Le Rambling (o2 Vicious and Delicious)

[sara]

"Bitchism" by Raja-Neé hits all over the stadium as the youngest (and probably most hated) member of The Dixon Family pops out this time holding a sign that reads "Chanelle Valenci-ass got lucky!" We suppose that little Sarah Dixon doesn't want to take any lose She enters the ring and sticks the sign on a turnbuckle then she grabs the mic

You see the sign fans? Or I should say... You see the truth fans?

the fans boo Sarah loudly

Let me explain myself. Chanelle Valenci-Ass is no winner, Chanelle Valenci-Ass is no talent, Chanelle Valenci-Ass is just a lucky bitch. And no that's not because I claim so. Please roll the prove that states my words.

Footage is rolled when Sarah got DDT thru a table by Chanelle, nothing strange here

You can't see nothing weird? Please freeze the image

the image is frozen when Sarah is about to get DDT

See here! I slipped!

the fans boo for Sarah's cheapness

No boo!!! I slipped! I was going to put a Northern Lights Suplex on Valenci-Ass! But I slipped! That table had sweat and that made me slip! Then Valenci-Ass with her flamant big butt fell over me and it gave the impression I was DDT'd but I wasn't! I just slipped! So that's not a victory for Viagra and Dumb! Nope! It's just a draw! Like 'Nam was!

the fans start chanting "loser" at Sarah

I am no loser!!! I AM SARAH BRAND NEW F'N HOPE DIXON!!!!! I am a winner! I am a winner!!!

Sarah throws a tantrum jumping around and kicking the turnbuckles, she goes outside grabs a chair and slams it on the steel post in frustration. Soon her sis appears to calm her down....

[christina]

Soon Christina appears wearing street clothes, she shows an infinite patience face as she walks to calm her sister down

What was I thinking... What was I thinking? Teaming with Sarah is way more tough than coming out of the closet....

Christina gets in the ring and rips Sarah's sign off

Sarah when will you learn? A loss isn't a bad thing, it gives you the chance to see your errors, and you my sis you haven't been able so far. You were defeated by Kim Hunter in your debut, understandable she's a veteran, you have been pinned twice by both members of V&D want to know why?

Because you don't see your mistakes, you are too worried trying to find a "prove" that you lost due to bad luck or god knows what story you'll come through that you completely forget to check your errors and improve them.

Sis you have talent but if you continue like that we are gonna do nothing but lose.

Sarah gets up in tears and while she murmurs "but I want to win" she hugs Christina and wets her shoulder crying

Oh dear... Come on Sarah it's not that bad, we can still fix this. Look tonight we'll call out V&D for the last time, and if we defeat them, I'll give you full credit right? But just stop crying you are ruining the shirt Kelly gave me in my birthday.. Stop crying!

Christina pushes her weeping sister away

V&D I know you have defeated us twice, and I'll understand if you turn down our challenge, but I am just calling you out, for our last match.

If we lose we won't bother you or call you out again. Think it twice, you won't have to stand my sister neither you will have me calling you out all time.

That's the deal, you win and we'll disppear from your path... So what do you say about what Chanelle or Jersey?

Christina lowers the mic waiting for her new nemesis in form of tag team to appear.

[sara]

Sarah then grabs the mic from Christina and speaks

You Valenci-Ass you think you can go toe-to-toe with me? Not at all!!! I overhelm you in every aspect you dumb oxigenated deformed slutty freakshow! Also I am younger than you! Therefor more talented than you! Tonight Christy there is no tag team match I am calling those Baywatch rejects out individually!

Valenci-Ass I hope you have your ears clean of sperm and you listen to each and every word I have to say. I don't like you! You are nothing but a lucky skank! Tonight I'll face you! Christina will take your partner Jersey Skank.

But in this ring you and me, single match with no gimmicks! I'll show you why they call me The Brand New Hope! And this time there will be no lucky leprechaun to save your surgery ass! This time I'll whoop your two-penny ass Sarah Dixon styled!

Christina turns to Sarah looking shocked that her sis' big mouth got her in a match agaisnt Jersey Redd

Don't worry sis I have faith in you, and therefor that Jersey Redd skank just woofs and spits, last match you were beating her ass and we would have won if it wasn't because of Valenci-Ass' ass that made me fall onto the table first!!!!

Soon a theme song interrupts Sarah...

[vnd]

Suddenly the sound of a new theme plays- "Catch Me" by Animal Alpha to be exact as both Chanelle and Jersey step out to the stage to a pretty decent amount of boos, and even a few cheers as well. Chanelle has a mic in hand and looks a bit puzzled at the team's mixed reaction.

Well, you know something...there's this song that the band The Hives made a few years ago, right? Now what was it called? Oh yes..."Hate To Say I Told You So"! I think that pretty much sums up what it is that the Dixon Sisters here are all about. What can I tell you honey, I call them like I see them, and just like it was that I said before Sarah, you are as that old British battle-axe from the game show says "The Weakest Link". Jersey here proved it, and last week I proved it as well when I drop you on through that table.

You come out here though and you wanna talk about it being a "slip"? Come come now, is that what it's come down to here, making excuses? It's obvious to me Jersey that this girl's head is so damn THICK she probably didn't feel a thing last week when I planted it through that wood...

Jersey takes the mic to speak next...

Yeah, you prolly right about that, Channy. Just like I'm right when I say thas prolly the only "wood" you've ever got in your whole adolescent life, lil' girl Sarah! Why's it that the lil ones always gotta have da biggest mouths on 'em? Doncha know that little bugs like you needta know they place, or do you just like gittin' stomped all the time, is that it?

*Hands the mic back to Chanelle*

You know Christina...I really feel for you girl, I really do. Sadly, you're a part of one of those teams here where one member is destined to be one of the greatest ever, while the other one is just nothing but a second rate pansy riding the coat-tails. I mean, if you want us to prove that to you again then fine, but um...family or not, why is it that you decide to carry that dead weight around, hmm? All it's doing is holding you back! Inquiring minds want to know...

[sara]

Sarah then nervously starts sweating, thinking that her sis might let her alone was something that scared her a lot. Yet she used her cocky shield.

Don't listen to her Christina! She's trying to split us because she fears us! She knows that she got lucky twice. Hell your career overhelms both of Valenci-Ass and She-Hulk, you have been a TNB Women's Champion! Also you are my sister who I always loved and respected and you are my rolemodel to be in wrestling, and Kelly is so nice and I am so glad you came out, so you don't have to be pressured and I like so much the neighbourhood you live with so much pink and purple! ;D

The crowd boos Sarah's blatant ass kissing as Christina stares at her with an angry face

I know what bothers you sis ;D The fact that we are here wasting time while Valenci-Ass and She-Hulk enjoy the lucky victories they have had over us.

Since you are all business, we are gonna get it on! Valenci-Ass I am challenging you in a single match and my sister here is wishing to do the same over She-Hulk!

So Valenci-Ass I hope you have your gear ready and a huge account at the Wal-Mart because after the Brand New Hope, me. Beats and squashes your ass you are gonna need a damn bunch of cheap dresses to cheer yourself up!

Christina you take over Jersey I know she looks like that girl you met in the gym one day and gave me a wedgie for calling her dyke!

Christina remembering that starts laughing

My sister is laughing thinking what she's gonna do over you She-Hulk! She'll break you, she'll pin you and she'll destroy you!

Christina laughing then murmurs: what a wedgie! as she keeps laughing

Do you have something else to add sis?

Christina keeps laughing as Sarah is unable to realize why she laughs

[christina]

Christina trying to control herself picks up the mic to speak to Jersey

Tonight...

Christina tries to avoid the laugher

Allright allright... Tonight...

Christina breaks up in laugher again as the fans laugh too. Sarah is the only one that doesn't laugh

Right, right... Tonight Jersey I am challenging you in a single match no gimmicks but just one clause, if I and Sarah lose, We'll get out of your way but if we win one or both of our matches, this is far from over.

Because at Xgames you and us will have the last meeting. Where no luck and no... Wedgies!

After being serious for a while Christina breaks into laugher again, so do the fans, after listening how Sarah got embarassed

Right ;D Sarah you take on Chanelle and I take on Jersey, so V&D before we get it on, have you something to add or say?