Post by pancho on May 14, 2009 23:37:59 GMT -5
Even in Japan, Dan Ripley gets booed. Heavily. As his theme hits the PA, The Tokyo crowd reacts to the brash young superstar just as the Stateside fans do. Ripley, dressed in a gray suit make his slow, cocky walk down to the ring.
Goldman: What can we really say about Dan Ripley? He's arrogant. He's self centered. He's chauvinistic...
Buzz: And he's also one of the most gifted athletes in all of XWA. C'mon, Goldy. You know his credentials.
Goldman: Indeed I do. A two sport College Athlete at Seton Hall. Division 1-A All American. NCAA National Champion in the Light Heavyweight Division. There's no doubt he's got the talent. The problem is he has the ego to match it.
Ripley now stood in the ring. With a mic in hand, Ripley starts his address.
Ladies and gentlemen, in case you don't know this by now...
I'm Dan Ripley.
Ripley postures and poses in the rings as the more "Westernized" Japanese fans continue to boo.
Ever since I was a kid, I'd always heard about what Japan really thinks of us Americans. About how we're all fat, lazy, war-mongers. Well Japan, I hate to disappoint you, but we're not. Your generalization of Americans is based on the few you've maybe seen on TV. But me? I'm what America really looks like. I'm a success. Success in my athletic career. Success in business. The America you all have been accustomed to died 10 years ago. Men like me are the future of my country. And our future is looking bright. Which I unfortunately can't say the same for Japan.
Buzz: Oh boy, here we go...
I mean, take a look at Japan's birth rate within the last 8 years...or should I say the lack there of. You people are all so holed up in your careers and your silly little trinkets and technology that you don't even enjoy one of the finest parts of life, intimacy. But then again, let's face it...you Japanese guys don't exactly have much to work with in the 1st place, do you?
That one really hits a nerve in the crowd.
And then let's get into your fashion sense...or lack there off yet again. Poofy, heavily streaked hair? 5lbs of make-up? Tight, sequined pants? And these are the MEN I'm talking about. What the hell, fellas. No wonder you can't get any, you look prettier then some of the women in this country. Male fashion in Japan comes in one of three flavors. You either look like an Emo queer, a tight ass preppy, or like you're trying to be Black. But hey, It's not your fault. It's ours. It's Americas fault for dropping 2 nukes on you. apparently 64 years later it's still got this Country off access mentally still.
That gets a resounding amount of boos from the fans. More then you'd typically expect from a Japanese crowd.
Yea, yea, yea. Go ahead and boo. Be mad that we kicked your ass. About the only thing Japan can beat the US in is Cell Phones, Cars and Baseball. SUCK IT UP!!! Because tonight, I'm going to show you that we're better wrestlers, too. I know everyone's expecting me to come looking for say, Kris Cade or even Steven Higby. I'll deal with those two on my time...back in the US. Tonight, I'm looking to give some other shmuck on roster the chance to get a glimpse at greatness. Not that fake greatness that some particular "Champions" might think they have. But REAL greatness. The best pound for pound athlete in XWA, Dan Ripley.
With an ear to ear grin, Ripley lowers his mic. The stage was set. The only question was who would answer the call?
Goldman: What can we really say about Dan Ripley? He's arrogant. He's self centered. He's chauvinistic...
Buzz: And he's also one of the most gifted athletes in all of XWA. C'mon, Goldy. You know his credentials.
Goldman: Indeed I do. A two sport College Athlete at Seton Hall. Division 1-A All American. NCAA National Champion in the Light Heavyweight Division. There's no doubt he's got the talent. The problem is he has the ego to match it.
Ripley now stood in the ring. With a mic in hand, Ripley starts his address.
Ladies and gentlemen, in case you don't know this by now...
I'm Dan Ripley.
Ripley postures and poses in the rings as the more "Westernized" Japanese fans continue to boo.
Ever since I was a kid, I'd always heard about what Japan really thinks of us Americans. About how we're all fat, lazy, war-mongers. Well Japan, I hate to disappoint you, but we're not. Your generalization of Americans is based on the few you've maybe seen on TV. But me? I'm what America really looks like. I'm a success. Success in my athletic career. Success in business. The America you all have been accustomed to died 10 years ago. Men like me are the future of my country. And our future is looking bright. Which I unfortunately can't say the same for Japan.
Buzz: Oh boy, here we go...
I mean, take a look at Japan's birth rate within the last 8 years...or should I say the lack there of. You people are all so holed up in your careers and your silly little trinkets and technology that you don't even enjoy one of the finest parts of life, intimacy. But then again, let's face it...you Japanese guys don't exactly have much to work with in the 1st place, do you?
That one really hits a nerve in the crowd.
And then let's get into your fashion sense...or lack there off yet again. Poofy, heavily streaked hair? 5lbs of make-up? Tight, sequined pants? And these are the MEN I'm talking about. What the hell, fellas. No wonder you can't get any, you look prettier then some of the women in this country. Male fashion in Japan comes in one of three flavors. You either look like an Emo queer, a tight ass preppy, or like you're trying to be Black. But hey, It's not your fault. It's ours. It's Americas fault for dropping 2 nukes on you. apparently 64 years later it's still got this Country off access mentally still.
That gets a resounding amount of boos from the fans. More then you'd typically expect from a Japanese crowd.
Yea, yea, yea. Go ahead and boo. Be mad that we kicked your ass. About the only thing Japan can beat the US in is Cell Phones, Cars and Baseball. SUCK IT UP!!! Because tonight, I'm going to show you that we're better wrestlers, too. I know everyone's expecting me to come looking for say, Kris Cade or even Steven Higby. I'll deal with those two on my time...back in the US. Tonight, I'm looking to give some other shmuck on roster the chance to get a glimpse at greatness. Not that fake greatness that some particular "Champions" might think they have. But REAL greatness. The best pound for pound athlete in XWA, Dan Ripley.
With an ear to ear grin, Ripley lowers his mic. The stage was set. The only question was who would answer the call?