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Post by primo on Nov 11, 2007 17:17:56 GMT -5
Asthe show progresses, the entrance theme of Primo Valiante hits the PA. Primo enters the arena, joined by Jonny Punch, and surprisingly enough, Nigel Sledge.
Here comes Primo & Punch, but what the hell is Sledge doing with them???
I can guarantee it's something bad, Buzz. And Primo doesn't look the LEAST bit happy either.
The trio of men all enter the ring. Primo beckons for a mic and begins to speak to the crowd.
Tonight, will be a night that few will forget. A night where I, Primo Valiante begin a new dawn if you will in this vile, disgusting company. At Devil's Night, I failed to defeat Kris Cade, but I succeeded in bringing something out of him. A fire within his soul. I saw contempt in the heart of a man who is bound by honor. And uit was GLORIOUS.
With an antagonizing grin, Primo continues on...
Cade,I know that you'll do everything in your power to see me defeated. But sadly, you don't have what it takes. Individual wins are MEANINGLESS in a war of attrition. Because it is those in who can survive that will win in the end. And I intend on being the one who does just that. It's for that reason, that I've called for Mr. Punch, as well as enlisting the services of Nigel Sledge tonight.
Primo hands the mic off to Nigel...
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Post by nigel on Nov 11, 2007 17:26:36 GMT -5
Showing his usual sick grin, Nigel speaks up...
When Primo came ta' me with the idea of joinin' him, I had to weigh all the options. Same as I did when I sided with Gallas. But ya' see, unlike Gallas, who chose to do things by the pen, Primo does things by the SWORD. And I like gettin' me' hands dirty. Primo came ta' me with an offer. And offer at havin' as many BITCHES ta' beat tha' blood 'ell outta' as my heart desires. And who the hell am I to pass up the chance ta' cause some organized mayhem??? But then, I came up with a bonzer idea. I count three of us, Myself, Primo and Punch. And then there's two of you. Kinda makes things uneven now, doesn't it? I know I'M lookin' for a fight, I know PRIMO'S lookin' for a fight, and we BOTH know Punch is game. So how 'bout tonight, we have us a lil' fun, eh boys???
Nigel grins evilly as he hands Primo back the mic.
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Post by primo on Nov 11, 2007 17:59:19 GMT -5
Primo nods before continuing...
Indeed. Fun shall be had this night by ALL. Especially the three men that stand in this ring. So by all means Mr. Cade and Mr. Fate, do join us. We've got an interesting little idea for this evening.
Primo lowers his mic in wait for a response.
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Post by cade on Nov 11, 2007 18:10:41 GMT -5
With no music accompanying him, Kris Cade steps out unto the stage. He takes a look at what lie ahead of him in the ring. Primo and Punch were bad enough, but the addition of Sledge added a new eliment of danger to the mix. Sledge had a history of volatile and violent nature. Primo was up to something, Kris could smell it. He raises his mic to speak.
Ask and ye' shall receive.
Kris nods to the crowd before speaking on.
You know, Primo. You're absolutley 110% right about one thing. I will stop at NOTHING to see your ass shipped back to Rome in a ZIP-LOCK BAG. Since the day you showed up in North America, everything out of your mouth has put down what wrestling is in this country. You poke fun and some of the legends this country has produced. You claim that we've "Bastardized" the noble sport your ancestors created. Well last I checked, they created it as the one TRUE test on man against man. The one TRUE way to show ones physical AND mental strength. You've got the physical, no question. But the mental? I don't think so.
You call yourself "The Roman God Of Wrestling". So I guess that would make you Ares in a way, and I guess that makes ME Kratos. But the next time we clash one on one, I FINISH THE JOB. Now it comes to you enlisting the help of the whacko. Good help must be hard to find, eh big guy?
After mocking Primo's choice of associates, Kris stands in wait of there next response.
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Post by primo on Nov 12, 2007 14:54:55 GMT -5
Primo was never a fan of being mocked. And though he himself would never admit it, Cade under his skin as much as he was under his. Primo hisses his response...
As smug as ever I see. Enjoy it. Take it all in, Mr. Cade. For after tonight, there will BE no laughing to be done by you. Retribution shall be seen by us. We shall SEIZE it with our own hands! And...
Before Primo could finish, the mic was "acquired" by Punch.
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Post by punch on Nov 12, 2007 15:38:38 GMT -5
Punch grabs the mic like a 80's MC and "spits" a reply at Cade.
Listen here you non-beer drinkin' metro sexual. You run along backstage, grab that emo bastard and while you're at it, whatever OTHER poor shmuck you can find, and mozy your asses down to this ring.
SO WE CAN KICK 'EM!!!
Like that apple pie cookin' mother of yours, PAYBACK'S A BITCH!!! My head is still ringin' from gettin' flipped over the top rope with a LADDER SHOT!!! I don't give a CRAP who else it that decides they wanna show up, your all D-E-D!!! DEAD!!! Ya' hear me!!! DEAD!!!The swipe gets grabbed back by Primo, and Punch gets shoved by him as well.  |
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Post by cade on Nov 12, 2007 15:46:11 GMT -5
Kris raises his mic and responds...
Me,Evan and a a third partner against the three of you assholes? Sounds like a good time to me. At least it will when we break a FOOT off in your asses. You want it, you've GOT it.
Kris is suddenly joined on the set...
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Post by dio on Nov 12, 2007 16:06:28 GMT -5
Evan Fate steps out onto the stage, side by side with Cade. With mic tow, he adds to the fray...
Boys, boys, boys. It looks to me like we've got ourselves one helluva situation here, eh? Well now, I was sittin' back stage watching you three bore all these people to tears, and I find it kinda weird...
Evan rubs his chin as if thinking something ponderous...
What's weird is that...
...NEITHER of you idiots even noticed the STEEL CAGE hangin' over your heads.
The crowd cheers as the three men take a startling look up to see Evan wasn't bluffing.
I was wondering why the hell that was up there.
Now then, you fellas have issued a challenge to me, Kris and a partner of our choosing, to fight YOU, Tweedle Damned, Tweedle Dick and Tweedle DRUNK tonight. And that's exactly what we're gonna do. But whereas I was planning that up there to knock Punch's ass around, I think i'll let EVERYONE get in on the fun. A SIX MAN STEEL CAGE match. Yea, I said it. First man out of the cage wins the match for his team. How's THAT frost yer muffin, boys?
All smiles, Evan awaits there reaction.
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Post by nigel on Nov 12, 2007 16:12:59 GMT -5
By this time, Nigel had went and snagged his own mic. He was the first to respond.
You think that's s'pose ta' bloody SCARE us, Pretty boy??? You have NO IDEA who the bloody 'ell I am!!! I'm NIGEL SLEDGE, BITCH!!! I MADE brutality in wrestlin' an d ART FORM. And I'm gonna paint me anotha' MASTA'PIECE ta'night!!! You arseholes ain't even got a friggin' PARTNER yet, and yer talkin' about breakin' ya' foot off in our arses? I'd like ta' see you bitches try!!!
Nigel looks to Primo and Punch with a grin as they await the response.
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Post by dio on Nov 12, 2007 16:17:08 GMT -5
Evan continues to smile. He raises his mic to speak once again.
I pride myself on always...ALWAYS being prepared. So before I came out here, I went and had a quick chat with someone. Someone who's itching for some action. Someone who I think would like nothin' more then to put the screws to a trio of *ahem* ASSHATS like you. But rather then talk about him myself, I'll let HIM say it in his own words...[/font]
Anticipation rises as the fans await the arrival of the third partner.
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Post by ames on Nov 12, 2007 16:27:42 GMT -5
To the set comes the one, the ONLY...
JIMMY AMES!!!
For the first time ever, Jimmy stands side by side with two men in whom he'd had wars with all season long. Jimmy gives Evan and Kris a nod, before pulling a mic from his robe and addressing the arena.
When Evan came to Jimmy, Jimmy was surprised. It wasn't to long ago that Evan and Jimmy were beating the crap outta each other in parking lots, steel cages and whatever else we could think of. Jimmy's got history with Cade as well. He beat me for the Pure Title back in April, and of course Jimmy repaid the favor in September before XWA went global. But there's one thing I'll say about these two guys, I respect the CRAP outta them. So when Evan came to me about joining forces tonight, Jimmy couldn't refuse. Jimmy might have got passed up for The Devil's Playground, but Jimmy's NOT passing up the chance to beat ass on a trio of ASSHATS!!!
And why's that??? Simple. It's because Jimmy thinks...
Jimmy holds his mic out to the arena...
YOU SUCK!!!
That they do. That...they...do.
Jimmy lowers his mic.
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Post by primo on Nov 12, 2007 16:33:32 GMT -5
With a grin on his face, Primo responds in kind.
An interesting choice indeed. But it'll do you no good. This night shall belong to us. And inside the confines of a steel cage, there will be NOTHING to stop us from ripping you three limb from limb, and feeding your rotting corpses TO THE WORMS!!! Heed my words, you shall RUE this night for months, no...YEARS to come.
With his evil grin in full throw, Primo awaits the next response.
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Post by cade on Nov 12, 2007 16:38:13 GMT -5
Kris raises his mic to speak a final retort.
Then I guess there's nothing to it but to do it. And tonight, we do it well. I hope you boys are ready to EAT STEEL. As Jon Payne would say...
It...Is...ON!!!
Cade's music sounds over the PA, and the 6 men all stare each other down from afar.
Roach: You can almost TELL this is gonna be an insane contest, Buzz.
Buzz: That's where you're wrong, Mike. It's not gonna be a contest, it's gonna be a PRISON RIOT. Lots of bruises. Maybe some blood. This isn't gonna be pretty...
But it SURE as hell is gonna be fun to watch!!!
The End.
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DEAD!!!