Post by punch on Jan 2, 2009 2:03:58 GMT -5
* Height: 6'4"
* Weight: 233lbs
* Hair: Brown
* Eyes: Brown
* Hometown: Hartford, Conn. (GO WHALERS!!!)
* Age: 30
* Years In Wrestling: 8
* Theme Song: Twiztid - My Addiction
www.sendspace.com/file/2dpgvx
* How It Started: I'm to damn wasted to remember. Something about a Carnival, lots of beer and some fat chick. And a Garbage Can. Then I made like Cane on Kung Fu, walked the Earth & shit. Ran into bars, beat the crap out of people, got crap beat outta me. Did drugs. Drunk beer. And somewhere along the way got hired by XWA. I bet Blackheart's KICKIN' herself for lettin' that happen.
* Gimmick: I DUN NEE NO STINKINK GIMMICK!!!
* Wrestling Style: A one man train wreck. Yea, that about covers it.
* Gear/Outfit/Costume: I really do need to do my laundry...
* Titles Held: I'm STILL the only man to have a Porta-Potty tipped over on me. BEAT THAT SYKES!!!
* Biggest Win: Every day I can wake up and still walk after a night of binge drinking. I drink so much it's coming out of my damn pores. *Sniff Sniff* WHOOOF!!! *Fans face with hand*
* Worst Loss: When Sana Fey retired from "Adult Films". WHY SANA, WHY!!!
* Favorite Type of Match: *Blank stare* Dude...
* Favorite Moves/Holds: The Kendo stick to head maneuver. I'm the master of it.
* Finisher: Anything that ends in the other sum'bitch bleeding...profusely.
* Biggest Allies: Whoever's footing the tab.
* Most Hated Enemies: Last call. If I wanna drink myself into a coma, let me for fuck's sake. It's my money. (Killjoys)
* Favorite Wrestlers: That guy, who wears that mask and swings chairs.
* Wrestling Ambition: To make it with a Diamond. I don't care who, I'm not picky. Which one of you ladies wanna play with my OTHER Kendo stick?
Punch's Personal Notes...
Parents, please nurture and encourage your kids to be what they want to be. Or else they'll end up becoming me. And mankind should only suffer such a fate once every 1000 years.
Oh who the fuck am I kidding...
SMOKE WEED, DRINK BEER, FUCK EVERYONE!!!
And if you are at all offended by the words fuck, bitch, shit, cock, cunt or faggot...kiss mah' mutha'fuckin' ass.
The thoughts and views of Jonny Punch are not that of XWA, it's management, sponsors or affiliates. Hell, they're not even his thoughts most of the time. The devil made him do it, and we apologize in advance.
* Weight: 233lbs
* Hair: Brown
* Eyes: Brown
* Hometown: Hartford, Conn. (GO WHALERS!!!)
* Age: 30
* Years In Wrestling: 8
* Theme Song: Twiztid - My Addiction
www.sendspace.com/file/2dpgvx
* How It Started: I'm to damn wasted to remember. Something about a Carnival, lots of beer and some fat chick. And a Garbage Can. Then I made like Cane on Kung Fu, walked the Earth & shit. Ran into bars, beat the crap out of people, got crap beat outta me. Did drugs. Drunk beer. And somewhere along the way got hired by XWA. I bet Blackheart's KICKIN' herself for lettin' that happen.
* Gimmick: I DUN NEE NO STINKINK GIMMICK!!!
* Wrestling Style: A one man train wreck. Yea, that about covers it.
* Gear/Outfit/Costume: I really do need to do my laundry...
* Titles Held: I'm STILL the only man to have a Porta-Potty tipped over on me. BEAT THAT SYKES!!!
* Biggest Win: Every day I can wake up and still walk after a night of binge drinking. I drink so much it's coming out of my damn pores. *Sniff Sniff* WHOOOF!!! *Fans face with hand*
* Worst Loss: When Sana Fey retired from "Adult Films". WHY SANA, WHY!!!
* Favorite Type of Match: *Blank stare* Dude...
* Favorite Moves/Holds: The Kendo stick to head maneuver. I'm the master of it.
* Finisher: Anything that ends in the other sum'bitch bleeding...profusely.
* Biggest Allies: Whoever's footing the tab.
* Most Hated Enemies: Last call. If I wanna drink myself into a coma, let me for fuck's sake. It's my money. (Killjoys)
* Favorite Wrestlers: That guy, who wears that mask and swings chairs.
* Wrestling Ambition: To make it with a Diamond. I don't care who, I'm not picky. Which one of you ladies wanna play with my OTHER Kendo stick?
Punch's Personal Notes...
Parents, please nurture and encourage your kids to be what they want to be. Or else they'll end up becoming me. And mankind should only suffer such a fate once every 1000 years.
Oh who the fuck am I kidding...
SMOKE WEED, DRINK BEER, FUCK EVERYONE!!!
And if you are at all offended by the words fuck, bitch, shit, cock, cunt or faggot...kiss mah' mutha'fuckin' ass.
The thoughts and views of Jonny Punch are not that of XWA, it's management, sponsors or affiliates. Hell, they're not even his thoughts most of the time. The devil made him do it, and we apologize in advance.