Post by punch on Feb 3, 2010 22:16:31 GMT -5
!!!STOP!!!
The following profile must be read with the accompanying song playing...
Name:
Jonathan Punchowoski
Height:
6'4"
Weight:
248lbs
Hometown:
Hartford, CN ("GO WHALERS!!! Wait...they moved to Carolina? FUCK YOU HURRICANES!!!")
Years in Business:
"Lost count...to much beer"
Accomplishments:
Hosting his own satellite radio program, Nailing Puma Swede
Years in XWA:
4
Accomplishments in XWA:
2007 & 2008 Loose Screw winner (2008 w/MG), Getting a Port-A-Potty turned over on him by Jimmy Ames and Evan Fate. ("I can still taste it sometimes...")
Signature/Finishing Moves:
High Impact Uppercut (!!!FALCON PAAAAWWWNCH!!!, Rowdy Strike (4 Piece & A Biscuit)
Brain Dead (CAF), Power Of The Punch (Brass Knucks)
Abilities:
PB Attack, Ref Shield, Hammer Throw, Strong Strike, Object Specialist, Hardcore Resurrection
Friends/Allies:
"I love EVERYBODY!!!"
Enemies/Rivals:
"I hate all you sons of fuckin' bitches."
Gimmick/Style:
Go to Wikipedia; Type in "Offensive"; Read
Theme:
R.A. Tha' Rugged Man - "Lessons" (Same as 09)
Bio:
No one knows why Jonny Punch was allowed to wrestle for XWA. Well...that's not true. The other organizations of the time where scared shitless to hire him in fear that he'd burn them down and march out with the freshly severed heads of their top tiered talented. In mid 2007, a daring moment...and the most damning moment in wrestling history ever, happened. !!!JONNY PUNCH!!! was signed to an XWA contract. Four years later, he's still around. Which is surprising to him since he figured he'd be fired four weeks later. But...it seems people like a weed smokin', beer drinkin', Kendo stick swingin', insult slinging' son of a bitch. (No really...have you ever met his mother?) So begins year four of the !!!Punch World Order!!!
Hide your daughters.
The following profile must be read with the accompanying song playing...
Name:
Jonathan Punchowoski
Height:
6'4"
Weight:
248lbs
Hometown:
Hartford, CN ("GO WHALERS!!! Wait...they moved to Carolina? FUCK YOU HURRICANES!!!")
Years in Business:
"Lost count...to much beer"
Accomplishments:
Hosting his own satellite radio program, Nailing Puma Swede
Years in XWA:
4
Accomplishments in XWA:
2007 & 2008 Loose Screw winner (2008 w/MG), Getting a Port-A-Potty turned over on him by Jimmy Ames and Evan Fate. ("I can still taste it sometimes...")
Signature/Finishing Moves:
High Impact Uppercut (!!!FALCON PAAAAWWWNCH!!!, Rowdy Strike (4 Piece & A Biscuit)
Brain Dead (CAF), Power Of The Punch (Brass Knucks)
Abilities:
PB Attack, Ref Shield, Hammer Throw, Strong Strike, Object Specialist, Hardcore Resurrection
Friends/Allies:
"I love EVERYBODY!!!"
Enemies/Rivals:
"I hate all you sons of fuckin' bitches."
Gimmick/Style:
Go to Wikipedia; Type in "Offensive"; Read
Theme:
R.A. Tha' Rugged Man - "Lessons" (Same as 09)
Bio:
No one knows why Jonny Punch was allowed to wrestle for XWA. Well...that's not true. The other organizations of the time where scared shitless to hire him in fear that he'd burn them down and march out with the freshly severed heads of their top tiered talented. In mid 2007, a daring moment...and the most damning moment in wrestling history ever, happened. !!!JONNY PUNCH!!! was signed to an XWA contract. Four years later, he's still around. Which is surprising to him since he figured he'd be fired four weeks later. But...it seems people like a weed smokin', beer drinkin', Kendo stick swingin', insult slinging' son of a bitch. (No really...have you ever met his mother?) So begins year four of the !!!Punch World Order!!!
Hide your daughters.