!!!JONNY PUNCH!!! is Hard (Core) (o2a)

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Following a vignette hyping the much anticipated Pure Rules match between MVS and Syrus The Entertainer, MSG waits for what was next in what had already been a stellar PPV. The wait wouldn't be long,, as RA The Rugged Man's "Lessons" hits the PA, signalling the arrival of the most controversial man in wrestling...

!!!JONNY PUNCH!!!

Jonny steps out onto the set with his usual items, a mic in his left hand, his kendo stick in his right. Knowing full well that when Punch is in the arena, something interesting is bound to happen, the fans give a rousing ovation. Punch doesn't waste any time making his way down to the ring, as he definitely had some interesting plans for the evening. Once inside the ring, Punch addresses his public.

Ladies and germs in the peanut gallery...I don't think I'm being taken seriously here in XWA. Now hold on, let me explain before you bite my head off. We all know that I'm a hardcore bastard. Some might say I'm a hardcore Icon. So tell me why I have to be subjected to two straight weeks of wrestling some PUNK who can't even swing a chair right much less wrestle in my style of match? Jimmy Vain came out here at the season premiere and put on that little display...cheesegrating his own dumbass before throwing himself off of a ladder through a table. Which like I said then only showed he was a f*ckin' idiot, not Hardcore. And of course later that night, I popped his melon open in the debut of my Punchy's Playground match. So the next week, James decides he wan't to call the shot, and challenges me to of all things, a match I have never lost...a Table Match. George in the truck, roll that beautiful bean footage.

Footage of the table match plays, highlighted by it's finish, Punch vertical suplexing Vain through a table set up in the corner.

That had to leave a bruise. *Heh heh heh* About the only thing Hardcore on Jimmy Vain is the stench of his underarms. That poser doesn't belong in my world. No one's even seen hide nor hair of the chump since last week, and if I were a betting man, I'd say I ran his ass out of XWA for good. How can you even show your face after showing your ass so much, only to get raped not once, but twice? And because Mr. Vain's probably got a syringe in his arm somewhere killing his braincells because it's all he has left to do as a human being, I'm left without a play pal tonight. Or so you would think. You see, I'm out here to do one thing in XWA. Make Hardcore wrestling MATTER again. You've got so many of these pussy ass pretty boys runnin' around XWA, so afraid of scaring their million dollar faces. I wanna know where all the REAL men are? All of the guys willing to bleed. Willing to singe a lil' skin. Where are the REAL fighters in XWA. Men like me are a dieing breed in this business. But I'll be damned if I let Hardcore wrestling in XWA become a joke like it is in all of those other companies. Because when it does, I become a joke to. And while I crack my fair share, I take Hardcore dead serious.

So here's the deal. I'm looking for a guy backstage to man the f*ck up and grow a pair. Come down to this ring, and accept my challenge to a knock down, drag out Hardcore brawl...tonight. Which one of you pussies think you've got the chops to step into my world, eh? ANYONE'S gotta be better then the last chump who tried.

The challenge had been made. Who amongst the XWA locker room would have the courage to accept it?

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Not so fast there asshole. .

The fans erupt, and out walks Jimmy Vain. Walking towards the ring, shaking his head and laughing. Still visibly damaged from the past couple of weeks of beat downs he has received from Punch. If anything, at least Punch could fight .

He walks into the ring. Microphone already in hand. Vain then proceeded to give Punch a piece of his mind (or better yet, whats left of his sanity lol).

Yeah...Yeah.. you beat me twice. Whoopty freakin' do. Go chug down a cold one and get drunk again. At least your good for laughs. About the only thing your really good at when you think about it.

About that table match last week. Yeah.. it was pathetic. I've been in way better tables matches then that, I've won some of them, and have lost. So when it comes to a table. I know how to fire one up. Unfortunately, I didn't see that out of you. So either you was holding back, or really. Your just not as 'hardcore' as you say you are.

Vain removes the bandage from his forehead. Still obviously feeling the affects of 'Punchy's Playground' a couple of weeks ago. Let alone still a little bit banged up from the table match a week ago too. But did that stop him ? Hell No !

Vain then rips the bandage, off taking out the stitches as well. Blood starts to pour from his head, its almost sickening to look at from a fan's point of view.

I'm not afraid to bleed Punch. I'm not afraid of a table, much less a burning one. You can throw me off a steel cage, make me land in a bed of spikes below. And 9 times outta 10. I'm gonna get back up, asking for more....more....and MORE !!!

So with that being said. Once again, for the 3rd week in a row. I say lets do this one more time. If you wanna throw some more peeps into this thing ? So be it. The more the merrier. But as far as I'm concerned. Me and you have unfinished business to take care of.

Vain lowers the microphone.

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With his amusement peaked, Punch raises his mic for a response.

WOW!!! I can honestly say I never expected to see your ass in this ring again. I stand corrected. Seems like of all the things you lack...like say a strong chin, skin that doesn't open up easily...or in ring talent for that matter...heart ain't one of them. But you see, James...Heart only takes you but so far. You need to be able to fight, and fight like your life depends on it. You can talk about how many times you get knocked down and get up again to the point where Chumbawumba start chargin' you royalties. The fact of the matter is this, I ain't impressed. If it's guys like you I have to go up against in Hardcore matches in XWA, I may as well just start doing color commentary, because a challenge I'll never get. You talk a good one, son. But backing it up? You don't even come close to coming close. And you don't have to worry about anyone else coming out to join us, I doubt any of those Primadonna bitches backstage even have the heart. I'd get more of a fight from a Diamond then I would some of the spineless pussies we call "Male Competitors". I can at least say you ain't one of them, even if you still suck harder then Carmella Bing in the last "Mom's A Cheater" vid. You want another helping of some fresh ass whoopin'? I'll put the fire on and make you a bowl with all the trimmings...no problem.