Post by epic on Mar 21, 2010 22:32:17 GMT -5
Yooooooooooooooooooo epicequalswin.com! Nah, no, the site ain't dead. I didn't die from Kris Cade. Hell no. See, I been preparin'.
I went and filled out all my apps for the 2010 season, and as I was doing it, I sat there and thought. Here's an epicequalswin.com fact for ya... Scott Epic has totally owned 2 of XWA's 3 Xtraordinaires. Think about it for a minute.
MG: Wrecked like a motherfucker. Genesis? Chased right the fuck outta here.
I, Scott Epic, are an unofficial Xtraordinaire. Fuck this "Hot Air" bullshit joke award they wanted to throw at me. I talked a lot of shit, and I backed a lot of it up. Far more than your normal "hero" trying to garner all of your cheers. I should be a goddamn Xtraordinaire... and I'm telling you... XWA 2010 is when it happens. And how I'm going to start is by taking down our other absentee Xtraordiaire. The one that DOESN'T have the excuse of Scott Epic being just plain better of him that it sends him out of here with tears in his eyes and his tail between his legs.
That is, yet.
So, Kayn? You'd best be readin', bro. I hope that you've healed up your steel chair and boot to the face allergy, 'cuz I definitely wanna find much more creative ways to have you hittin' the bricks. Then Blackheart's gonna have no choice but to turn her Xtraodinaire killer into a bonafide Xtraordinaire.
Now that sets the tone, crowd. Epic's shaking the foundation!
I went and filled out all my apps for the 2010 season, and as I was doing it, I sat there and thought. Here's an epicequalswin.com fact for ya... Scott Epic has totally owned 2 of XWA's 3 Xtraordinaires. Think about it for a minute.
MG: Wrecked like a motherfucker. Genesis? Chased right the fuck outta here.
I, Scott Epic, are an unofficial Xtraordinaire. Fuck this "Hot Air" bullshit joke award they wanted to throw at me. I talked a lot of shit, and I backed a lot of it up. Far more than your normal "hero" trying to garner all of your cheers. I should be a goddamn Xtraordinaire... and I'm telling you... XWA 2010 is when it happens. And how I'm going to start is by taking down our other absentee Xtraordiaire. The one that DOESN'T have the excuse of Scott Epic being just plain better of him that it sends him out of here with tears in his eyes and his tail between his legs.
That is, yet.
So, Kayn? You'd best be readin', bro. I hope that you've healed up your steel chair and boot to the face allergy, 'cuz I definitely wanna find much more creative ways to have you hittin' the bricks. Then Blackheart's gonna have no choice but to turn her Xtraodinaire killer into a bonafide Xtraordinaire.
Now that sets the tone, crowd. Epic's shaking the foundation!