Post by Syrus The Entertainer on Oct 24, 2007 19:33:17 GMT -5
As seen on the1xwa.net days before the Devil's Night PPV:
BuZZ: Wuzzup all you fans out there on the1xwa.net, this IS the one and only BuZZ Berland here and right now I have a special guest...a man who tasted a heart wrenching defeat this past week at TakeDown, "The System" Syrus Sykes!
And Syrus steps into view wearing a flamboyant (read: loud) purple pinstriped suit with his matching shades, nodding with a bit of frustration on his face.
BuZZ: Well, we've all seen it again and again that surprise roll up that one Chet Dixon used on you to pick up his second win in the XWA, that's two in a row now! Any thoughts on it?
You know somethin' Brotha Buzz, I do have a thought...why is it that you interviewers always ask for a person's thoughts? All I got is statements, but first...a question. How big is Chet Dixon?
BuZZ: Uh...he's actually listed as 6'11", 311 pounds...
Ok, so then he's listed as a "Super Heavyweight" then, right? Then WHAT THE HELL is he doing using some move outta the damn Luchasticos' playbook!? It's not enough that you had to catch me off guard to get the win after I dropped that DJ-T for like...ever, but you do it with a move you KNOOOOOOOOOOOW yo' ass has no business using!
I ain't mad though, Chetty...I told you last week to come hard or be ready to take a fall and you answered the call. You rose to the challenge and now you have the hottest streak in pro wrestling today! The man who's been like a career jobber now finds himself with two straight victories.
*applause*
There AIN'T gonna be a three-peat though, Dixon. You know what's next on the menu? DEVIL's NIGHT. Coming live and direct from MY hometown, Sin City...Las Vegas, Nevada. There ain't gonna be any lucky breaks or wasted opportunities there, brotha. We gonna see what happens when I have your full, undivided attention...and you KNOW that you're gonna have mine.
The only question is how are we gonna do this. I'll save the answer for Devil's Night itself, but one thing is damn sure certain: we don't get along...
*removes glasses*
...so we gon' get it on! I'll see YOU in Vegas. Holla!
With that said Sykes steps off camera leaving BuZZ to himself.
BuZZ: Well, firing words from "The System", the man's got plans for Devil's Night, but what...we'll have to find out Halloween Night in Las Vegas, NV. Devil's Night...the home to the Devil's Playground match for the XWA World Title and more, LIVE on Pay-Per-View. This is "Brotha BuZZ" signing off!
END
BuZZ: Wuzzup all you fans out there on the1xwa.net, this IS the one and only BuZZ Berland here and right now I have a special guest...a man who tasted a heart wrenching defeat this past week at TakeDown, "The System" Syrus Sykes!
And Syrus steps into view wearing a flamboyant (read: loud) purple pinstriped suit with his matching shades, nodding with a bit of frustration on his face.
BuZZ: Well, we've all seen it again and again that surprise roll up that one Chet Dixon used on you to pick up his second win in the XWA, that's two in a row now! Any thoughts on it?
You know somethin' Brotha Buzz, I do have a thought...why is it that you interviewers always ask for a person's thoughts? All I got is statements, but first...a question. How big is Chet Dixon?
BuZZ: Uh...he's actually listed as 6'11", 311 pounds...
Ok, so then he's listed as a "Super Heavyweight" then, right? Then WHAT THE HELL is he doing using some move outta the damn Luchasticos' playbook!? It's not enough that you had to catch me off guard to get the win after I dropped that DJ-T for like...ever, but you do it with a move you KNOOOOOOOOOOOW yo' ass has no business using!
I ain't mad though, Chetty...I told you last week to come hard or be ready to take a fall and you answered the call. You rose to the challenge and now you have the hottest streak in pro wrestling today! The man who's been like a career jobber now finds himself with two straight victories.
*applause*
There AIN'T gonna be a three-peat though, Dixon. You know what's next on the menu? DEVIL's NIGHT. Coming live and direct from MY hometown, Sin City...Las Vegas, Nevada. There ain't gonna be any lucky breaks or wasted opportunities there, brotha. We gonna see what happens when I have your full, undivided attention...and you KNOW that you're gonna have mine.
The only question is how are we gonna do this. I'll save the answer for Devil's Night itself, but one thing is damn sure certain: we don't get along...
*removes glasses*
...so we gon' get it on! I'll see YOU in Vegas. Holla!
With that said Sykes steps off camera leaving BuZZ to himself.
BuZZ: Well, firing words from "The System", the man's got plans for Devil's Night, but what...we'll have to find out Halloween Night in Las Vegas, NV. Devil's Night...the home to the Devil's Playground match for the XWA World Title and more, LIVE on Pay-Per-View. This is "Brotha BuZZ" signing off!
END
