Post by Chris Dynamite on Nov 30, 2009 18:59:47 GMT -5
Greetings loyal fans, and starstruck admirers.
As I'm sure many of you have had many viewings of my weblog i figured I'd brighten your days with another little insight to my world. Frankly I can't be bothered to do another weblog at the moment, I'm a very busy man with shows to do, training to go through, and heaps of parties to attend as the Christmas season kicks in, so I'm not going to film myself for your viewing pleasure at the moment. So stop emailing me!!
But, that rant has taken me off the topic of this blog, and that is
Getting Noticed
I know that many of you sit in your parent's basements, staring at your computer screens wondering how you can be as amazing, as magnetic...as untouchable as me. Simply put, you can't! But here is the Chris Dynamite 5 step program to making yourself that bit more relevant and memorable to the world around you!
1: Make an entrance
Never EVER be the guy at the party who no one knows has arrived. There is nothing worse than people going 'Oh is Joe here? I didn't know' because guess what, in that moment they don't care either. Your arrival has to make a statement - others talk about how you arrived as much as the fact you're there... oh and it's a great icebreaker with lovely ladies about - but i digress.
For me, making an entrance is easy; flash car, hot girl, screaming fans, hordes of photographers blah blah. But for you lot, remember three simple rules
- Be about 30 minutes late; enough people will have arrived to notice you, but the party doesn't start without you
- Make an announcement that you've arrived; if needed stride into the room and declare "Yes, yes I am here." but do it with conviction.
- Be dressed to the nines; see next point.
2: Dress to impress
Books are judged by their covers, deal with it. A star looks like a star, if you look like a loser thats what you are! Do the best places have a dress code? Hell yes!
Clothes speak the international language my young proteges and from what I've seen most of you just mumble and dribble. Bright colours, flash jackets, clothes that catch the eye, and make a statement. If you look at something and think 'that's too garish and bright for me' then man up and put it on. Oh and try getting in shape, a million dollar suit on a three cent beer gut looks crap.
3: Always have a story to tell
Ok, easier for me. I live a jet-setting international lifestlye of stardom and 5* treatment; I've been places you olny dream about, and done things you read about, so you want to be me. That is lesson 3; try and have something interesting about your life to tell. Once you've brought people in with the grand entrance and the flash clother, you need to have something to say. Call it game, call it routine, hell make it up if you have to. But make yourself sound interesting with contraversial opinions, and great stories of amazing escapades. Come on, even the saddest of you must have done something.
4: Make it all about you
Hottest girl at the party? be talking to her. Best room you can afford - be sleeping in it. You look the part, you talk the part, now live it a little. People have to see you when they look where they want to be. I'm not for a moment suggesting that you're always scoring with the only 10 in the joint, but at least be seen shatting to her when otheres are admiring her. Then, and this is vital, don't let them forget it. For others to belive its all about you, you have to. So make conversation about yourself, talk about the people you've been chatting to... in any situation people are talking about the most interesting topic available. Make it you, and join the conversation.
5: Don't drop the ball
I've just shared with you some premium knowledge on how to b a star, so try not to blow it. I've told you everything you need to make people go 'Hey did you see Joe last night?' So now you must make the most of it. You'll never be able to live my life, but there's no shame in aspiring to be like the best. But I do this 24/7 and you have to too. One sleepy day looking like you lost a fight with your wardrobe and you're back on the D-List!
So there you go, my 5 steps to being the Man (or Woman) now leave me alone,
Dynamite!
As I'm sure many of you have had many viewings of my weblog i figured I'd brighten your days with another little insight to my world. Frankly I can't be bothered to do another weblog at the moment, I'm a very busy man with shows to do, training to go through, and heaps of parties to attend as the Christmas season kicks in, so I'm not going to film myself for your viewing pleasure at the moment. So stop emailing me!!
But, that rant has taken me off the topic of this blog, and that is
Getting Noticed
I know that many of you sit in your parent's basements, staring at your computer screens wondering how you can be as amazing, as magnetic...as untouchable as me. Simply put, you can't! But here is the Chris Dynamite 5 step program to making yourself that bit more relevant and memorable to the world around you!
1: Make an entrance
Never EVER be the guy at the party who no one knows has arrived. There is nothing worse than people going 'Oh is Joe here? I didn't know' because guess what, in that moment they don't care either. Your arrival has to make a statement - others talk about how you arrived as much as the fact you're there... oh and it's a great icebreaker with lovely ladies about - but i digress.
For me, making an entrance is easy; flash car, hot girl, screaming fans, hordes of photographers blah blah. But for you lot, remember three simple rules
- Be about 30 minutes late; enough people will have arrived to notice you, but the party doesn't start without you
- Make an announcement that you've arrived; if needed stride into the room and declare "Yes, yes I am here." but do it with conviction.
- Be dressed to the nines; see next point.
2: Dress to impress
Books are judged by their covers, deal with it. A star looks like a star, if you look like a loser thats what you are! Do the best places have a dress code? Hell yes!
Clothes speak the international language my young proteges and from what I've seen most of you just mumble and dribble. Bright colours, flash jackets, clothes that catch the eye, and make a statement. If you look at something and think 'that's too garish and bright for me' then man up and put it on. Oh and try getting in shape, a million dollar suit on a three cent beer gut looks crap.
3: Always have a story to tell
Ok, easier for me. I live a jet-setting international lifestlye of stardom and 5* treatment; I've been places you olny dream about, and done things you read about, so you want to be me. That is lesson 3; try and have something interesting about your life to tell. Once you've brought people in with the grand entrance and the flash clother, you need to have something to say. Call it game, call it routine, hell make it up if you have to. But make yourself sound interesting with contraversial opinions, and great stories of amazing escapades. Come on, even the saddest of you must have done something.
4: Make it all about you
Hottest girl at the party? be talking to her. Best room you can afford - be sleeping in it. You look the part, you talk the part, now live it a little. People have to see you when they look where they want to be. I'm not for a moment suggesting that you're always scoring with the only 10 in the joint, but at least be seen shatting to her when otheres are admiring her. Then, and this is vital, don't let them forget it. For others to belive its all about you, you have to. So make conversation about yourself, talk about the people you've been chatting to... in any situation people are talking about the most interesting topic available. Make it you, and join the conversation.
5: Don't drop the ball
I've just shared with you some premium knowledge on how to b a star, so try not to blow it. I've told you everything you need to make people go 'Hey did you see Joe last night?' So now you must make the most of it. You'll never be able to live my life, but there's no shame in aspiring to be like the best. But I do this 24/7 and you have to too. One sleepy day looking like you lost a fight with your wardrobe and you're back on the D-List!
So there you go, my 5 steps to being the Man (or Woman) now leave me alone,
Dynamite!
