Post by "The R*" Robby Sylk on Nov 8, 2007 3:41:14 GMT -5
Prudential Center, Newark, NJ-the TakeDown season finale. The final show before XGames and the end of XWA's first season, and there was certain no shortage of excitement going over the course of the evening leading up to "Party Like A Rockstar" playing over the PA with enough volume to still be heard over the sea of boos that came with the arrival of the R*Star to the scene. Despite the bandage that had covered his war-wound from the street fight Vs. Kayn, Robby still looked like a million bucks stepping out in a fur coat reminiscent of the great Joe Namath and black leather pants and boots.
BuZZ: There goes a man who can very well win it all right there! You know what Roachy? I'm gonna go out on a whim here and say that Robby Sylk will be the man to walk outta MSG the new XWA World Champ! I mean look at him, he's a SUPERSTAR!!!
Roach: Every man and woman who competes in this company is a superstar Buzz. I would go as far as to be writing off the other three guys who're gonna be in that match. They've proven themselves just as well as Sylk has, maybe even MORE so.
BuZZ: Whatever, you're just jealous.
Sylk stood inside of the middle of the ring with mic and hand, soaking in the boos that came his way.
Let's see here. We go from Las Vegas to Newark, New freakin' "Joisy" here. Now, I'm not too fond of Sin City myself, but damn is this ever a step now the evolutionary ladder here or what?
Boooooooooo!!!! Robby Sucks! Robby Sucks!
This coming from a bunch a swamp dwellers, hah! You guys must be kidding me here. You know why it is that I even bothered to show up to this dump? Because I have my eyes on the prize right now, that's why. See I might have got knocked around a bit by the big freak known as Kayn, but you know something? It doesn't even matter! I'm a certified main eventer here people, and I have the victory to prove it! YOUR 2007 Soul Survivor stands right in this ring now, and that means that I've got a one way ticket to the "last dance" of 2007 baby!
Right across the river in MSG, XGames 1...me and three other men in one match for the biggest prize in the industry today, the XWAWorld Title AND the title Combatant Xtraordinaire! Oh your damn right that's exactly where the Red Carpet Special belongs, at the top of the mountain. Robby Sylk does not need your approval, bitches! Robby Sylk doesn't need to have the fan's support because let's just face facts here ladies and gents, there are PLENTY of guys out there who wish they were in the position that I'm in right now, and compared to the competition I'm stacked up against, I don't see myself losing this match.
Let's take a look at those guys now, shall we?
First off we got Adam Devlin. One of the "originals" so they say, down since day one if you will. What has this bum done all season aside from pick fights with a guy who was his boss for the most part. I mean, do you really want some comic book geek to be your world champion? "The Man Without Fear" my ass, Adam. There is one thing that you fear dude and that's the spotlight. This has gotta be the first BIG match you've ever been in right? You've been here THIS long and it's a wonder than anybody even knows who the hell you are!
Oh yeah, then we got the Black Hercules here, Xander Xavier Luther. Hey there, tell me something dude. Is that your REAL name? I mean how many acronym names do we need in this comapany huh? You got my girl Mya, the you got SHE, both of whom are some hot pieces I must say, and then you have...you! Yeah yeah so you've got that 5 Defense National Title streak that's about to be BROKEN by Bryan Jasta when he school's another sucker, but do you REALLY think you're ready for the big time, big man? No, if you ask me, you need to say in the second tier where you're nice and cosy and let the real stars handle theirs.
Last but not least...the champ himself. The Wyldman! More like the Luckyman if you ask me. We all saw the match, the Devil's Playground where Keith MIRACULOUSLY retained the title. Now all of you idiots out there have been gushing over this guy, saying that it was a defining moment and the biggest win of his career, blah, blah, blah. The truth of the matter here folks, and includes you too champ, is that Devil's Night was just the "semis". All it was was the conference championship, something that you people here in Jersey should be use to LOSING.
Not Keith though, he came through in the clutch and now for his efforts he gets to step into The Last Dance, the main event, the SUPERBOWL of the XWA. The problem for you though Keith is that as resilient as you've been in the past, I bring just that much more to the table, and none of you three...NONE are even close to the awesomeness that I wreak.
Now I know that you guys are all jealous of the R*Star, yeah every single one of you out there! But you need to realize that I'm on another plane of being entirely. I am the Red Carpet Special, I am the Stealer of the Show ladies and gents and most importantly I'm a man of DESTINY here people. That title is coming to me because quite simply put this place needs a champion that's gonna do it justice an my peeps am the only one who can fits the bill!
He finishes his rant, and suddenly...
BuZZ: There goes a man who can very well win it all right there! You know what Roachy? I'm gonna go out on a whim here and say that Robby Sylk will be the man to walk outta MSG the new XWA World Champ! I mean look at him, he's a SUPERSTAR!!!
Roach: Every man and woman who competes in this company is a superstar Buzz. I would go as far as to be writing off the other three guys who're gonna be in that match. They've proven themselves just as well as Sylk has, maybe even MORE so.
BuZZ: Whatever, you're just jealous.
Sylk stood inside of the middle of the ring with mic and hand, soaking in the boos that came his way.
Let's see here. We go from Las Vegas to Newark, New freakin' "Joisy" here. Now, I'm not too fond of Sin City myself, but damn is this ever a step now the evolutionary ladder here or what?
Boooooooooo!!!! Robby Sucks! Robby Sucks!
This coming from a bunch a swamp dwellers, hah! You guys must be kidding me here. You know why it is that I even bothered to show up to this dump? Because I have my eyes on the prize right now, that's why. See I might have got knocked around a bit by the big freak known as Kayn, but you know something? It doesn't even matter! I'm a certified main eventer here people, and I have the victory to prove it! YOUR 2007 Soul Survivor stands right in this ring now, and that means that I've got a one way ticket to the "last dance" of 2007 baby!
Right across the river in MSG, XGames 1...me and three other men in one match for the biggest prize in the industry today, the XWAWorld Title AND the title Combatant Xtraordinaire! Oh your damn right that's exactly where the Red Carpet Special belongs, at the top of the mountain. Robby Sylk does not need your approval, bitches! Robby Sylk doesn't need to have the fan's support because let's just face facts here ladies and gents, there are PLENTY of guys out there who wish they were in the position that I'm in right now, and compared to the competition I'm stacked up against, I don't see myself losing this match.
Let's take a look at those guys now, shall we?
First off we got Adam Devlin. One of the "originals" so they say, down since day one if you will. What has this bum done all season aside from pick fights with a guy who was his boss for the most part. I mean, do you really want some comic book geek to be your world champion? "The Man Without Fear" my ass, Adam. There is one thing that you fear dude and that's the spotlight. This has gotta be the first BIG match you've ever been in right? You've been here THIS long and it's a wonder than anybody even knows who the hell you are!
Oh yeah, then we got the Black Hercules here, Xander Xavier Luther. Hey there, tell me something dude. Is that your REAL name? I mean how many acronym names do we need in this comapany huh? You got my girl Mya, the you got SHE, both of whom are some hot pieces I must say, and then you have...you! Yeah yeah so you've got that 5 Defense National Title streak that's about to be BROKEN by Bryan Jasta when he school's another sucker, but do you REALLY think you're ready for the big time, big man? No, if you ask me, you need to say in the second tier where you're nice and cosy and let the real stars handle theirs.
Last but not least...the champ himself. The Wyldman! More like the Luckyman if you ask me. We all saw the match, the Devil's Playground where Keith MIRACULOUSLY retained the title. Now all of you idiots out there have been gushing over this guy, saying that it was a defining moment and the biggest win of his career, blah, blah, blah. The truth of the matter here folks, and includes you too champ, is that Devil's Night was just the "semis". All it was was the conference championship, something that you people here in Jersey should be use to LOSING.
Not Keith though, he came through in the clutch and now for his efforts he gets to step into The Last Dance, the main event, the SUPERBOWL of the XWA. The problem for you though Keith is that as resilient as you've been in the past, I bring just that much more to the table, and none of you three...NONE are even close to the awesomeness that I wreak.
Now I know that you guys are all jealous of the R*Star, yeah every single one of you out there! But you need to realize that I'm on another plane of being entirely. I am the Red Carpet Special, I am the Stealer of the Show ladies and gents and most importantly I'm a man of DESTINY here people. That title is coming to me because quite simply put this place needs a champion that's gonna do it justice an my peeps am the only one who can fits the bill!
He finishes his rant, and suddenly...