Post by epic on Nov 11, 2009 11:42:42 GMT -5
"Yo, yo... I wantchu to see somethin'..."
The camera crew that was walking down the halls in the following matches after Epic's, well, epic contest against Genesis turn around, shrug, and follow him into his locker room.
"I'm surprised that you didn't come to interview me after I whipped that "X-tradinaire" noobs ass..."
"Well, honestly, Scott...." the interviewer spoke up, looking over at his camera guy, "You kind of made yourself scarce after your matchup..."
"Heh, s'okay. I gotta make this special. Turn that shit on..."
He points to the camera, turning behind him and turning on his spiffy, 66" Bravia that he orders be shipped to every arena that he's fighting in. Why? Gotta be buildin' that Modern Warfare 2 rank when the shit comes out in a few weeks. Hellz. Yeah. Bitchez.
"What's the deal with the TV?" Asks the interviewer, before looking up to his camera guy and getting cut off in his question. They're rolling. Some other match had just finished and they were prepping for the next one... "Well, we've been found by Scott Epic, and I know that we're all just dying to know what is on his mind after winning his brutal rivalry against one of XWA's premier talents in Genesis, so... Scott? Where do you go from here?"
"Wait one sec there, buddy... Lookie here. I've been DVR'in' this shit... and I wanna bring you all right through it all. We're doin' this UFC post-match interview style. See, this is what happened.
We all know that I didn't go into this at 100% by the way, seeing as Genesis had to come give me a fresh cut after his healed like some kinda baby..."
He clicks on the DVR box, fast forwarding to the ending moments of the match. [
"Right here, you see I rocked him. I was just in there, swinging away, looking for my hook, then bam. I just knew, once then and there, that that ass was seeing stars... So..."
Epic locked Genesis into the EPIC WIN on the screen, and plants him before standing above him, breathing heavily...
"... and, here we go...
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The crew gets startled as Epic unleashes his Mortal Kombat tribute. On the screen, Epic gets down on a knee, and intentionally starts punching Genesis' cuts until blood stains his knuckles.
"And that is academic, bitches. Questions?"
"Um... yeah... What next? You've obviously won your war..."
[/color]The camera crew that was walking down the halls in the following matches after Epic's, well, epic contest against Genesis turn around, shrug, and follow him into his locker room.
"I'm surprised that you didn't come to interview me after I whipped that "X-tradinaire" noobs ass..."
"Well, honestly, Scott...." the interviewer spoke up, looking over at his camera guy, "You kind of made yourself scarce after your matchup..."
"Heh, s'okay. I gotta make this special. Turn that shit on..."
He points to the camera, turning behind him and turning on his spiffy, 66" Bravia that he orders be shipped to every arena that he's fighting in. Why? Gotta be buildin' that Modern Warfare 2 rank when the shit comes out in a few weeks. Hellz. Yeah. Bitchez.
"What's the deal with the TV?" Asks the interviewer, before looking up to his camera guy and getting cut off in his question. They're rolling. Some other match had just finished and they were prepping for the next one... "Well, we've been found by Scott Epic, and I know that we're all just dying to know what is on his mind after winning his brutal rivalry against one of XWA's premier talents in Genesis, so... Scott? Where do you go from here?"
"Wait one sec there, buddy... Lookie here. I've been DVR'in' this shit... and I wanna bring you all right through it all. We're doin' this UFC post-match interview style. See, this is what happened.
We all know that I didn't go into this at 100% by the way, seeing as Genesis had to come give me a fresh cut after his healed like some kinda baby..."
He clicks on the DVR box, fast forwarding to the ending moments of the match. [
"Right here, you see I rocked him. I was just in there, swinging away, looking for my hook, then bam. I just knew, once then and there, that that ass was seeing stars... So..."
Epic locked Genesis into the EPIC WIN on the screen, and plants him before standing above him, breathing heavily...
"... and, here we go...
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The crew gets startled as Epic unleashes his Mortal Kombat tribute. On the screen, Epic gets down on a knee, and intentionally starts punching Genesis' cuts until blood stains his knuckles.
"And that is academic, bitches. Questions?"
"Um... yeah... What next? You've obviously won your war..."
"Very astute question there, padwan... Here's the deal. Scott Epic's a name to respect here in the XWA. I took one of your top guys, and made him my bitch. Now's the next path on a bigger pay-day.
I want a belt. So, here's the deal... whoever the GrandSlam Champ is at the end of the night?
I'm gunning for you. At DEVIL'S NIGHT, the Devil's gonna get his due."[/font][/center]