Post by pancho on Jun 23, 2009 16:42:29 GMT -5
Assembly Hall bursts into boos as easily the most hated man on Takedown's entrance theme cues up.
Goldman: Here comes Dan Ripley. And with him is what would seem his new running buddy Vikram. Talk about your odd couples. I'm still trying to figure out where this alliance was even conjured up.
Buzz: What you have to learn about Vikram is that he defies all logic. The man is a barbarian, plain and simple. He'll do anything and side with anyone so long as he gets the chance to beat someone to a pulp. And Ripley obviously took full advantage of that fact knowing he had unsettled business with Steven Higby as well.
By this time, Ripley & Vikram were now in the ring. As the boos of the Assembly Hall crowd continue, Ripley raises the mic provided to give his "insight".
Last week, I exacted the greatest plan ever conceived. Where as other guys tried to pull off well laced plans last week and it failed miserably, mines worked to a tee. You see, I pride myself on being a lot of things. And one of the most important things I pride myself on is being smarter then the next guy. I do after all have a bachelor's in Business. So in that, I know a good investment when I see one. And that investment is standing right next to me in "The most miserable man in wrestling", Vikram. A man who strikes fear in the hearts of anyone he steps in the ring with. And more importantly a man who shares a mutual hatred for one Steven Higby, just like me. Now a lot of you might say I only went and recruited him because he levels the playing field, and some people even say that I CAN'T beat Higby without someone like Vikram around to soften him up. But those people obviously didn't see what me and Vikram did last week.
This of course brings me to another man, Milo Miller. A man who just doesn't seem to know how to mind his own damn business. It wasn't so much that I kicked your ass at Vendetta, Milo. You'd figure after that you'd get the message. But no, you go on and decide to play cavalry last week when we were about to give that giant fraud the beating of his damn life. So in doing so, you've officially moved yourself back to the top of the list. And you get to join your new buddy while we stomp the proverbial mudhole into your asses and walk it dry.
Buzz: Never one to mince words, is he?
Last week, we beat both of you together. This week, we do it mano e mano. This week, it's going to be me kicking Milo Miller's ass once again, and for the 1st time in over two years, Vikram one on one against Higby. Oh and don't worry, we'll play fair and not interfere in each other's matches. Not like we'll need to anyway.
All but a few seconds would pass before they were soon joined by their rivals.
Goldman: Here comes Dan Ripley. And with him is what would seem his new running buddy Vikram. Talk about your odd couples. I'm still trying to figure out where this alliance was even conjured up.
Buzz: What you have to learn about Vikram is that he defies all logic. The man is a barbarian, plain and simple. He'll do anything and side with anyone so long as he gets the chance to beat someone to a pulp. And Ripley obviously took full advantage of that fact knowing he had unsettled business with Steven Higby as well.
By this time, Ripley & Vikram were now in the ring. As the boos of the Assembly Hall crowd continue, Ripley raises the mic provided to give his "insight".
Last week, I exacted the greatest plan ever conceived. Where as other guys tried to pull off well laced plans last week and it failed miserably, mines worked to a tee. You see, I pride myself on being a lot of things. And one of the most important things I pride myself on is being smarter then the next guy. I do after all have a bachelor's in Business. So in that, I know a good investment when I see one. And that investment is standing right next to me in "The most miserable man in wrestling", Vikram. A man who strikes fear in the hearts of anyone he steps in the ring with. And more importantly a man who shares a mutual hatred for one Steven Higby, just like me. Now a lot of you might say I only went and recruited him because he levels the playing field, and some people even say that I CAN'T beat Higby without someone like Vikram around to soften him up. But those people obviously didn't see what me and Vikram did last week.
This of course brings me to another man, Milo Miller. A man who just doesn't seem to know how to mind his own damn business. It wasn't so much that I kicked your ass at Vendetta, Milo. You'd figure after that you'd get the message. But no, you go on and decide to play cavalry last week when we were about to give that giant fraud the beating of his damn life. So in doing so, you've officially moved yourself back to the top of the list. And you get to join your new buddy while we stomp the proverbial mudhole into your asses and walk it dry.
Buzz: Never one to mince words, is he?
Last week, we beat both of you together. This week, we do it mano e mano. This week, it's going to be me kicking Milo Miller's ass once again, and for the 1st time in over two years, Vikram one on one against Higby. Oh and don't worry, we'll play fair and not interfere in each other's matches. Not like we'll need to anyway.
All but a few seconds would pass before they were soon joined by their rivals.