Post by epic on Sept 7, 2009 16:23:55 GMT -5
September 7th, 2009
Alright, alright. I can open my mouth and say that I "lost" to Genesis. Yeah, big deal. Someone has a fetish for touching my balls in the course of athletic competition as well, and he must have realized that...
that don't do me in too well, now do it? Hell no. X-dub-A management even asked a li'l bit on my little "fan interaction" profile page that never got uploaded to their site... and on there, I unleash the little tidbit about the nut-shot that rocked my world. See, there's nothin' but pure unoriginality when it comes to the wanna be "bad-guys" and people that call themselves the "So-and-So of Controversy..." I mean, have you EVER seen anyone of them try to run with their namesakes without trying to pull cheap wins by nut-shot?
Scotty Epic knows this. It's as predictable as Joker was in Batman: Arkham Asylum (Play that game. NOW.). So, Scotty Epic came prepared. With a CUP.
Take notice. I just laughed at his pathetic... big, grand, nutshot and basic neckbreaker of a finisher... and I just flipped to life and nailed him with an Epic Win! Somehow, he got the wear-with-all to just barely kick out... but y'know what? You know damn well that that opened the eyes for our little punk since he had to reach down for a gogoplata to finally finish the job!
But... it is amazing, you know? Here is a guy that claims he's going to go on to win the XWA World Championship. Bitch, how you gonna do that when I just spill't your secret and told everyone what to do to beat you?
Guys, if you want to beat Genesis, just protect your balls. He don't hardly got shit outside of trying to play grade-school on you and thinking a nut-shot = auto-win. You see that weak ass neckbreaker he followed it up with? Yeah, thought you did.
Genesis title hopes: DE-RAILED!
In fact, since we all know that Genny-boy has nothing better to do than to check up on what people are sayin' about him, lookie here, Genesis. I'm sure your blood is boiling after I just took a can of purple spray-paint, took it to a poster of your pale hide, and sprayed on "SUPER-BITCH" with what I've just said about you.
I'm gonna make sure you've got your opportunity to do something about it. Show your face at TakeDown. We'll take this to the next level, and give you plenty of more ways that you can take my ass down, since you KNOW that relying on your little nutshot combo ain't gonna do the trick.
Peace out, bitch.
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