Gangsta <b>DO</b> Blog! {epicequalswin.com}

[epic]

2009.08.17

Wattup, bitchez? So's... I'm sittin' around, waiting for some chump to go and run his mouth, say the wrong things, so that I can issue a demonstration in pwnography, right? Well, guess what I seen today . Seems X-Dub-A is chock full o' idiots thats ripe for the pickin's and already someone decided to type something up that would be better off written by purple crayon. Now, I haven't paid much attention to the roster yet, but can someone tell me what the deal with this MG fool is? Colorful vocabulary notwithstanding... what makes him think that his punk ass can even BE a measuring stick to "freshmen" like myself?

PUH-LEEEEEEZE. This guy needs to take his Saints Row wanna-be ass out to the back and give himself the Lassie treatment, if ya ask me. Listen, bitch. Lest you want some of the new guys and can get your head out your own ass and this invasion mess, keep your mouth shut. If not, clear your dance card, and I'll give you a level 80 pwnin' +1... ya feelin' me, dawg? Now, go on, get back to your little fake MMA game... enjoy a few cheap wins off the constant flash knockouts, and stay there... cuz that's the only way that you'll be able to get a whole head of steam when you're dealing with the likes of Scotty Epic.

Minus-1 for MG.

Plus-1 for me.

FTW.

Scott-Epic.

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WOWEE! Looks like I struck me a nerve! That only took me, what? A post? That's a new record for all of you loyal epicequalswin.com followers... And, hey, I take it that we're all amused that MG even implied that he finished WENT to the 8th grade?

Listen, homey... I already said it once. Clear your dance card, and we'll tangle, cuz that's the only way you're ever gonna hope to shut me up. And even then, it's a long shot. Wouldn't be makin' all these E=W.com bucks if that weren't the case... and hell, I'm just what Gallas needed to breathe some life into Takedown to clear up the likes of yours and any other member of that roster's inexplicably tight assholes.

Meet me face to face. In the ring. Instead of implying that I need a web cam on my ass since you OBVIOUSLY want to upload yourself in a Dustin Diamond-like disaster of a sex film of you trying to anally rape my ass. I don't play them games, dude.

Scott-Epic.

FTW.[/color]