The Diamond has returned. (o2a)

[oldschool]

Suddenly Dustin Diamonds Music plays throughout the XWA Arena and out walks DD. the fans go wild they havent seen him for months. he walsk down the ramp and then lifts his Mic.

[glow=red,2,300]Ladies and gentleman. The sub god has returned to you. and this time i am going to be here to Win and keep my undefeated streak alive. i was undefeated here. and i am going to destroy anybody who gets in my way down here. so anybody in the back please head my warning i am back, i want vengeance and i am going to run riot all over your butts. so please order yourselves into a line and await an butt kicking that all of you i dont care whether you are a champion or a jobber all fo your butts are on the line[/glow]

Dustin clambers into the ring and awaits a responce

[Trouble*]

Ryan walks out onto the stage without any background music. He nods slowly at the man in the ring while he raises his microphone to his lips.

Ok.. You can hold your damn horses, Skippy.

First, I'd like to smack you for considering yourself a Submission God. I realize that I haven't been doing many submission's as of late, but that's one of my nick names, along with 'Tech God', 'Wrestling God', 'The Star', 'The Main Event', and last but not least, 'The I AM SO MUCH FREAKIN' BETTER THAN YOU!' How dare you tarnish one of MY many nick names with your horrid wrestling abilities.

Second off, I must know. How in the blue hell can you go undefeated, but want vengeance? That makes absolutely NO sense, junior. Last time I checked, if you want vengeance, something BAD must happen to you. Someone killing your dog, banging your girlfriend, banging your mom, banging your sister, banging your fine cousin, banging your grandma... the list goes on. Maybe you'd like vengeance on me, because I did all of those except..well..the first.

BuZZ: C'mon! Granny Diamond? That's sick!

Like they say in Cali-for-ni-aaaayy, the older the prune, the sweeter the poo...nevermind, I think you get it. I'm a sick person.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAYS. It seems like you're riding pretty high and mighty, acting tough and the like. Have you faced me, a real Submission GAAAAAWD? No you haven't. So, until you can beat me, I'm going to consider you as nothing more than an insignificant little wanna be. Sure, I've been in my own little slump, but I doubt I could lose to someone like you. As a matter of fact, I'd be down right ashamed if I were to lose to you. I took Dru Nedermeyer to his limits when he was at the top of his game. I beat Chris Lionheart and Johnny Shotgun senseless. I beat Kris Cade and King easily within THREE MINUTES.

Mike: I don't remember that happening.... Sure, he won, but he got his ass kicked and it definitely wasn't three minutes.

And last but not least, I'm the one that put former XWA superstar, Maniac, on the shelf for a WHOLE MONTH. Why? Because I'm that much better than you. I can accomplish things. You can not. Therefore, Ryan Blaze: 1, Dylan..Danny..Devin..Whatever the hell your name is: A BIG FAT ZEEEEERO.

You want to 'kick my ass'? Don't sing it, chump, BRING IT! I'm all for accepting this challenge and shoving YOUR foot up YOU ass. I'll knock your ass out, wait for you to revive, make your ass tap, wait for you to stop your crying, place a perfect Blaze Factor on you, and pin you for the one, the two, and the three. I'm cocky enough to predict that, and I'm good enough to proceed with it.

Does Ryan have to choke a bitch?

The crowd responds with a loud 'YEAAAAAAAAAH!'

Ya'll gunna be happy campers then.

So, the bottom line, after I'm done my rant? Your ass is mine. 1 on 1, and to make it so there'll be no excuses, howzabout we make this match a Pure rules match?

Ya dig?

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BuZZ: ..wow..I..wow..This kids got a mouth on him.

Oh, by the way, nerd, I wouldn't touch Grandma with a 50 foot pole. I'm an ass, but not that much of an ass. I'll leave that sick stuff for someone like... oh.. O'Dell? Yeah.

[oldschool]

Diamond looks over at Blaze. he laughs at him and then speaks.

[glow=red,2,300]Wow somebody seems to have drank to much caffiene. you are one Sick ****, the way you seem to talk is that you are some sort of god. YOU do not make me laugh you ar enything But a god, i the last time i was here i didnt even see you.[/glow]

Dustin creates a chant to the crowd "BLazes Sucks" this goes around the arena until the whole crowd sings it to cumbaya.

[glow=red,2,300]So you beat some big stars the Whoopie doo scooby doo. you cant say i ma worse when i havent even face them to win. but as far as i oculd tell, i Pwned Danny Danger and Ace last time i checked. i pwned Ace Renegade and DJT in the same match. and now those two are closer than me and the true Jesus.[/glow]


[glow=red,2,300]You know what i want vengeance because Punk ass stars like you have run amok in this fed. and i am here to pwn your butts to the point that bieng brandished with my fist in your face becomes normal for you.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Now i am a bit rusty, but hell i can take you sorry butt to the limit and then bring back and a nice taste of my fine Diamondizer plate. you wont know what hit you until after 3 days later where you will be discovered outside this arena singing a song about broomsticks. and that my friend will be history. how would that make you look like an Butthead who just got his face pwned by the man from land of submissions. by the only true wrestling god. by The Original King of Kings by the King of Old school and heck why dont i through in the fact that i make a living from beating people to a point of no return.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]So yes i accept your challenge. because once i am done with you then the ultimate proze of bieng world champion will once again be in my grasp. so then Punk Blaze. you see tomnight you are going to get burnt[/glow]

[Trouble*]

The last time you were here you didn't even see me? I guess it's about time to get your head out of your ass, isn't it, Doug? I'd like to point out I'm one of the best superstars to NEVER hold a World Title. I'm a future Hall of Famer. And you've got a bright future in the janitor department here in XWA. You can clean the backstage while I beat the crap out of someone.

And..You're going to pwn me? What the hell is with you kids these days and saying INTERNET SLANG in the WRESTLING RING? It's only cool when Brent Starr does it. You're truly ruining something original. So unless your name is Brent Starr and you have an impressive record just like him, stop it.

At this point, the fans have stopped the 'Blaze sucks', and begin a Brent Starr chant.

Yeaaah yeaaah yeah.

It's all good. You can hardly talk the talk, which makes me wonder if you can walk the walk. The man from Submissionland..or as the internet slang would go..Teh noooooob from teh roonscayp..is going to get 'pwned' tonight. They know it.

He points to the crowd.

YOU know it.

He points to Dustin.

And I know it.

He points to his own chest.

And Danny? I'd like to point something out. It's a good thing to lose once in awhile. Then the cocky shut the hell up for a damn minute, smash stuff, and cry. Me? I lose and I keep on going. I'm cocky 24/7. That's ANOTHER reason why I'm better than you. I don't know when to shut the hell up. It's a good thing, but it's also a curse. I won't get into that, though.

Ryan Blaze, Dalton Danger, one on one in a PURE RULES MATCH. Someone WILL be pinned, and I'd put my money on it being..you..

[oldschool]

Dustin looks over at blaze his temper rising by the second.

[glow=red,2,300]ah you see NEver Won a world title. there you go. how can you be good if you never won a owrld title.you have been here longer than i have and yet you still come out here weekly and get beaten by people that i would have to call mediocre.

Now then your Curse has come back to haunt you. the reason is you cant beat me. you even said it yourself you are cocky. and that is why you will be broken and lifeless when i am done with you. you see you give me an ounce i will take 10 damn miles. why cause this Noob is going to pwn you. and then the Noob from Runscaype is going to make the blaze away from the stage.[/glow]

The fans at this point do not know which to chant for. Blaze is making good points whereas Diamond is showing some youthful fiestiness

[glow=red,2,300]Now Blaze. you call youself great i am surprised you even get payed for this job. now brent starr can say he is Cool. but then i doubt he needs a suck up like you to give him feet massages when he wants it. and having posters of a colleague on your bedroom wall is fine. just the restraining order is probablky working right now. so the next best thing to brent Starr. is me The man that is going to whip your ass then use your face as toilet paper.[/glow]

Dustin looks smug and then awaits a reply from blaze

[Trouble*]

The last sentence totally throws him off.

I...I..I don't swing that way, buddy...

[oldschool]

DImaond looks awqward. he thinks for a seconds and then remarks

[glow=red,2,300]You Fooled me buddy. sorry i didnt know you should have some sort of alabel you know[/glow]