Post by tEH dOOlEyS on Sept 14, 2009 8:49:16 GMT -5
As the XWA had made it's way to Europe once again, many superstars were out and about seeing the sights they normally wouldn't touring the US week after week, and that included the resident "Redneck Rejects" as well. The Dooley boys were cruising around the London streets in a rental car looking for one thing and one thing only.
A drink. If there's one thing they new about the UK it was that people loved to get sauced, so why not share in one of England's national pastimes? First however, they stood in front of this rental and pondered at the awkwardness of it.
Hey Spaz, whut the hell is up with this car? The steering wheel's on the wrong side!!!
Yeah, ain't that kinda weird? Like how everyone's drivin' on the wrong side of the road here...
You assheads!!! That's just how things are here! The reason why we drive on the right is cuz we didn't wanna be like the Brits after that Revolutionary War, that's why!!!
Ohhhhhhh...I get it now!
Yeah, you sure are smart big brother. ;D
Now trying to navigate these unorthodox British streets in this "econo-ride" (was bad enough they didn't have any American cars, but a fuel-efficient one to boot?), Punt was dangling out of the window looking at the world speeding past like a dog would...even had his tongue out.
Finally they find a spot to their liking. Might have had something to do with the motorcycles. They step inside and find themselves a seat.
30 Minutes Later...
The table their at is full of empty pitchers of beer and mugs. The boys are still going strong though...
Hey! Let's get another round of brewskies o're here, huh? Keep 'em coming!!! Hahaha!!!
While Spazzy's as happy as a school girl, Bull unoads the damnest burp you've ever heard in your life. It's so loud it knocks poor Punt right out of his seat. The bartender looks over and sighs...
"Bloody yanks are gonna drink us dry."
A drink. If there's one thing they new about the UK it was that people loved to get sauced, so why not share in one of England's national pastimes? First however, they stood in front of this rental and pondered at the awkwardness of it.
Hey Spaz, whut the hell is up with this car? The steering wheel's on the wrong side!!!
Yeah, ain't that kinda weird? Like how everyone's drivin' on the wrong side of the road here...
You assheads!!! That's just how things are here! The reason why we drive on the right is cuz we didn't wanna be like the Brits after that Revolutionary War, that's why!!!
Ohhhhhhh...I get it now!
Yeah, you sure are smart big brother. ;D
Now trying to navigate these unorthodox British streets in this "econo-ride" (was bad enough they didn't have any American cars, but a fuel-efficient one to boot?), Punt was dangling out of the window looking at the world speeding past like a dog would...even had his tongue out.
Finally they find a spot to their liking. Might have had something to do with the motorcycles. They step inside and find themselves a seat.
30 Minutes Later...
The table their at is full of empty pitchers of beer and mugs. The boys are still going strong though...
Hey! Let's get another round of brewskies o're here, huh? Keep 'em coming!!! Hahaha!!!
While Spazzy's as happy as a school girl, Bull unoads the damnest burp you've ever heard in your life. It's so loud it knocks poor Punt right out of his seat. The bartender looks over and sighs...
"Bloody yanks are gonna drink us dry."