bryce Jordan Center explodes into a thunderous cheer. Out to the stage with the newly minted Global Title on his shoulder comes Jimmy Ames. As he stands at the stage, he holds the title belt high and points out to the fans. He then makes his way down the ramp, giving high fives and handshakes along the way. Then, vintage Jimmy Ames. He finds the hottest female in the front row, saunters on over to her, and taps his cheek with his index finger for her to plant a wet one on him. This female, a rather chesty blond, does one better. She grabs Jimmy by his shirt collar and full on lip locks him. The surrounding fans hoop and holler as they eventually pull away. She hands Jimmy a small piece of paper and gives him the "call me" motion. He grins ear to ear, slips the paper into his back pocket, and slides into the ring. He holds the title high once again to the cheer of the fans before settling in for the interview.
Beakman: Jimmy, let's cut right to the chase. Last week at the live UNION event, we found out by way of a six man battle royal who your 1st challenger for 2010 will be. And that man is none other then "X-Rated" Lionel Xander. A man you have a very heated history with.
Now hold the phone there, Beakz. Let me start this off right. WASSUP UNIVERSITY PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRK!!!
The fans respond with yet another thunderous ovation.
Ok, back to bid'niz. Lionel Xander is #1 contender. And yea, he and I aren't exactly on each others Christmas lists. But I'll give the devil his due, he's a gamer. Probably one of the best in the game today. The guy's been around for a while. BUT...yes there's a but...What he isn't, is Jimmy Ames. Jimmy seized the moment. When the spotlight is on and center stage is mines, I steal the show. Lionel? Not so much. He's beaten me more then a few times, and I'll give him that. But he hasn't beaten me when it matters. When it's all on the line, and it's time to put up or shut up, I come out on top. That's what separates the good wrestlers from the great ones, Beakz. It ain't how ya' start, it's how ya' finish. Take last year when I had to defend the title against Primo. Everyone in the world though Primo was gonna mop the floor with me. Critics and smarks all over the net said "Jimmy Ames can't beat Primo." And yea, Primo whooped my ass the 1st two matches we had. But when the title was on the line, I stepped my game up. And my game was somethin' Primo...and everyone else I've defended against, including Xander, wasn't ready for.
Beakman: Soooo...I guess this means you're not concerned about Lionel's words following his win last week?
Concerned? HAAAAAAAAA!!! What you fail to realize, dude...is that his bark is worse then his bite. He can talk about how him winning last week was destiny until he's blue in the face. The fact of the matter is this. In more ways then one, it's his match to win. He needs to prove to the world, and to himself, that he can win when the pressure is on. between me with the X-Gen and National Titles, and my boy Ethan Bain for the XWA World Title back in 08, Xander's 0-4 when it comes to gettin' the job done for a strap. It's like I said. Put up or shut up. If there was a title for talkin' a good one and not backin' it up, he'd be undisputed. Well...ok, there might be some other guys runnin' around over on Takedown who could give him a run for his money, but here on Overload he'd have no...
Before he could finish, the entrance theme of Lionel Xander cues over the PA.
Travis: And now, things get interesting...
Beakman: Ladies and gents, the one, the XWA Global champion, FAMOUS...JIMMY...AAAAAAAAAAMES!!!
As his music cues over the PA, the Bryce Jordan Center explodes into a thunderous cheer. Out to the stage with the newly minted Global Title on his shoulder comes Jimmy Ames. As he stands at the stage, he holds the title belt high and points out to the fans. He then makes his way down the ramp, giving high fives and handshakes along the way. Then, vintage Jimmy Ames. He finds the hottest female in the front row, saunters on over to her, and taps his cheek with his index finger for her to plant a wet one on him. This female, a rather chesty blond, does one better. She grabs Jimmy by his shirt collar and full on lip locks him. The surrounding fans hoop and holler as they eventually pull away. She hands Jimmy a small piece of paper and gives him the "call me" motion. He grins ear to ear, slips the paper into his back pocket, and slides into the ring. He holds the title high once again to the cheer of the fans before settling in for the interview.
Beakman: Jimmy, let's cut right to the chase. Last week at the live UNION event, we found out by way of a six man battle royal who your 1st challenger for 2010 will be. And that man is none other then "X-Rated" Lionel Xander. A man you have a very heated history with.
Now hold the phone there, Beakz. Let me start this off right. WASSUP UNIVERSITY PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRK!!!
The fans respond with yet another thunderous ovation.
Ok, back to bid'niz. Lionel Xander is #1 contender. And yea, he and I aren't exactly on each others Christmas lists. But I'll give the devil his due, he's a gamer. Probably one of the best in the game today. The guy's been around for a while. BUT...yes there's a but...What he isn't, is Jimmy Ames. Jimmy seized the moment. When the spotlight is on and center stage is mines, I steal the show. Lionel? Not so much. He's beaten me more then a few times, and I'll give him that. But he hasn't beaten me when it matters. When it's all on the line, and it's time to put up or shut up, I come out on top. That's what separates the good wrestlers from the great ones, Beakz. It ain't how ya' start, it's how ya' finish. Take last year when I had to defend the title against Primo. Everyone in the world though Primo was gonna mop the floor with me. Critics and smarks all over the net said "Jimmy Ames can't beat Primo." And yea, Primo whooped my ass the 1st two matches we had. But when the title was on the line, I stepped my game up. And my game was somethin' Primo...and everyone else I've defended against, including Xander, wasn't ready for.
Beakman: Soooo...I guess this means you're not concerned about Lionel's words following his win last week?
Concerned? HAAAAAAAAA!!! What you fail to realize, dude...is that his bark is worse then his bite. He can talk about how him winning last week was destiny until he's blue in the face. The fact of the matter is this. In more ways then one, it's his match to win. He needs to prove to the world, and to himself, that he can win when the pressure is on. between me with the X-Gen and National Titles, and my boy Ethan Bain for the XWA World Title back in 08, Xander's 0-4 when it comes to gettin' the job done for a strap. It's like I said. Put up or shut up. If there was a title for talkin' a good one and not backin' it up, he'd be undisputed. Well...ok, there might be some other guys runnin' around over on Takedown who could give him a run for his money, but here on Overload he'd have no...
Before he could finish, the entrance theme of Lionel Xander cues over the PA.
Travis: And now, things get interesting...