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Post by car on Oct 15, 2007 18:20:00 GMT -5
Nicks ontop of his game. He just beat Psych Ward with the help of his girlfriend Jesse. He now knows that he has to face the freaks again.
The song "We Takin Over" blares over the P.A System. There he was. Nick Jones. He had a smile on his face the size of a million miles. He calls for his signature fireworks which come down and blaze around him. Nick taunts and walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring. He recives a mic and speaks.
Hello XWA. As you all know at the big PPV Only The Strong, me and my lovely girlfriend Jesse Lebeau beat Prank and Undone. We took on 2 of the weirdest people here in XWA.
He then smirks.
Then as you all know those two freak cops harrased my lovely girlfriend. But that was not enough for them. Just ONE day after OTS those two did it again. And put me right there in handcuffs to watch. I wanted to do something but I would of got arrested and then taken away from my girl. Now we were forced to go and do one thing.
He then gets a pissed look on his face.
Now Jesse and I are being forced to face those to weirdo's again so they can get put into a jail cell once more. Thats why I want Jesse and Psych Ward to come out here so we can settle this once and forall.
Nick then grins and awaits the arrival from his Girlfriend and Psych Ward.
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Post by jesselebeau on Oct 17, 2007 4:10:09 GMT -5
Just as Nick's words finished Youth gone wild plays through the P.A. announcing the arrival Of Nick's girlfriend Jesse. As Jesse stands at the top of the ramp with her hands on her hips her pyro flashes. Just as it ends Jesse makes her way down to the ring and walks up the steps. Before she can climb between the ropes Nick holds them open for her. She steps in and joins Nick before taking the mic from him. She raises it to her lips
Ya know somthin' since da firs' time I step foot in dis ring t'ings have been anything but ordinary. Even before my first match I meet a Bonne a rienne dat can carry on a conversation wit' herself ad think it's normal. Den I must say in a bad case of judgment on my part I challenge her to a nice lil' match. And it wasn't just a normal match, no it was a hardcore match. I gave dat crazy woman weapons. What ensued was sheer carnage. Da sick thing about it... I t'ink she actually enjoyed it. Not only dat but after our lil' tete-a-tete a few old friends of hers come looking for her. The way dey treated her wasn't exactly befittin' of the kind of people dey supposed to be. Now me being da kinda person I am for a few minutes I have to say I genuinely felt sorry for her after hearing dem two idiots run dem mouths. Ya know what I got from dat nothin but trouble.Nick all ready fill y'all in on dat a bit. I gotta say der is one good t'ing dat came outta dat mess.
Jesse Looks over at Nick and smiles before she continues on her soapbox.
Den After dat crazy ass in da green wig decides ta' make out it my fault she got dem cochons on her ass. so she brings in a friend to help her try an' take me out. Well thanks to dis mans bon vivant ...
She motions over to Nick.
dey never got da job done. Thanks to dis man we beat da clown and her lil' macaque friend dat's fuh shore. Den dey two nights later dey have da nerve ta show up and try an spoil OUR celebration. She gets in my face an threatens me. She tear da place up, she go an' leave a path of carnage and destruction in here wake. Den as if dat wan't bad enough, her tahyodat got da mental capacity of a bram t'ink he gunna drop a brick on my boo.
Enter Crockett an' Tubbs. Round two wit dose two. Cuff us, manhandle me, and call 'em'selves good cops. My Eye! Psych Ward. Dat's kinda a pretty appropriate name fo' y'all. Come Takedown when dis all said an' done dat's exactly where you two gunna belong. So get yo' asses down dis ring now cuz we gettin tired of waitin' fo' y'all.
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Post by prank on Oct 18, 2007 6:01:13 GMT -5
Soon Psych Ward's theme song starts playing as Prank and Undone pop out, Prank as always is doing her usual mad gibberish as Undone walks down the ramp in silence, Prank snatches the mic from the Ring Announcer as Undone throws him out of the ring.HeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEey KiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIDSSSS!!!the crowd boos as Prank gets next to Nick and JesseIt's time, It's time that my flabberstaggin' show starts going on, as I see we have here two grown kids. What are your names?Prank puts the mic in front of Nick and Jesse but moves it away before they can answerYippie-yappy-yo, your names are Giggles and Flaky my new sidekicks, you'll join Undone as we are gonna put the best show everrrly seen on Harry-zona!the crowd boos as Ingrid, who is in full Prank personality, keeps speaking and hopping around the ringBut kids this isn't the only think new I'll bring tonight, I have the honor and the pleasure to show you the newester addition of my show.... The Prank Cam!Roach: The Prank Cam? What in the hell is this mad woman up to?BuZZ: We'll see. We'll see..The Prank Cam consists in a series of jokes I put over people, much like Just For Laughs, but without being from the stinky Québec. Also the show is hosted by me, let's show you people some shoots of The Prank Cam.The titantron starts showing footage of The Prank Cam.
We see a ward in the hospital filled with people having heart problems. Soon the footage shows Prank getting into a closet, and throwing a firecracker in the middle of the people  Much of them fall to the floor with a heart attack or something likely, but Prank just stays there laughing and exits before security can track her down...
The crowd is appaled and boos Prank even more loudlyNow wasn't that just funny? Why are you booing? Aaaah I get it, you want to see more don't you?The next footage shows Prank in a Roller Coaster, she manages to get into the control room, and stops the wagon when it is inside down! All the people starts crying for help as the Roller Coaster staff rushes into the room, sadly Prank had melted the lock which made it unable to enter, Prank however has managed to escape and starts laughing at the people upside down
Jesse and Nick can't even believe what they are watching, Prank is out of control.... They must do something.. the fans boo Prank even more.And last but not least one more! One more! Hehehe  But this time no footage appears, Prank pulls up a string and soon a bucket filled with Chili that was hanging in the rafters empties over the announcers! Roach: BITCH!!!! Someone please remove her physically from the area!!!BuZZ: I don't care if the cops are crooked someone please kill her!!!Prank meanwhile is crazily rolling on the floor laughing, Undone stares at all the madness with a concerned face and then utters some wordsMe... not took part.. in... thisPrank then stands up and puts her stare into Nick and JesseWait wait wait, now that I check it up better... YOU TWO ARE PHONY! Oh yeah you are those two bullies who terrorize Ingrid, guess what she's so scared tonight that she has fleed the zone! She is gone! It's your fault! I want Ingrid here with me and Undone! You scalliwags oafes! You think you would kid me? No no no! I discovered you! And kids don't immitate this at homePrank takes from her bag a Confederate hat and puts it on, he gives Undone another oneMe, General Prankwell Jackson and my ally Undone E. Lee are gonna kill all your Yankee asses right here right now, start saying your prayers Yankees not even General Custer's spirit can save y'all!Prank takes a super soaker from her and shoots both security guards, unfortunately the soaker was loaded with some highly corrosive chemical substance. The security guards fall on their feet as Prank laughs at themI just took your allies down, now I'll take both of you down!Prank aimes at Jesse and Nick, but Undone removes the weapon from her handsNo... Fist by fist... No weapons..Oh how blindy-blind was I! You are right if we take them down with fists our victory will be even more famous than Gettysburg! Hahahaha!!Prank and Undone then stare at Jesse with an angry look. and prepare themselves for the "battle" 
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Post by car on Oct 18, 2007 7:08:30 GMT -5
Nick then speaks.
You know what Undone.. You ACTUALLY had a good idea. We are going to fight you guys with fists. We are going to bust you guys open.
He then smiles.
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Post by jesselebeau on Oct 18, 2007 7:45:46 GMT -5
Bitch take that stupid hat off you lookin' like a .... well a damn clown. An fo' yo' information da south lost ya damn fool!
Jesse could see that Nick was ready to start swinging at any second. She grabbed his arm and whispered something in his ear. He nodded and the two pairs stood in the ring in an intense stare down.
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Post by prank on Oct 18, 2007 8:40:18 GMT -5
Prank surprisingly becomes angered at what Jesse just said of the south
The South didn't lost you bitch! It was a draw bitch! Everyone knows that! Grrrr... The South will shine again when I am done with you when I am d...
Prank switches back to Ingrid, she rips of her wig and hat
What am I doing with this? What's going on?
You.... was.... mad
Ingrid then checks out all the destruction Prank made
Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!!! I'll be back in prison, I'll be back again.. Damn!!! Calm down Ingrid, there must be some solution to this... AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Ingrid points at Rudabaugh and Dillinger who were in the rafters but did nothing to prevent the destruction, cynically they salute Ingrid
You two sons of a bitch you won't put me back in prison never ever again! Thanks to you two I created Prank! All because I stole a damn pink mercedes! Bitches! All because the mexican gang needed a little bitch! Idiots! I hate you two!
Rudabaugh and Dillinger both take out their nightsticks and grab a mic
Hey Ingrid, wishing to come back to prison? The Hole isn't the same without your delusions.
Yeah also girly the ward is very sad without you they wish your skinny little ass. But I guess that if you escape we have our replacement here and we get an emo bitch boy.
Ingrid then steps in front of Nick and Jesse
No! You won't touch Nick and Jesse.
the fans are in shock...
I won't let you two ruin their lifes you bitches, you want me you get me. I am ruined nontheless with all the crimes I made as Prank I'll spend my life in prison. You two won't do shit with them, they have a life for living, and I.... I never had a life
the corrupt cops retort
Oh Ingrid, how heartful, too bad we are gonna take all four of you!
the fans gasp
Don't gasp, Jesse and Nick violated the law, Jesse was found with drugs and Nick has beaten a person with a nightclub till he was left in coma. It's our duty we protect each and everyone of you of those criminals up there in the ring
the fans boo loudly to the corrupt cops, however what the cops just said just makes Ingrid fall on her knees as she grabs her hair looking desperate
Not only I ruined my life... their's also ruined.... ARRRGH!
Ingrid suffers another personality change Undone tries to hold and calm her down, however he is unsuccesful as he gets slapped, Ingrid again looking very mad stares at Jesse & Nick
I'll tell you what we gonna do.... We'll kill each other in this fight we are about to start.. So NOBODY will be able to take benefit of us
Prank then points at the cops
Not even you two hahahaha
the cops make their way to the ring and stay ringside in order to avoid Prank killing somebody however they say:
As long as we keep the 51% of the corpse we'll get reward too, haha
the fans disgusted boo at those filthy crooked cops as they wait for answers.
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Post by jesselebeau on Oct 20, 2007 13:43:06 GMT -5
Oh man not dez two again. Ain't der one minute we can get some peace?
Nick sees the two cops coming closer and pulls Jesse behind him putting himself between her and them.
An' you...
Jesse said pointing at Prank.
I wish you'd make up yo' damn mind. what DA hell side you on? You wanna hurt us or help us?
Over in the corner Buzz and Roach were giving their chili covered opinion
Buzz:Finally somebody's gunna tale her crazy ass outta her.
Roach:She deserves it!
Dez two need to disappear and now. What are we gunna do about it?
Jesse looked at Nick waiting for some kind of response.
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Post by car on Oct 20, 2007 14:10:38 GMT -5
Nick then grins..
They are not going to hurt you without this...
Nick then goes up and clubs one of the Officers. He is down holding his head as Nick keeps beating on him. The other one comes over and Nick does the same.
Like I said..I am not letting them touch you...
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Post by jesselebeau on Oct 20, 2007 14:32:09 GMT -5
While Nick wails on the second cop. The first one e beat on gets up and tries to cuff Nick. Jesse sees him reaching for the cuffs and grabs him by the wrist. The cop pushes Jesse away and she falls to the mat. Nick turns to see Jesse fall to the floor with the cop looming over her. This causes the cop Nick had down to get a cheap shot in on Nick.
The cop standing over Jesse reaches down and grabs a fist full of hair in an attempt to pull her to her feet. Jesse kicks the cop in the stomach and then in the face. Once free Jesse walks back wards till she feels herself back into someone. She turns to take a swing but stops when she realizes that it was Nick.
Ha ha .. whatever happened to dey cops. We can;t do nothin' huh suga'
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Post by prank on Oct 20, 2007 14:48:25 GMT -5
Rudabaugh and Dillinger angry at that attack take out their nightsticks and start pushing them down the stairs. Finally the cops get into the ring after they pushed Jesse and Nick into the ring. Very angry the cops hit very hard with there Nightsticks on Nick's legYa like to play hard bitch? We'll play damn hard,the cops repeat the attack as Prank and Undone do nothingHow about going against all odds you bitch? You emo bitch boy you are gonna wish you were never spit from your mom's wang, I am gonna make your ass the private hole of the whole prison!Ingrid then comes closer to check out as the cops crank their nightsticks on her head!
Ingrid falls down grabbing her head and shouting in pain, then Undone all furious goes and CHOKESLAMS the cops! The fans are in shock, Undone just dug his grave, the cops start rolling out of the ringYour fault! Cops not come here, your fault! stupid!Undone was pointing at Nick and Jesse, Ingrid gets upWho the fuck you think you are you asshole? You think you are Chuck Norris that you can go beating ass without consequences, we are all in deep shit thanks to you Nick Jones, fucking idiot! Now I am really wishing to stab your body! And you Jesse you are just equally dumb as him! We are all fucked now!Ingrid and Undone then stare at Jesse and Nick with hate in their faces, Nick just made the situation worse for everyone Meanwhile the cops are outside the ringCalling all cars, calling all carsWe need reinforcement.
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Post by jesselebeau on Oct 20, 2007 15:03:11 GMT -5
Hold on Just a damn minute. How da Hell yo gunna blame dis on Nick? Y'all da ones who started this all in da first place. If y'all never woulda started wit me I wouldn't have to be dealing wit you our dem two assholes now. But noooo.. you gotta bring tiny here and boss Hog too.
You gunna tell me if da situation wasn't reversed tiny wouldn't have beat da crap out dem two for you. We damn sure know you woulda snapped and pulled somethin' stupid. What yo' ass needs isn't cops or a shrink. What you need is a priest and some holy water I swear I'm waitin' fo' yo' head to start spinnin' around and you spit out some pea soup. If da cops are gunna come let 'em come. I'm sick of dis. If we gunna go down anyway why da hell not go down fightin'?
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Much of them fall to the floor with a heart attack or something likely, but Prank just stays there laughing and exits before security can track her down...
