Insighting "Rage" (Invite)

[seifer]

Tony: Hello and welcome ladies and gentlemen to XWA Overload!!! Tony Gomez and Slick Willy here with as always, and Willy...we're coming off of one of the most epic PPVs we've had in years.

Willy: You damn skippy there, Amigo. Soul Survivor gave us nothin' short of brilliance. Awesome matches, awesome drama, and a few surprises to boot.

Tony: And we've been informed that to kick things off tonight, our GM Stan O'Malley will be making a big announcement about our next PPV, Ring Rage. As a matter of fact, he's already in the ring. Let's send it to the GM.

The camera goes into the ring where Stan awaits.

Ladies and gents, I've been given the dubious task of announcing to the world XWA's next PPV, Ring Rage. The night where we pull out all the stops. The night where XWA shows the world we mean business. And the night that history is made. And that history will come in the main events of the evening. A pair of matches where the XWA World and Diamond titles will be defended in a match that's my own personal brain child. A match that I call...

The Crucibal.

Murmurs of wonder befall the RBC Center fans.

Willy: The wha'?

To all of you the Marines in the house, you know what your Crucibal is. It's a 72 hour test of will, endurance and strength. It's the final test you face before you're given the title "Marine". Well, the superstars of the XWA won't have to go through the hell you guys did, but it WILL be hell they'll endure. Because The Crucibal at Ring Rage will be a test of those very same traits. 4 men and 4 women will be chosen. And they will be tasked to endure 30 Minutes of hell. The winner of the match will be determined by what man or woman secures the most pinfalls or submissions in those 30 minutes. That man and that woman will walk out of the Time Warner Cable Center the new or retaining Diamond and World Champion.

Tony: Are my ears deceiving me? He just basically described a...a 4 person IRONMAN MATCH for the World and Diamond Titles!

Now, I don't control the selection process for the ladies, but I do hold the selection of two Overload wrestlers into the World Title Crucibal, seeing as Syrus The Entertainer retained the World Title last week. It was decided that Syrus is best suited to stay on Takedown, so he won't be representing Overload as World Champion. But...seeing as the fact that two Takedown superstars are now in the Last Dance at XGames III, it's time Overload brought the World Title to it's shores. And the men I'm selecting are more then capable of doing just that. The 1st man up, is a man who has busted his ass for the last 4 years in this business. A man who has grown into one of the most under rated talents in the sport, but a talent I personally think isn't just ready for a World Title run, but he's long overdue for one. And that man...

...is Ryan Blaze.

The crowd booms into cheer.

Yea, I knew you'd all get a kick out of that. If you like that choice, wait until you here who the 2nd man in is gonna be. He's another work horse. A guy I personally believe is due a World Title shot. On of the most popular men not just on Overload, but in XWA period. And without a doubt the most brutal, violent, controversial man in wrestling period. I'm of course talking about the one...the only...

...!!!JONNY PUNCH!!!

Tony: JONNY PUNCH!!! Unbelievable!!! That's...that's...

Willy: That's PHENOMENAL!!!

It's gonna be interesting to see who Roach counters with. But between the athleticism of Blaze and the brutality of Punch, I think I know where my money's goin'. But wait, I'm not finished. Overload's got two titles of it's own. The National Title and the No Limits Title. At Soul Survivor, we crowned a new National Champion Jimmy Ames, who now sits atop the XWA Pantheon as the most decorated champion in this company's history. No man has won more titles then Jimmy, and to think he's not even in his prime yet. And speaking of guys on a role, we have by far the most dominant of all champions presently in XWA, Brian Yang...the No Limits champion. The man who now sits 2 matches shy of tieing a record most people thought could never be matched, let alone eclipsed, and that's Kayn's 10 consecutive title defenses of 2008...or as it's better known as "The Streak". Both of these men are no strangers to each other. They're a pair of XWA's originals. The guys who helped make this company what it is. They've gone to war against each other when it was the X-Gen Title. They raised the bar for the extreme style of wrestling that X-Gen Wrestling, now No Limits wrestling showcases. But tonight? They're going to be something they've never been before. Tag Team Partners.

Stan grins as the obvious shock of the fans was evident.

Yes, that's right. The two champions of Overload will be in action tonight. Teamed up in a Tag Team contest. And their opponents tonight, will be their opponents at Ring Rage. Facing Brian Yang at Ring Rage, will be a guy I said one month ago needed to prove to me he was ready for the spotlight. A guy who I've kept tabs on, waiting for the right moment to give him the biggest opportunity in his career. That man is Kelon J.A.H. A month ago I said you needed to earn it. And you've earned it. Moving along, then comes Jimmy's opponent for the National Title. A man who's no stranger to being a champion. And consequently, a man who's no stranger to Jimmy as well. Rekindling a rivalry is always nice, but adding a title to it makes it that much better. That's why the new #1 contender for the National Title...is Kaster Troy.

Willy: Wait a minute. That means more so then Jimmy and Yang gettin' along, Kelon's gotta find a way to be on the same page as Kaster Troy? Talk about oil and water. This is going to be a total mess.

Tony: I think that was the point, Willy.

So ladies and gents, sit back and enjoy toni...

Stan is suddenly cut off by a certain superstar's entrance theme.

Tony: Uh oh...here we go.

[sion]

It was "The Fortress Europe" by Asian Dub Foundation, the entrance theme of Brian Yang. With the No Limits title on his shoulder, Yang storms down to the ring. Visibly displeased, he enters the ring and barks out for a mic. Wasting no time, he confronts the GM on the announcements just made.

You have got to be KIDDING ME!!! Just bad decisions all over the place. And they're paying you to run this show? My 5 year old nephew could have come up with something better. Where o' where do I begin? 1st off, what makes you think that I even want to work with Jimmy Ames? I HATE Jimmy Ames. He's nothing but a show boating joke. How the hell he managed to beat Primo is beyond me. But then, to top that...Kelon J.A.H.? Seriously? I mean...do we WANT people to totally lose interest in the No Limits Division? Can I get some CREDIBLE opposition for once? Look who my opponents have been the last three months. James Bowen, Jimmy Vain and now Kelon. All a bunch of god damn JOKES. All men who don't even belong sharing the same oxygen, let alone the same ring with me. Need I remind you and all of these people that at XGames II it was Kelon's face I kicked into to retain my title in that triple threat match? He's a fake!!! He's not even from the Islands, he's from freakin' NEW JERSEY!!!

Yang paces the ring.

You just made a bad move, "Boss". Because I can garaun-damn-tee that this night is NOT gonna end like you think it's gonna.

[seifer]

Stan runs his hand over his goatee, raises his mic and responds.

How I think tonight's gonna end is with these fans getting their money's worth. Now I've heard over the last few months, and namely the last few weeks how you're callin' yourself the "Pound For Pound Best". And you damn well may be just that. But I'm not about promoting individuals. I'm about promoting the brand. And last I checked the show was called XWA Overload, not XWA Dragon. Kelon earned his shot, and he's gettin' it, whether you've beat him already or not. Whether you think he's a challenge for you or not. And as far as you teaming up with Jimmy tonight? If you're such a hot shot...such a great wrestler, a little change of pace shouldn't throw you off your game so much, should it? I mean, unless you're afraid that Jimmy's gonna upstage you or something. It's not like it'd be the 1st time that's ever happened.

Stan lowers his mic and chuckles a bit to himself.

[sion]

Not keen at being mocked at all, Yang answers.

Oh you think this is funny? You think this is a laughing matter? We're just gonna have to see how funny things are after the night's done then. I'll be my ridiculously large paycheck that you won't be laughing at all.

Yang's head lowers in aggravation as another superstar's entrance theme cues.

[ames]

The RBC Center comes unglued as the new National Champion's theme hits the PA.

Willy: Ladies and germs, JIMMY is in da' house!!!

He steps out onto the stage with the coveted title held high as the fans cheer him on. Jimmy makes his way to ringside, and O'Malley and Yang inside the ring. After beckoning for a mic, Jimmy speaks.

1st and foremost, I look goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood in gold, don't I?

The fans respond in an expected and rawkus cheer.

The world though I couldn't do it. They thought Primo was going to run over me like he did the 1st time we met in this ring. But all of the real Jimheads knew what I knew all along. Beating me the 2nd go around is a tall task. But...let's not discredit the former Champion Primo. He's still one of the best pure talents in the sport. But so am I. And that's why I am now YOUR XWA National Champion.

With a nod and a grin, Jimmy turns his focus to what was ahead.

But it looks like there's gonna be no rest for the weary. You heard Mr. O'Malley. My 1st opponent as champ has been selected, and it's a guy who's definitely had my number in recent months, Kaster Troy. It all started back at XGames II. A Tornado Tag match where he and his brother Pollox well...let's be honest...they kicked me and Bain's ass. We're from Texas, we're man enough to admit when we take an "L". You fast forward to just two months ago, me and Kaster matched up again. And yes, it took me two attempts to finally get it right. But I showed you Kaster that I ain't just some punk kid who gets lucky from time to time. A lot of guys say they're "the best young talent in the business." I AM the best young talent in the business. And why? Because I've done in 3 years what some guys will never do their entire careers. That's the facts, Jack!

Jimmy turns his attention to Yang.

Which leads me to tonight. And an interesting little conundrum. Being tasked to team up with you. You said quite clearly a few minutes ago "I hate Jimmy Ames." Well my fine, Asian friend. Jimmy thinks you SUCK. In fact, to show you exactly how much you suck, I've decided to dust something off I haven't used in a while. Marty in the production truck, hit it.

Unto the Jumbotron comes "The Suck-O-Meter".

Tony: Hey look! It's the Suck-O-Meter, Willy!!!

Now I know it's been a long time, folks. Let me remind all of you how it works. The Suck-O-Meter is a precise piece of technology, capable of pinpointing the exact amount of fail and or win in a person, place of thing. How it's activated is I point at a random object, and by a show of cheers or jeers, the Suck-O-Meter will determine the exact level of how much said object either kicks ass, or sucks. Let's test it out 1st. See if it's still workin' right.

Jimmy points to the GM Stan O'Malley. As the crowd cheers, it show's him at 80% Win on the Suck-O-Meter.

You sir, are made of 80% win. That's pretty damn impressive. Let's try it on someone else like saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...me.

Jimmy points to himself with his vintage cheeky grin. The crowd roars in approval, and the Suck-O-meter shows Jimmy at 92% Win.

92%? You like me...you really like me! *Chuckles* Ok, it's works. Now, let's see what it has to say about Mr. Yang here.

Jimmy points to Yang. As the crowd boos and jeers, the Suck-O-Meter shows him at 61% fail.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. 61% Fail, dude. Not cool. But...look on the bright side. At least you didn't break into the 70th percentile of fail. That would put you in very bad company. Such names as John Wayne Bobbit, Bill O'Reily, and that fat German kid you see spazzing out online all the time come to mind. That's a whole other level of fail you thankfully haven't reached yet. But make no bones about it...you still fail. Thankfully for you, you'll have me in the same corner, so hopefully my win rubs off on you a lil, though...I'm not expecting any real results. Fail is fail. And you fail HARD, dude.

[sion]

Supremely displeased by Jimmy's continued antics, Yang retorts.

That's real funny coming from a guy who with all the belts you've won has never broken past 2 defenses for each. If that's not "fail" I don't what is. That's the problem with you, Ames. It's always fun and games with you. You're always trying to get a laugh out of people. Always trying to swipe a quick kiss from some random hussy in the crowd. You're no champion, you're a chump. Always have been, always will be. And further more...

Yet again Yang is cut off by the entrance theme of on of the other men involved in tonight's main event.

[Kelon"Rasta Man"J.A.H]

Kelon's music comes on siclensing everyone in the ring. Kelon looks out to the ring full of wrestlers and examines the crowd some how cheering for him. Rocking a TNN shirt he does his taunt fireworks flew and Kelon ran into the ring. He slides in Paul London style and hops up.

Now who talk'n about contendership! Dragon boy I heard you talk'n about my hertage and boy I Guyanese and Rastafarian blood in and blood out.

He proudly beats on his chest.

I feel that you should'n be even talk'n ma man you should be worrying about that beat'n I will put on ya lumpa head! If it's tonight or even at Ring Rage. I WILL KILL DA SUSHI EAT'N BATTY BOY!

Fans cheer.

[sion]

Yang turns his focus to Kelon.

That just goes to show how much of an empty headed moron you really are. My last name is YANG. Yang is CHINESE, not Japanese, pinhead. But I wouldn't expect a guy who spends his free time mixing "Da lime wit' da' coconut" to be able to tell the difference. I'm not gonna need Ames tonight to make an example of you, because that's what I intend on doing. Showing everyone in this building including our fair GM here how much of a mistake it is putting you, a nobody...in the ring against me, the best wrestler in the world...at Ring Rage. Maybe after I've kicked your skull in...AGAIN, XWA might actually go out and find me a worthy opponent. Am I looking ahead of you? No. Trust me, I'm more then focused on the task of exposing you to be the biggest fraud in the sport.

[Kelon"Rasta Man"J.A.H]

kelon turns to yang and chuckles

Chinese,japanese you all look the same,man its so bad that you dont even know your race......any way chinese,japanese what ever the hell you actually are really dont care man but havent i seen you in moe lings chinese food store working or was it you doing my girls nails ooohhhh wait man now i remember you were in Jet li's fearless movie by the way how do you flip like that man.............uuummmm hard to tell like i said you guys all look the same

[sion]

Yang's response.

I'm not even going to dignify your stupid ass with a response. You're an idiot, and an idiot who's going to in just 2 weeks time take the worst ass kicking in his life. Let's see how funny you are when you're picking your teeth up off the floor, jackass. It should be you and Ames teaming up tonight. One good idiot deserves another.

[seifer]

Stan steps in to interject.

You know what? Because I think the fans...and I KNOW I damn sure wanna see it, we're gonna switch things up. You get your wish, Yang. It's going to be Kelon teaming up with Ames to take on you and Kaster Troy. So now we'll get to see if you can put your money where your mouth is.

[kaster]

Just then, seemingly right on cue, Kaster Troy makes his appearance onto Overload.

Willy: Uh oh. The mood's about to get real thick, folks.

Kaster makes the walk from stage to ring, joining the four men inside. After he's handed a mic of his own, he weighs into the equation.

I have to say, Stan...that was a smart call. Because I'll be damned if I had to share being partners with a complete waste of DNA like this Guyanese piece of trash. This waste of XWA payroll. The fact that Yang here is being practically forced to face someone as uncultured, unskilled and uncivilized as this Island turd proves just how starved for talent the No Limits Division is. And speaking of being starved for talent...

Kaster's attention turns to Ames.

...we can't leave out our new National Champion. Unfortunately Primo's not here to say this himself, so I'll say it on his behalf. You beating him was a fluke. The fluke to end them all. You might be from Texas, but your last name is Ames. And Irish surname. And that's rather fitting, because the luck of the Irish is the only reason you've amounted the success you have to this point. I've seen men come through this business with ten times the skill you have never get the chance to shine. Yet you do because you're always in the right place at the right time. Well Jimmy, this time it's not that simple. I mean, how many tries did it take you to get you one career win over me? And now you throw the National Title into the mix? *Heheheh* My friend, you might not even get past your 1st title defense. Because I've already beaten the crap out of you just for the sake of doing it. Imagine what I'll do to you with the National Title on the line?

[Kelon"Rasta Man"J.A.H]

kelon turns

a Island terd,island terd thats the best you come up with you look like a goat mon........dont believe me see for yourselve

kelon looks around and says

ames,yang,Crowd take a moment and look at the titan-tron



can you please tell this "joke" he looks like a goat especially the long nose,listen here when you trying to dis come hard or go home.trust me im look foward to whooping your ass
kelon drops the mic and leaves the ring confidently

[ames]

Jimmy raises his mic and replies as well.

I...really...have no idea what the hell he just said but...the goat pictures was pretty damn funny.*Chuckles* Be it Yang as my partner, Kelon as my partner, Snap, Crackle & Pop, George Clooney, The T-Rex or The Terminator, I'm here to do one thing tonight, and it's the one thing I do best. Win. And from what the Suck-O-Meter says, that's 92% accurate. So fellas? Bring your plates, cua I got two pipin' hot slices of that good ol' Texas Humble Pie ready for ya. Come hungry, leave with headaches.

Jimmy lowers his mic. His entrance theme hits the PA once more and he simply stands with an ear to ear grin looking at Yang and Troy, who looked none to pleased. The scene was set for what was certainly going to be an interesting contest.