Post by Syrus The Entertainer on Feb 20, 2009 21:15:16 GMT -5
*Presenting for you and yo' momma...a brand new weekly video (sort of, just imagine it's a video 
) show comin' to you live from the1xwa.net, written by, directed by and staring the hardest workin' man in all of sports entertainment today!
And now, for your viewing pleasure...
SYRUS!!!
THE!!!
*STE is filmed live in front of a studio audience.*
*APPLAUSE*
Thank you, thank you for that generous applause! Welcome one and all to the world premiere debut first time go of Syrus The Entertainer Presents. Can I get a "w00t w00t"?
w00t w00t!!!
Ya'll know I love you right? Well, they done gave me my very own online show now, so you know what that means right? It means that I'm about to show ya'll all how I do what I do when I do what I do how I do. Get it? Got it? Good! Aight, let's roll with the new!
(Syrus takes a seat in his comfy looking purple leopard throne, and sitting on a table beside it is the XWA World Title)
Now, people stop me on the street and they all ask me "Syrus...what kind of conditioner do you use to keep your hair all silky smooth?" Then I tell 'em...then they ask me, "How's it feel to be the XWA World Champion?" Then I tell 'em it feels good. Real good like James Brown Funky Drummer good...and if you know what that is, then you've officially got some soul.
But yeah, the XWA's got all of it's big, bad and bold. Everyone wants to be the man, but looky who's at the top right now, dawg? The dude with the big afro, rocking the stylish purple suits, looking like a million buckeroonies. That's right ya'll...me, me, me. Don't it feel good?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Well, we're gonna keep the party movin' right now...
"HEY!!!"
What the...man, what're you doing here, dog?
"You ain't think I wasn't gonna get some airtime on this mawf**ka, did you cousin?"
What I wanna know is how the hell you even got the address to the studio. Aight ya'll well...this right here is my cousin, straight outta Las Vegas...
"SHUT UP!!! This Thunderbird mawf**kin' Kelly bitch! Is we live?"
Yeah man. >_<
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT, BWOY!!! Pimps up hoes down like we do back on the strip now. Ayyooo...that rhymed! I gots some talent don't I, cousin? Wit all that money you makin' from rasslin' you could loan a brotha some dolla bills so I can get in the studio and make me a record! Who you know that raps...AND is a pimp? Huh? WHO!?"
Ice-T? Well, he doesn't pimp anymore...so he says. Unless you count letting Coco pose for Playboy. You know sumthin'...that Channelle kind reminds me of Coco a little sum sum...it's like white girls with booty is the new craze nowadays. Must be the milk.
"F**K ICE-T'S PUNK ASS!!! He ain't got nuttin' on Thunderbird Kelly bitch! He ain't got nuthin' on the mawf**king XWA Champ neither. I hit you witta gotdamn PIMPHAND Ice-Tizzle!!! STE ain't nuthin' to f**k with, I ain't nuthin' to f**k with, but yo' bitch f**k with me CUZ SHE KNOW WHAT SHE DOIN'!!!
THUNDERBIRD MAWF**KIN' KELLY!!! KAW!!! KAWWWW!!!"
(Syrus gets up and throws his cousin off the stage)
"You ain't gotta be like that, mawf**ka..."
See what happens when you get famous? All the fam wants to get a piece. Now, like I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted, we got us a special guest tonight. He's one of the 50 All-Time Greatest Players in NBA History, and one of the most outspoken men in all of sports broadcasting, ladies and gentlemen...
MR. CHARLES BARKLEY!!!
Hi Syrus...I'm glad you let me talk on your show today, I really like watching rasslin'...it reminds me of when we use to play against the Pistons back in the '80s...they use to play real rough back then...not like they play now...I think a lot of players now in the league are soft...'specially the Knicks...
Charles...
I remember back when they used to play tough...back when they had Ewing and Oakley and all them...they still let people come into MSG and drop like 50 plus points though...
Charles...
but still they played hard...that's what I liked about them back in the day...but now they're like...
CHARLES!!!
Sup?
I brought you on to talk about wrestling? You did say you liked it right? Well, funny you mention MSG cuz the first XWA PPV of 2009 March Madness coming up is going to be in The World's Most Famous Arena. Who's your favorite XWA Superstar? Who you lookin' forward to seeing in the squared circle?
Well Syrus...I like watching them XWA Diamonds rassle mostly...I think they have lots of talent and intensity...not like these girls in the WNBA though...can I say that? I don't like the WNBA...it's like women always think they can do what men do...I mean yeah, they won a gold medal in the Olympics for soccer and hockey...but we all know soccer and hockey ain't real sports anyway...especially hockey...I played in Philly so their team was the Flyers and I always wondered why you'd give a team a stupid name like the Flyers...I mean they don't fly or anything...all they do is skate so they're name should be the Skaters...but they all skate...so...
(Syrus makes a throat slit motion, and Charles audio is cut)
Glad he ain't in my Top 5.
WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL that's all the time we have for today, maybe next time I might actually have somebody here who's got something useful to holla about.
"THUNDERBIRD KELLY BITCH!!! I wanna shout out all my fellow pimps and playas back in Vegas! Keep making them dolla-dolla bills, ya'll...and remember that you can't judge a book by it's cover...BUT YOU CAN JUDGE A PIMP BY HIS LOVERS!!! KAAAAAAWWWWW!!!"
(He gets tossed off stage again)
Security! Remove the fake pimp from the set, please? Thank you. Aight now...that's it for today cats and kittens, until next time...I'm Syrus...and you've just been entertained!!!
HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA!!!
) show comin' to you live from the1xwa.net, written by, directed by and staring the hardest workin' man in all of sports entertainment today!And now, for your viewing pleasure...
SYRUS!!!
THE!!!
*STE is filmed live in front of a studio audience.*
*APPLAUSE*
Thank you, thank you for that generous applause! Welcome one and all to the world premiere debut first time go of Syrus The Entertainer Presents. Can I get a "w00t w00t"?
w00t w00t!!!
Ya'll know I love you right? Well, they done gave me my very own online show now, so you know what that means right? It means that I'm about to show ya'll all how I do what I do when I do what I do how I do. Get it? Got it? Good! Aight, let's roll with the new!
(Syrus takes a seat in his comfy looking purple leopard throne, and sitting on a table beside it is the XWA World Title)
Now, people stop me on the street and they all ask me "Syrus...what kind of conditioner do you use to keep your hair all silky smooth?" Then I tell 'em...then they ask me, "How's it feel to be the XWA World Champion?" Then I tell 'em it feels good. Real good like James Brown Funky Drummer good...and if you know what that is, then you've officially got some soul.
But yeah, the XWA's got all of it's big, bad and bold. Everyone wants to be the man, but looky who's at the top right now, dawg? The dude with the big afro, rocking the stylish purple suits, looking like a million buckeroonies. That's right ya'll...me, me, me. Don't it feel good?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Well, we're gonna keep the party movin' right now..."HEY!!!"
What the...man, what're you doing here, dog?
"You ain't think I wasn't gonna get some airtime on this mawf**ka, did you cousin?"
What I wanna know is how the hell you even got the address to the studio. Aight ya'll well...this right here is my cousin, straight outta Las Vegas...
"SHUT UP!!! This Thunderbird mawf**kin' Kelly bitch! Is we live?"
Yeah man. >_<
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT, BWOY!!! Pimps up hoes down like we do back on the strip now. Ayyooo...that rhymed! I gots some talent don't I, cousin? Wit all that money you makin' from rasslin' you could loan a brotha some dolla bills so I can get in the studio and make me a record! Who you know that raps...AND is a pimp? Huh? WHO!?"
Ice-T? Well, he doesn't pimp anymore...so he says. Unless you count letting Coco pose for Playboy. You know sumthin'...that Channelle kind reminds me of Coco a little sum sum...it's like white girls with booty is the new craze nowadays.
Must be the milk."F**K ICE-T'S PUNK ASS!!! He ain't got nuttin' on Thunderbird Kelly bitch! He ain't got nuthin' on the mawf**king XWA Champ neither. I hit you witta gotdamn PIMPHAND Ice-Tizzle!!! STE ain't nuthin' to f**k with, I ain't nuthin' to f**k with, but yo' bitch f**k with me CUZ SHE KNOW WHAT SHE DOIN'!!!
THUNDERBIRD MAWF**KIN' KELLY!!! KAW!!! KAWWWW!!!"
(Syrus gets up and throws his cousin off the stage)
"You ain't gotta be like that, mawf**ka..."
See what happens when you get famous? All the fam wants to get a piece.
Now, like I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted, we got us a special guest tonight. He's one of the 50 All-Time Greatest Players in NBA History, and one of the most outspoken men in all of sports broadcasting, ladies and gentlemen...MR. CHARLES BARKLEY!!!
Hi Syrus...I'm glad you let me talk on your show today, I really like watching rasslin'...it reminds me of when we use to play against the Pistons back in the '80s...they use to play real rough back then...not like they play now...I think a lot of players now in the league are soft...'specially the Knicks...
Charles...
I remember back when they used to play tough...back when they had Ewing and Oakley and all them...they still let people come into MSG and drop like 50 plus points though...
Charles...
but still they played hard...that's what I liked about them back in the day...but now they're like...
CHARLES!!!
Sup?
I brought you on to talk about wrestling? You did say you liked it right? Well, funny you mention MSG cuz the first XWA PPV of 2009 March Madness coming up is going to be in The World's Most Famous Arena. Who's your favorite XWA Superstar? Who you lookin' forward to seeing in the squared circle?
Well Syrus...I like watching them XWA Diamonds rassle mostly...I think they have lots of talent and intensity...not like these girls in the WNBA though...can I say that? I don't like the WNBA...it's like women always think they can do what men do...I mean yeah, they won a gold medal in the Olympics for soccer and hockey...but we all know soccer and hockey ain't real sports anyway...especially hockey...I played in Philly so their team was the Flyers and I always wondered why you'd give a team a stupid name like the Flyers...I mean they don't fly or anything...all they do is skate so they're name should be the Skaters...but they all skate...so...
(Syrus makes a throat slit motion, and Charles audio is cut)
Glad he ain't in my Top 5.
WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL that's all the time we have for today, maybe next time I might actually have somebody here who's got something useful to holla about.
"THUNDERBIRD KELLY BITCH!!! I wanna shout out all my fellow pimps and playas back in Vegas! Keep making them dolla-dolla bills, ya'll...and remember that you can't judge a book by it's cover...BUT YOU CAN JUDGE A PIMP BY HIS LOVERS!!! KAAAAAAWWWWW!!!"
(He gets tossed off stage again)
Security! Remove the fake pimp from the set, please? Thank you. Aight now...that's it for today cats and kittens, until next time...I'm Syrus...and you've just been entertained!!!
HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA!!!
