Bittersweet victory {Chet}

[scott]

Scott O'Dell steps into the arena as his music blares over the PA. The obvious reaction is that he's without the XWA World Title, after a somewhat controversial result in the Devil's Playground match just one week ago. But surprisingly enough, Scott's not in a foul mood. In fact, he actually has a bit of a swagger in his step as he makes his way to the ring...

Roach: Looking at Scott, you'd think he'd just won the damn lottery. What's his deal?

Buzz: Somethin' tells me we're gonna find out real soon.

Scott enters the ring, and after being handed a mic, he begins.

I bet all you New Jersey folk are wondering why the hell am I smiling right now? I didn't win the World Title. Keith Wyle barrowed Jon Payne's Leprechaun and managed another lucky win at Devil's Night, so I know everyone is wondering "Why isn't Scott Pitching a fit?" Why??? Because Devil's Night was a good night for Scott O'Dell.

Everyone in the arena begins to murmur as they seem confused by Scott's words.

Buzz: Ok, I think he's finally gone off the deep end...

Last Sunday night, I personally dashed the hopes of World Title fame and glory from the most undeserving piece of CRAP in this company. A man who everyone for WHATEVER damn reason you idiots were actually pulling for...

CHET DIXON!!!

And so Scott's intentions become clear. The crowd begins to his as he takes his shots at the lovable Chet Dixon.

You people make me SICK!!! What kind of company would this be with Chet Dixon as World Champ? It'd be a god damn LAUGHING STOCK!!! A JOKE!!! The son of a bitch picks up some lucky wins and all of a sudden he thinks he's World Title material??? I DON'T THINK SO. I'd rather see that Tiger stripe wearing asshat Wyle still champ then have to STOMACH Chet Dixon wearing the title. Which brings me to tonight, Chet. You're still flying high from your two lil' wins. And you're probably REAL happy seeing your lil' girlfriend won at Devil's Night as well. Well Chet, it's time for a nice lil' dose of REALITY. Because tonight, you've got a date with THE ANTI-CHRIST. That's right, funboy, I'm callin' your big for NOTHIN' ass OUT. You and me, in this ring, ONE ON ONE!!!

The crowd boos even louder as many of them realize that while Dixon had won using his some crafty maneuvering in the last two matches via some timely roll-ups, one on one versus a wrestler the caliber of O'Dell, he stood little a chance.

Roach: Jeezus! He's calling Chet out? Chet, if you're litening backstage, DON'T DO IT!!! He's out here to do one thing, and that's try and take you OUT!

Buzz: Chet might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I don't see him backing down from this one.

Scott smiles a cruel grin before continuing.

C'mon, Chet. I know you want some payback. Show some god damn courage for once in your miserable, PATHETIC life and get your ass out here.

He lowers his mic, awaiting the reply of Chet...

[chet]

Pacman Fever hits all over the P.A as the jobbing man himself Chet Dixon pops out doing his dance rituals as usual, shaking hands with the fans, much to O'Dell's disgust. Chet grabs a mic and gets in the ring.

Hey Scotty 2 Hotty before I am with you. Let me plug this fans a shameless advert

Chet takes out a pill box from his pocket where it reads: "O'dellsleep" Then some footage of a man not being able to sleep at night as Chet starts speaking

Has the same happened to you fans? You can't conceil even a Midsummer's night dream? You are desperate of not being able to pillowize your heads? You have tried everything, from Voodoo to chinese guys poping needles in your body?

Then try one of my patentated, often immitated but never duplicated... "O'dellsleep" ! This pill contains basically an extract of every Scott O'Dell promo known to mankind and womankind. The atoms of severe boredom (Br),tedium (Td) and dullness (Dl).

Those elements mentioned where the ones that should have appeared in the periodic table but they had to make way for the Lanthanides and Actinides... Nevertheless my patentated "O'dellsleep" pills have cured every 9 of 10 insomnias that have received the pill, but fans don't trust me. Trust the footage... Might gods of the titantron, roll the video!

A video starts playing about several people thanking Chet for having discovered the "O'dellsleep" many of them claim not being able to sleep until they discovered Scott O'Dell... The fans laugh at Chet's (cruel) mockery of O'Dell's self-agrandazing promos, O'Dell on the other hand doesn't seem to share the same sense of humour...

And last but not least the pharmaceutical blabber: keep away from Children, use only by medical script blah, blah, blah. And remember fans don't be fooled by immitations, reclaim only the best.. "O'dellsleep" can do for you what it has done for millions!

Chet finishes the promo throwing the box of "O'dellsleep" to the fans, then he takes a bowtie from his pocket and puts it on.

Hey Scotty 2 Hotty, have some problems with the man with the wittiest catchphrase of all wrestling Keith Wyle?

Hope you can solve them with the leopard man himself. Because as you said tonight I have a date with the Anti-Christ, with that name he must be some death metal guitar hero or something like this...

Is he in the crowd Scotty? ;D

Obliviousness is what marks Chet Dixon's path... Scott must be thinking

[scott]

Scott simply smirks. He raises his mic and responds.

Wow. I heard that you New Jersey folk were pretty stupid, but DAMN. You all thought that was funny??? Kinda like how it was funny that Shi...I mean Chet couldn't protect his woman from getting her little ass beat within an inch of her life a month or so ago. But you can find the heart to come up with "Odellsleep".

He picks up one of the bottles that had fell on the ring floor.

You went on and wasted the $2,000 dollars that Gallas pays your useless ass on cutting this lil' promo for me??? Awwwwww, ya' shouldn't have. You should have maybe made them pain pills though. Because you're gonna NEED PLENTY.

Scott chucks the bottle in Chet's direction, just barely missing him.

You might be dumb as a stump, Dixon. But you should be smart enough that I'm NOT playing games. The Anti-Christ isn't some hair band reject, like Papa Dixon must've been. He's stand RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. Now if you're at all done making yourself look like a total useless idiot, which in your rare case must not be all that hard to do, I think I called you out to a match tonight. Now are you gonna continue being a dick, or are you gonna show some BALLS for one time in that miserable existence of yours.

While Chet was obviously his usual happy-go-lucky self, Scott was all business. He was in the mood to inflict pain, and he'd do it by hook or by crook.

[chet]

Chet then turned to Scott, he removed his bowtie

Awww I was thinking I would be meeting an interesting guy tonight. It's same good ol' Scott. But I got it now, you came here insulting Some guy, but now you take a pause for asking me for an autograph, I got it now

Chet takes out a piece of paper with his autograph and handles it to Scott

Hey fans didn't you know that Scotty here asked me, Chet Dixon an autograph ;D

Heh there are so much things I am admirable for: My Dungeons & Dragons title, my comic collection, my videogame collection, my segway, my dancing skills. ;D

Chet then shows off his dancing skills as O'Dell becomes more pissed off at him

Now that you mention my Papa. The last thing he said when we spoke was "Chet you are completely depressing, you know you only got hired because Christina.... that heartbreaking LESBIAN daughter... asked Gallas that?" He was joking ;D

We are afraid Papa Dixon wasn't joking

Hey Scotty while we are here, don't ya wanna entertain this fans? Rappin' maybe? Oh you seem so shy, come on Scott the fans believe in you. I'll start first

But before Chet can start rapping, O'Dell interrupts him...

[scott]

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!

Scott was pretty much at wit's end now...

I'm NOT here to play your stupid D&D, talk about your carpet muching sister OR "Kick a funky rhyme". I'm here to finish the "job" I started in The Devil's Playground.

Scott looks out into the crowd.

And yes, I asked this idiot for an autograph. A keep sake for the fact that in a VERY short time I'm going to end this man's pathetic JOKE of a career. If it weren't for the fact that some of these fans actually like your ass, I would have broken your spine last time. But tonight??? Tonight you're not gonna be so damn lucky. I was content to make it a regular one on one affair, but ya' see Chet, you went on and made mistake no. 1...

Scott gets in close...

You PISSED ME OFF. And bad things happen to people who piss me off. And tonight, those bad things come from Scott O'Dell to you, via a LAST MAN STANDING match.

Boos ring out from the crowd. Everyone knew that Chet hd an even worse chance beating him in an LMS match then he did a regular contest...

This is about nothing more then O'Dell wanting to do SERIOUS harm to Chet. And for what??? What's he gonna get outta fighting him in an LMS match?

We ALL know O'Dell could care less about anything outside of his own twisted ambitions. This isn't looking very good for Chet, and I don't even think HE realizes it yet.

With a smug, sadistic grin, Scott awaits Chet's next response.

[chet]

Chet actually looks suprised

Carpet muching sister? Now I know Christina likes putting carpets, you must see her flat in West Hollywood she has carpets even in front of the toilet. And poor of you if your pee wets her carpet, she'll broom you out of her flat, and trust me I have been broomed very often Luckily her girl atleast invites me again in their house.

Chet then remembers O'Dell's dislike for rap

What happens Scotty my friend? You dislike rap? No problem, look at that body I bet the girls die in pleazzzuredome when they see you shaking the moneymakers with some good ol.... Eurobubblegum Dance! ;D... Maestro hit the music!

An instrumental version of "Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel '65 (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs7z_n5Vejo click here if you don't know the song) starts playing as Chet starts singing much to the fans delight.

Yo' listen up! Here's the story about a little guy
that lives in a dull world
and all day and all night and everything he says is dull
like him
inside and outside
dull his house
with the dull little window
and the dull Corvette
and everything is dull for him
and himself
and everybody around
'cause he have nobody to listen...

You're dull
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey


the song starts taking off as Chet starts dancing much to O'Dell's disgust

You're dull
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey

the song goes solo as Chet does a lil' breakdance

You have a house with a dull window
dull is the color of everywhere you are
dull are the streets and the trees are too
dull would be your girl if you had one
dull are the people that walk around you
dull is your Corvette standing outside
dull are the words you say and what you think
dull is the feeling that lives inside you

You're dull
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey
Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dey

the song goes solo again as Chet dances to the rhyme much to the fans' delight he again mocked O'Dell...

Are you sure that Chet is as stupid as he seems?

That doesn't mean that O'Dell won't kill him Chet is digging his own grave

the song ends and Chet finishes dancing

Hey Scottie Pippen we had dance we had laughs how about if we have wrestling? I was thinking in a totally Rawkussian match since you were the guy who pinned me I was thinking in a match where no pins are avalaible... A big bowl of wrestling show that we must serve to this fans, we have to think in something big Scotty from Eurotrip...

How about if you and me face off in a Last Dull Guy standing? Hehe just joking ;D also you would squash me in that match ;D

Also Scotty McDougal if you wanted me in a match why didn't you said that first?

Nevertheless Scott Stappler let's make a Last Man Standing match, I'll show you how hardcore'z I can get on your ass.... Wait that sounded weird Hey Scottie we know Christina's tendencies but she's the only one from my family, don't misunderstand me, ;D what I was trying to mean is that I'll be relentless and I'll focus on your ass...

Oh wait that sounded even worse! Let's just say I'll whoop your ass very bad, Mr. Bad Guy. And when the match is over maybe I can handle you my autograph signed in a Starbucks Coffee cup ;D

So you want the match, or you want to sing Scottie? The fans love ya' don't ya'? Fans do you love Scottie?

the fans boo loudly O'Dell

Dude. Only Sumya gets booed more than you, unless the fans were saying Boo-urns which I doubt it, come on Scottie improve! I don't want my friends getting booed ;D

Chet considers O'Dell as a friend... Now that's being oblivious, despise all the mockery Chet put Scott through he acts like if they were tongue-in-cheek jokes....

[scott]

Much rather then get angered further, Scott gives an eerily clam smile. He'd gotten just what he wanted. The village idiot in a fight that he didn't have to have any restraint in. Scott pats Chet on the shoulder antagonizingly. His demeanor all of a sudden switches to a more "supportive" tone. Everyone in the arena could see what he was up to. Everyone but Chet...

That's cute, Chet. Real cute. But truth be told, I could give a CRAP if these east coast idiots like me or not. Just like I could give a crap about you, your stupid lil' songs, your stupider lil' haircut, hell...you're very existence.

He takes a step back and grins before adding...

If you think they're booing me now??? Just wait until they see what happens later tonight. I'll REALLY give them a reason to dislike me. So go ahead, Chet. Dance. Sing. Have a blast. Because when that bell rings, your fun time is over and done with. And MY fun time begins.

Scott's smirk gives away a man with sickening intents. He lowers his mic and prepares to exit the ring when...

[chet]

Suddenly Chet's face changes from his happy-go-lucky one to a more vicious face. He steps face to face with O'Dell not backing down neither showing him fear

As you said, my fun time is over now Scott. Now my pain time is the one that starts. Ring the bell!

Chet then "pats" O'Dell on the shoulder the same way

Last man standing? This means I can use all the weapons I want, Scotty, and you have seen what I am able to do with them... Ask Morning Star. If I knock you out is my million dollar chance to get on the highspot again, and I don't plan letting your dull ass win over me.

So get ready because the match starts now!

Chet then cracks his fists and waits for Scott to get it on...