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Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on May 14, 2009 17:02:23 GMT -5
So the XWA travels back to Japan, and the stage is set in the legendary Tokyo Dome for the Vendetta PPV. The sound of Bro-Kin's "For The Vein" begins to play, and the fans both of the native land and those who've traveled from far and wide around the globe to catch the action all respond in boos as the whole of Viewer Discretion makes their way to the ring.
Matt: Here comes Viewer Discretion, and they're looking pretty happy right now. With all the reason in the world actually if you take a good look at Robby Sylk sporting the new GrandSlam title.
Buzz: That's right...he made history Matt, history! That's something that's immortalized when you are the very first to do something, and Robby Sylk is and will always be the first ever XWA Grandslam Champ!
As the group strut their way through the ropes, the TakeDown team continues...
Matt: So, I think this might be a trick question but...do you think that winning that title is going to make Robby Sylk's ego...bigger?
Buzz: What!? Just look at the guy, rookie! He's got leading man looks, he's got two of the hottest women in wrestling with him, and he's got two future rising stars who have his back! Does he even need to have more of an ego? The man's got it all!
Matt: And that's all the more reason to desire more. Maybe more than the new champ can handle...we'll just have to wait and see.
And now, Sylk takes up a mic in the ring...and the forum is now his.
They say that a new era in the XWA has begun. I for one would have to beg to differ on that, because as far as I'm concerned, the more things change around here...the more they stay the same.
Brand splits, drafts...all that does nothing to take away the most obvious point there is to make in this joint, and that is that I...Robby Sylk...am the standard by which all great wrestlers from this point on will be measured!
He nods, as does the rest of his entourage before he goes on.
Tonight I stand here before you as the first EVER GrandSlam Champion of the XWA, just another notch on the bedpost of the XWA's most successful superstar of all time! Do I even NEED to run down the resume for all of you? No, I don't think so...it all kinda speaks for itself by now the fact that while everyone else whines about how it's so hard to make it in this business, I'm doing just that, and doing it pretty damn well too I might add.
I am the XWA's official "Big Game Player"! When the lights are brightest and the stakes are highest, the GOLD* shines bigger than anyone in this business, period!
If I could bottle up my secrets to success and sell it, I'd stand to make a killing...because lets just face it folks, the majority of you will never...EVVVVVVVER reach the level of greatness that I stand on, no matter what your profession is!
Matt: He's a real crowd pleaser, isn't he?
And that goes double for the rest of you ducks backstage. All I hear is quack, quack, quack week in and week out. As far as I'm concerned, just like I said, things haven't changed one bit, draft or not. You have VD, the "cool kids" of the XWA, and then you have either a bunch of newbies who talk too much or a bunch of oldies who aren't relevant enough nowadays to say a damn thing! Not to me anyway, because I know where I stand. I know where VD stands, and that's at the top of the world, and it's going to take an army to bring this down...because as you can see ladies and gentlemen, an army is exactly what it is that you're dealing with here!
Now, I don't care who or how. The boys here are itching to get them some action tonight, and so am I. The question is...who out there is ready to crank it up to 11? This ain't no fly by night here folks...you're looking at TakeDown's BEST!!! So, all of you against all of us, tonight Tokyo Town! Who's wants to get famous?
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Post by MG on May 14, 2009 17:56:32 GMT -5
Young Jeezy's Who Dat comes on and the crowd boos. The fans gets even louder as soon as MG come out of his basement with smoke purging out of the doors. He has a mic in his hands with eyes sqinting ever so lightly. He opens his mouth and smokes come out as well.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. First you come out here with title less dickheads happy as hell that you got one. It's retarded because your own boss is setting here saying he's better then you.
MG acts like he doesn't get it as the fans chuckle at MG simi-joke
Then you come out here talk all that bullshit about how all we do backstage is quack quack quack. Nigga I puff puff puff pass pass pass. So does that mean I'm on a higher level then you?
Matt: Wise cracks huh? I kind of like this guy
Buzz: Ha he hasn't gotten to you yet?
Then you talk about cranking it up to 11. I crank it to 420 take those two chicks and turn them hoes to snow bunnies.
Jennie and Channelle were livid
Now I move on to the hoe of the night. No not Slade, I mean Robbie. Who the hell told you change ya hair now you look like you about to celebrate your mazel tov.
Matt: Ha ha ha He's funny
All seriousness you said you needed a army well guess whos right behind me biatch!!!
DJT and XDog come from the basement and they shake hands with MG.
Buzz: Wow. MG's army vs. Robbie's
Matt: Did those guys go to jail or something?
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Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on May 14, 2009 18:08:48 GMT -5
You call that an army?
Robby chuckles...
It's a miracle that you even got past customs at the airport back in the States to get out here! Aren't you goofs violating your parole or something being so far away from "jurisdiction"?
And what's with all the smoking, huh? Does that really do anything for you guys aside from make you lose what precious brain cells you have left? I mean, did I not make you look like a back alley bum with no kind of skills at the tournament? Yes I did, MG...yes...I...did. I wouldn't go off talking about my boys here, because each of them have more wrestling ability in their left ventricle than any of you have in your entire marijuana engorged bodies!
Yo, Break-man...tell these guys what's about to happen to them...
He hands the mic over to VD's resident enforcer.
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Post by Tony Battaglia on May 14, 2009 18:17:34 GMT -5
Lemme make it real plain and simple for you...tonight, you're gonna get rocked, knocked out, busted up, beat down, etc., etc., etc. You take anything that could possibly happen to cause physical harm, roll that up in some of your blunt wrap and take a big ass puff of that, because that's what you little wanna-be Jersey thugs are gonna get tonight.
Breaker points to Robby...
That right there is the GOLD*.
Then Ryan...
That's the future.
And lastly himself...
And I'm the goddamn HEAVY HITTER. What you are looking at right now are the three men who're going to rule TakeDown. Hell, we practically do already! See, when you've got a man like Robby...that means you don't even need to watch his back, cuz he can more than take care of himself. Add Caliber and me to the mix and you take a good thing and make it that much better...or in your case, WORSE.
You better smoke up as much of that shit as you can tonight. It just might be able to numb up the pain that you're gonna be feelin' when we're done beating you to three bloody pulps.
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Post by cold on May 14, 2009 18:39:21 GMT -5
Damn my damn my damn. These guys is show'n out!
Yeah these white boys sho is show'n out brah! Man you gotta be triping snitching and shit. You know you gon get us arrested white boy! You don't know how to do shit but snitch.
Nut'n but snitch!!
You shudap!!
No yooooooou!!
Matt: What the hell is going on Buzz
Buzz: Jibberish just jibberish
Now you wun cry all day. Talking about how ya don't need any help. Then stop ride'n his wavy!!
Wait you gotta say it like a white boi. *XDog fixes his throat* Like stop like hang with that dude like act like you don't need him dude.
XDog you show'n out! *He points at XDog in laughter*
I'm show'n out *He points to himself*
The fans cheer "You show'n ooooooooooooooooooout!!!"
Brah brah brah brah. Stop talking about us smoking weed. Cause I could have swarn I've sold you the white stuff sometime last year.
*DJT looks at XDog and screams* Weed is betta then white stuff!!
*XDog puts his hand up* Hellz yeah!!!
*DJT jumps and smacks XDogs hands and pumps his hands* Oh yeah I forgot to say. Channelle gotta chunky munkay!!!
Chunkay Munkay!!!
They start pumping there fist as fast as they can them they act as if they are humping the air MG looks on amazed at what they just said.
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Post by xcaliber on May 14, 2009 22:08:55 GMT -5
Breaker looks on, and like most of the people in attendance has no clue of what was wrong with TNN. Ryan's now the man with mic...
I tell you what, it looks to me like you guys DO need MG a whole helluva lot more than you think. Who else is gonna translate for you since I think the only people watching this who understood a word you two goofs just said are probably on drugs themselves.
White boys...white stuff...and monkeys? Was that what I just heard?
Looking back to concur with the group, Caliber shakes his head and returns his attention to MG & company.
The three of you stand out there, talking your crap...proving exactly what it is that Robby said all of you guys do week in and week out, quack it up till people's ear are about to burst. Let's get a few things clear right here and right now XJT and D-Dog...or whatever you call yourselves...we're not like you. We're not riding the leader's coat-tails of success, because first of all me and Breaker here could EASILY take whatever gold we want in this place. Second, just look at the three of you! About the only thing that you're known for nowadays MG is being the guy who was crazy enough to step into the ring with Dru Nedermeyer and that freak Jonny Punch...and you see where that all got you, huh?
I'll tell you this right now, all that's nothing compared to what's going to happen tonight. Tonight, VD starts our conquest of TakeDown. Tonight, we start showing everyone else that Mike Roach might be the man calling the shots, but Viewer Discretion runs the show!
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Post by MG on May 14, 2009 22:58:32 GMT -5
Ryan X *Makes an X with his hands* Calibur. Another Canadian that I don't like. Goddamn how many canadians in wrestling? 100,000 and sum'em?
MG then rubs on his beard and countines to talk
First off let me say fuck Mike Roach.
Buzz: Disrespectful!
Next, I'm not only known for facing those guys I'm also know for being the man to end careers ask Val Romero. You can face that same fate but you don't anger me. You make me excited. I like the ones that loves talk talk talk. Cause thats when you anger me. Thats when I don't want to smoke and thats when I end careers. Thats when I own careers. Just ask Sushi-X.
Matt: So he's known for physical outside damage?
Hey I might not know how to wrestle like most guys but I'm feared as soon as any of you bitches is at a place where you ain't got no back up. I don't have no back up. Then it's fist meets face. But hey when we in the ring it goes away right. But I'll tell you this. If YOU keep quack quack quack'n. Then I will get to smack smack smack'n.
MG moves on to Breaker
My dog right here *He puts his hand on XDog shoulder* He's all cheerie and easy going right now because I told him to complaiment DJT style. Today XDog I want you to unleash the dog I've seen all my life cousin. Breaker this is your match the powerhouse submissioner X-fucking-Dog.
MG looks back to Ryan
DJT right here *put his hand on DJT shoulders* Is the insane luchadore. He ain't pure but he's sure as hell a good speed fighter. You got Ryan. DJT shut this maple leaf fag up. Tired of Canadians.
MG stands up on the Barricade seperating him from the ring.
You see simple as it is. I see it like this. You guys are simi successful. We ain't, shit we choose to do our thing when ever we want cause we on black peoples time. That's it. Black people time and 4:20 time. Matter of a fact I think it's about that time.
MG pulls out a blunt and lights up.
Matt: What this is uncalled for.
Buzz: Still like MG!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... *Takes a pull and puffs* This is something like getting head on a sunday afternoon brah. That Dower aka Sour Diesal son. What those Canadians, Jews, and Sterioder know about that? Now as I was saying *Takes a pull and puffs* We gonna kick ya asses today. Matter of fact somebody gonna bleed. Weather if it's maple syrup, money, or testosterones. Some body is gonna bleed.
The fans are all in awe cause this has never happend in a Japanesse arena while wrestling was markee. MG looked around in his blunt then the crowd. He made a what gesture.
What Jimmy "Bitchass" Vain did it. I can't?
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Post by Tony Battaglia on May 15, 2009 19:16:01 GMT -5
Breaker asks for the mic again to respond to MG's prediction.
That's the problem with thugs like you. The only thing you punks go out for is the blood. Where I'm from it's about more than just trying to make people fear you. It's about MAKING people fear you. See, back home in Red Hook, there's only one way you get that done...and that's BRUTE F**KIN' FORCE!
I see the three of you, and I see the three of us, and I don't have any doubt that that only ones who're gonna be showing that tonight is us. You can bust one of us open, MG. Hell you could bust all three of us open and that's still not gonna help you when you're picking yourselves up off of the ground. All that proves is that you know how to hit, when we're the ones who know how to hurt.
Matt: Doesn't sound like Breaker's bothered by what MG's had to say much...
Buzz: Well, just look at the guy? Does he look like the type who is intimidated, or does the intimidating? There's a reason why he calls himself the "heavy hitter" you know.
You talk about how you can end careers? Any punk with a piece of metal in his hands can pull that off. But this ain't about who's grimier here...even though I'd probably win that hands down. It's about who gets the job done, and tonight boys...trust me on this one here, you're done. I might not end your career, but putting all three of you under this size 15 boot's gonna feel just as good.
Since you wanna be the one making predictions, I'll make one of my own. We knock you three little punks out without even breaking a sweat.
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Post by MG on May 16, 2009 14:04:53 GMT -5
What? I didn't here you over the sound of me blazing on this? You guys want some? *MG holds out the blunt towards the idiots in the ring* Nah, Fo real I for one think we are done. I for one want to finsh this blunt. So ya idiots go backstage oil ya selfs while the girls watch and we get fried backstage. OOOOOkay!
TNN's music comes back on and they leave to backstage paasing the blunt to each other except XDog.
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Post by Amber Gianni on May 18, 2009 15:41:33 GMT -5
A few moments after MG and his crew leave, everyone's attention turns to the jumbotron screen, where somewhere backstage now, Amber Gianni now takes center stage.
Don't you all go anywhere to fast now...we're not quite done yet!
The crowd cheers on as she waves hello, obviously to the female members of the contingent in the ring.
Hi girls, I hope that in all of the celebrating you've being doing over Robby's new title that you didn't forget about us poor little Sensationals, because we haven't forgot about you and what happened at Madness. I mean...even though you did have to get outside help from Tiffany Masterson, you did get the win after all. I've gotta give you credit...you play the numbers game pretty darn well.
If it's not too much of a trouble to you, Marisol and I would love to play again. How about it? |
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Post by Channelle Valencia on May 18, 2009 16:58:43 GMT -5
After this unexpected appearance by Amber, Channelle literally snatched the mic from the guys to respond to this new challenge.
You want to play, huh? Amber, maybe you and your girls haven't figured this out yet, but there's no way that you can play our game. So far, the last two times you Sensationals teamed up, you didn't do so well did you? In fact, as I recall in both of those matches it was the "great" Jamie Fury herself who dropped the ball.
Do you know what that means to me? It means that no matter how buddy-buddy the three of you are, when it all boils down to you working as a unit, you as the internet forum nerds would say...FAIL!
Rose: Obviously, modesty is not Channelle's policy here.
Now, do you really want to come out here and embarrass yourselves again? You could just do the smart thing and stay backstage, and nobody would think any less of you, since alllllllllllll of these people love you so much. 
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Post by Amber Gianni on May 18, 2009 17:58:31 GMT -5
Oh my...do I detect still just a little bit of jealousy from you Channelle? You may be right about the three of us not getting on the same page in the ring as of late, but let's not forget how um...successful you've been in singles matches?
*Nods*
I do indeed remember that night that I pretty much schooled you on the finer parts of ring etiquette if you will, and notched another defense of the Pearl Title in the process...and of course there was Jenna getting flattened by the great Ms. Fury. So...if we aren't a cohesive unit as you say, you could also say that without one another...and a THIRD...to watch your backsides, you can't win if we laid down for you!
Now speaking of Jamie, well...she's got something else on her mind as far as Tiffany goes, so that supposed "weak link" you're talking about isn't anything to worry about for you. Not yet anyway.
Nope. Just us. By all means, girls...do your best to *ahem* embarrass us again. Heck, you've got a good thing going, I'll give you that. Let's see who the third time's going to be the charm for. |
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Post by Marisol Cardinale on May 20, 2009 8:39:59 GMT -5
Just then, Marisol who was standing next to her friend the whole time, jumped into the mix.
I hope that you didn't think that I've forgotten about you Channelle. Or did you think that I was so much sidetracked going back and forth with Tiffany that I had forgot about the issue between you and me that still hasn't been settled? I remember one year ago in this very building, you defeated me here in the Tokyo Dome, in front my teacher..."The Tokyo Tsunami" herself!
She pauses as the fans suddenly erupt in cheer for one of legends of Japanese Joshi, Tadako Anenokoji.
That should have been the ultimate humiliation for me, but I took that and instead turned it into motivation. She told me afterwards that I have to exist beyond victory and defeat if I'm to endure, and that's exactly what I did.
Tonight, that now all come full circle. We're right back where we've started. We've all gone down our specific paths, but now find ourselves on the same course, ready for a collision! I don't know about you, but tonight is not about embarrassment for me, Channelle. It's about settling the score. I owe you one, and tonight in that ring I have a plan and a design to pay you back with interest!
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Post by Jenna "Baby" Slade on May 20, 2009 17:40:31 GMT -5
And with all of this back and forth going on, it seemed like they weren't paying any attention to Jenna. Time to change that. Um, excuse me...mind if I join in here. You know something, I just realized this right here, right now Channelle. There stands two students of two of the greatest female wrestlers to ever lace them up. They have ties to the "Tokyo Tsunami" and our own commissioner Sarah Warfield.
That's like being the kid of one of those Hall Of Fame athletes, and playing the same sport. So much expectation to be just as good, or even better! So, imagine the disappointment when you two are on the losing end again to the Centers Of Attention. Imagine how it's going to feel like for you Marisol...AGAIN...when you fall short of that lofty goal of getting over the sheer awesomeness that is us!She grins from ear to ear, almost innocently...coyly...as the fans boos as loud as they can.
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Post by Marisol Cardinale on May 20, 2009 18:23:14 GMT -5
On the contrary, Jenna. Do you know what's really gonna suck?
Marisol paused for a second to let Baby think about the answer...
What's going to happen to you if you get in my way. You see, you've just been benefiting from being in the right place at the right time with the right people. There you stand in the ring with two respective success stories in the XWA. Both of them former...and current...champions, so I can't say much about your taste in company that you keep as far as making names for themselves.
I suppose you believe that's rubbing off on you now, don't you Baby? Well, we'll see about that tonight, mi amor. Tonight you ARE stepping into the ring with the pupils of the Golden Girl and the Tokyo Tsunami, just like you said...and tonight, Amber and I will make that fact perfectly clear to you. Something that you will not soon forget!
Marisol and Amber both nod. Amber smiles her devilishly best and waves farewell as the two leave from in front of the camera.
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