Epic Tornado's (2 Epic)

[cold]

How to Rob by 50 Cent comes on and everybody knows thats DJT entrance music. The fans has mixed reaction because his energy is just loved as he comes doing the jerk (I hate that song) dipping and all from the basement area. He slaps fives with the fans and then outta nowhere a fan does the jerk with him. DJT gives him a shake hug and keeps slaping fives with the fans. He hops over the barricade and rolls into the ring. He looks around and then the red light shuts off and the regular lights comes on.

Goldman- Hey look it's DJT by himself why is this guy out here.

Buzz- Yeah I can't believe these fans out here love this guy.

What's up TNNationlist!! *Cheers*

Ya enjoyed the night so far!! *Cheers*

Buzz- Well I guess this is the best Takedown thus far.

Well it's about to get betta man cause guess who's fighting to night.

Ya boy *Spins in a circle rapidly* Tornado!!

The unlucky guy right now is somedude that owns his own website. Whoop Dee Doo right. But this guy has the nerve to jump online to right back to one of MG's disses. Who pays attention to MG anyway right?

Goldman- Who does?

Well I do and when I happend to look at his labtop I saw that he wrote something back. Then I took the time to look up the kid found his website and he wrote something. Now I said to myself what if I go and kick his ass for MG then that means people would respect me for my abilties. Soooooo I wrote him back telling him that I'll start his pro career with a lost. This kid is...

Brent Sta.... I mean Scotty Epic!! C'mon on out dog we gotta talk!!

The fans cheer as Epic's music comes on

[epic]

"Undead" from the Hollywood Undead answers his call. Time for XWA to get their first taste of EPIC proportions. He stops on the stage, allowing his head to move with the beat of his theme song before things died down, removing a microphone from the waistband of his tights.

You poor people... TNNationalists, are we now? *Sigh...* The things that you people will put up being called with. And, to think... this guy's lumping you in with his "legions" of fans...

Well, let me introduce myself to all of the uneducated TNNationalists here....

Here we are, top dog on Facebook, a friendslist that rivals Tila Tequila's on Myspace, the Twitterin' MoFo... TEN TIME Twin City Street Fighter Champion, and your new XWA sensation...

EPICEQUALSWIN.COM's very own...

SCOTT EPIC!"

It didn't take long to gather a few boos from the man who just dropped credentials de electronica as if they meant anything...

Now, I'm out here, called out by this newb that decided he needed to play sacrificial lamb for a common thug, This... "Tornado." Whatever, puppet. See, it's pretty amusing that here I am, gatherin' info on the land that will be EPIC's, and here I find some gangster telling all of this "freshman class" that they have two choices...

Join TNN... or become one of his... lambs? Now, not only after I reply does this guy seem to insinuate that he ever even stepped foot in the Eighth Grade... but then he tells me to point a web cam behind me. Initially, I assume, "Ooooo... big scary gangster... gonna pistol whip my ass..."

But the more that I read into it all... It appears the guy really just wants a load of Butt Seckz! I mean, seriously... he wants me to be his lamb, the guy isn't right in the head... what else could he seriously want? What is his threat?

He's going to turn me into one of the sheep that he anally intrudes, right?

At least Scott seems to be getting some amusement out of the words that he says... The crowd, in the mean time, has taken to yelling a few colorful, four letter words at him to shut up...

Alright, so this is where it all comes down to. You wanna defend a sheep fucker, right? Farmer MG wanted to find himself a new wooley pin-cushion, and I wasn't havin' none of it, so he sent you to soften me up? Alright, bitch... bring it on. You and me. Scotty Epic over Tornado-Boy, PLUS ONE! later tonight on Takedown, that's what we're all about?

[cold]

WHAT! First of all ah

SHYDUP!!

Goldman- Ha ha ha!

Secondly, why all you talk about is having sex with MG? Goddamn if you want him so bad then holla at him. Yeah he's gonna shoot you in the chest but hey at least you tried right.

Buzz- Kind of been sounding like that hasn't he partner

Goldman- Yeah

Thirdly, haven't I seen your kind many times before? Ya flamboyent looks, talking all spazy, having a fan base of smark teenagers. Goddamn man I swear I'm seeing the same cocky heel I see day in and day out! Nah I think it's the weed.

See this is how I see it. You are the not an example for MG. He don't even know about this match for all I care. I just wanna fight. If you wanna sit here and talk all this crap that was premeditated on twissler or tweeter or whatever that's called. Just go ahead cuz I'll just leave very slowly and then go backstage. Cuz I don't want to hear the same shit I hear out every single wrestler these days. I'm a big wrestling fan and I watch all the shows got all the indy DVD's too. When I saw you I hoped you wasn't coming to XWA but here you are. One reason is because you arn't fresh and now I made it my obligastion or obligotion to make you quit. Ya dig!

[epic]

Well, hold the phone...

Okay, first off, outside of you OBVIOUSLY not knowing a damn word of the language that you're so viciously butchering... Didn't you say that you were going to kick my ass for MG? How you even going to do that if he don't know about the match, hm? Doesn't that make you out here just a complete waste of time then?

Honestly, you ask me, it makes you look like some kind of hopeless fanatic that is just oh-so-clamoring for a little bit more favor, trying to reach up to kiss just a little bit higher on the ass cheek so that maybe, hopefully, one day, he may notice something that you do... is that what this is all about?

He shrugged to a choru of boos that normally accompanies the silence in between statements...

I mean, I'm all cool with whipping the shit outta you because when things go right? People that do matter will be watching to see what else this place has to offer, especially out of these new guys... and while you're trying to impress just one lone individual by doing him this favor that he doesn't know about and that you'll never be rewarded for... the people that are worth a fuck are watching, and noticing that Scott Epic ain't just some freshman with a blog site that's going to run their ass into the ground verbally when he can...

Hell no.

Scott Epic's going to unleash level 80 pwn not only on you, but the rest of the XWA roster! So you sit there, and think if what you're doing is really gonna be worth it, because in any case of scenario...

all of this is just gonna be an

EPIC WIN

for XWA's new mouthpiece....

SCOTTY EPIC!

With that, Scott said his fill. He got him a match, and this tornado's going to do nothing but fizzle out. His music sounds his exit.