Post by chet on Oct 25, 2007 12:49:41 GMT -5
Fabiola the XWA interviewer is standing in the ring, with a mic in her hand as the XWA announcers speak about who's getting interviewed.
Roach: Here she is, Fabiola herself, which is a true sign of something interesting is about to happen
Berman: Indeed, Roach this means that one lucky XWA Diamond or Combatant will get the chance of being interviewed by the Lovely, lovely Fabiola.
Soon, Chet Dixon's theme song starts playing as the fans cheer for the maybe most entertaining jobber in XWA. However currently Chet can't be called jobber due to his recent victories
Roach: Oh boy, here comes Chet Dixon.
Berman: Pacman Fever!
Chet makes it to the ring, doing his usual and ritual dancing. Fabiola wecomes him to the ring.
Fab: Welcome Chet Dixon, this is XWA reporter Fabiola and tonight you are the guest
Hey Fab, it's great being here. So you called me out because you want a date
Or you want me to answer some questions?
Date sounds tempting but I am a professional
D'oh
Start with the questions then, I am all open till midnight ;D
Well Chet, there have been rumours about your hiring being promptly useless since you are a so-called "jobber" but last weeks you have proven to be a valuable asset not pinning only Morning Star but also pinning young talent Syrus Sykes. How does it feel having been the underdog for so many time?
As there are fans watching and enjoying the match I'll feel as better as ever. Maybe I am not as good as guys like O'Dell or Ryan Fierhart. But as long as the fans are entertained and like my performance. That's all what I care of. No matter if it's dancing or wrestling, if they like my performance that's all what matters to me.
Interesting point Chet, also it's remarkable that you have had your victories and eventually you won two titles in your TNB stint.
That's right, the TNB Hardcore Title, as well as the TNB Tag Team title
Despite those victories you were still considered a "jobber" how is that possible?
Well Fab, I won't be lying to you, getting the tag title costed me and my partner like... ehem... Seventeen tries ;D
Seventeen tries!?! Wow Chet, you tried hard. Now switching topics. You actually feel jealous about Christina and Sarah having a more succesful career than yours?
Not at all, they are my sisters after all, it would be pretty ridicolous feeling jealous about them.
Now speaking about Christina, was there lots of pressure in the family when she came out of the closet?
Nah... Everyone saw that Christina had huge homosexual tendencies, she never liked being with jocks, she was always with girls when she was young and well I think this question is more for her than me ;D
Allright, now speaking about your future in XWA, what are your sights and goals?
Well my sights and goals are trying hard, so people doesn't put me always in the "jobber" position. I don't have troubles losing matches, just that I don't want to be treated as some worthless scum, which Sabby Gallas did to us and Kristin.
Now let's get a bit romantic here. What is Kristin to you?
Well I met Kristin in a TNB dark show, she was performing there under the name "local" I aproached her when she was leaving and we started our friendship
So she's just a friend?
Yeah...
Can we change topics please?
Right ;D... Now we have heard that Syrus Sykes wants a rematch with you. You'll accept it?
Fab, the ol' sci-fi saying says: "Always keep watching the Sykes" and that's what I have in mind, and after I prove to Sykes that Chet Dixon isn't a push-over, I have my sights set on some titles. National, Pure... All those titles are great and I think the fans would thank having the man they called jobber, holding a belt.
Wow Chet, you are pretty determinated to make it big in XWA, but what about your antics? most people qualify them as comedy acts.
Who is "the people" ? That computer geek who's watching indy wrestling in his computer and uses the word PWN everywhere he goes? I don't think so, for me "the people" are the fans and if they like my antics then I won't stop doing it. There will be smartasses who aren't liked by the fans calling me a joke... But then when the match is over and my hand is raised, I will just say.... U JUST GOT JOBBED!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Chet then stares at the fans and repeats his dancing antics and moves. As he leaves
Chet Dixon ladies and gentleman....
Roach: Here she is, Fabiola herself, which is a true sign of something interesting is about to happen
Berman: Indeed, Roach this means that one lucky XWA Diamond or Combatant will get the chance of being interviewed by the Lovely, lovely Fabiola.
Soon, Chet Dixon's theme song starts playing as the fans cheer for the maybe most entertaining jobber in XWA. However currently Chet can't be called jobber due to his recent victories
Roach: Oh boy, here comes Chet Dixon.
Berman: Pacman Fever!
Chet makes it to the ring, doing his usual and ritual dancing. Fabiola wecomes him to the ring.
Fab: Welcome Chet Dixon, this is XWA reporter Fabiola and tonight you are the guest
Hey Fab, it's great being here. So you called me out because you want a date
Or you want me to answer some questions?Date sounds tempting but I am a professional
D'oh
Start with the questions then, I am all open till midnight ;DWell Chet, there have been rumours about your hiring being promptly useless since you are a so-called "jobber" but last weeks you have proven to be a valuable asset not pinning only Morning Star but also pinning young talent Syrus Sykes. How does it feel having been the underdog for so many time?
As there are fans watching and enjoying the match I'll feel as better as ever. Maybe I am not as good as guys like O'Dell or Ryan Fierhart. But as long as the fans are entertained and like my performance. That's all what I care of. No matter if it's dancing or wrestling, if they like my performance that's all what matters to me.
Interesting point Chet, also it's remarkable that you have had your victories and eventually you won two titles in your TNB stint.
That's right, the TNB Hardcore Title, as well as the TNB Tag Team title
Despite those victories you were still considered a "jobber" how is that possible?
Well Fab, I won't be lying to you, getting the tag title costed me and my partner like... ehem... Seventeen tries ;D
Seventeen tries!?! Wow Chet, you tried hard. Now switching topics. You actually feel jealous about Christina and Sarah having a more succesful career than yours?
Not at all, they are my sisters after all, it would be pretty ridicolous feeling jealous about them.
Now speaking about Christina, was there lots of pressure in the family when she came out of the closet?
Nah... Everyone saw that Christina had huge homosexual tendencies, she never liked being with jocks, she was always with girls when she was young and well I think this question is more for her than me ;D
Allright, now speaking about your future in XWA, what are your sights and goals?
Well my sights and goals are trying hard, so people doesn't put me always in the "jobber" position. I don't have troubles losing matches, just that I don't want to be treated as some worthless scum, which Sabby Gallas did to us and Kristin.
Now let's get a bit romantic here. What is Kristin to you
?Well I met Kristin in a TNB dark show, she was performing there under the name "local" I aproached her when she was leaving and we started our friendship
So she's just a friend?
Yeah...
Can we change topics please?Right ;D... Now we have heard that Syrus Sykes wants a rematch with you. You'll accept it?
Fab, the ol' sci-fi saying says: "Always keep watching the Sykes" and that's what I have in mind, and after I prove to Sykes that Chet Dixon isn't a push-over, I have my sights set on some titles. National, Pure... All those titles are great and I think the fans would thank having the man they called jobber, holding a belt.
Wow Chet, you are pretty determinated to make it big in XWA, but what about your antics? most people qualify them as comedy acts.
Who is "the people" ? That computer geek who's watching indy wrestling in his computer and uses the word PWN everywhere he goes? I don't think so, for me "the people" are the fans and if they like my antics then I won't stop doing it. There will be smartasses who aren't liked by the fans calling me a joke... But then when the match is over and my hand is raised, I will just say.... U JUST GOT JOBBED!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Chet then stares at the fans and repeats his dancing antics and moves. As he leaves
Chet Dixon ladies and gentleman....