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Post by prank on Sept 25, 2007 13:20:37 GMT -5
Ingrid/Prank had defeated Jesse LeBeau in a brutal hardcore match, the first match won by Prank... Prank then suffered another breakdown and came near Jesse who was knocked outOh no! What have I done? What have I done? My parole officer will send me back to "the hole" all because of you Prank!!! If Jesse's alive I hope she helps us... Prank what a mess, what a mess!! I'll be back being the bitch from the whole C block! I'll be in the hole again! Prank and Ingrid start arguing, switching personalities very fast againIngrid clowns are always innocent, clowns are always happy and jolly, like you and me where in the hole... Remember the hole? It was a circus! hehehe there's no problem being there, in fact we will put the best show there hehehehe!!!But I don't want to be in the hole!!!! Not anymore!!!Holy hole!!! There was where you met me! I do what you don't do Ingrid! I dare what you don't dare Ingrid!Ingrid then grabs her clown attire and rips it off.. Revealing a Prisioner's suit!!! What have you done?! Now with this orange suit everyone will want us!!! I fooled that idiot Gallas when I wrote that false wrestling diplomaBut I didn't wanted to be a wrestler!!! I wanted to be away from "the hole"Wrestling is the place where we have to be Ingrid, there is where the kids are, the kids I love!!However before Ingrid goes totally mad, two policemen show up and tackle Ingrid downWell if it's that bitch! Wishing to go to the hole again?Ingrid goes berserk and escapes the policemen running a lot shouting "No hole! I am a clown! clowns are harmless!!" The Policemen give Jesse a bannerThe other time you see this bitch, phone us, we'll put her back to the holeWe earned more putting her as the bitch of the blockWhatever... If you see her we'll put her again in the place that scum of Ingrid deserves, in the prisonYeah, that trailer park bitch from Pureland Industrial Complex, NJ. Deserves nothing but being between bars.What about that MG guy?He's rich. Ingrid is poor, got it?Yeah.The not-so exemplar Policemen keep arguing about how to make money with Ingrid as Jesse stands there, hearing everything...
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Post by jesselebeau on Sept 25, 2007 15:34:06 GMT -5
Jesse rubs the sore spot on her head. They were all thanks to the repeated chair shots. She shook her head and tried to focus her eyes on the paper the officer handed her.
What the hell is this?
She focuses her eyes in long enough to read : WANTED car thief and reward before she gets a sudden light headed feeling. She leans back against the ropes and hears two officers going back and forth about what kind of money to make off Ingrid.
Um fellas? A few t'ings. Instead of arguing shouldn't some one be going after her? Also some one mind explaining t'ing a lil more clearer to me.
I know da clown was cracked but it sounds to me what y'all need is more of a psychiatrist than a police man.
Jesse looks back at the poster again and catches the name Ingrid.
Well that explains a little bit.If my head can sop spinning fo' a sec I can get the rest. I got it now. Ingrid was who Prank called herself when she tried to turn me into a birthday pinata. It's not that she's cracked there's more than one person in der. Somewhere in there is a normal person then....I think. Man talk about your crazy soap opera senarios... Only problem is this ain't a soap. I'm living it.
Meanwhile the officers are still going on among themselves. Jesse whistles to get there attention before grabbing her head.
Is anyone gunna answer my questions or am I just gunna sit here lookin' pretty? When you do answer keep it to a low tone my head is killin' me.[/font]
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Post by prank on Sept 25, 2007 16:18:51 GMT -5
The policemen laugh at Jesse comments
Don't worry girl, we will still get reward if we find the 49% of the corpse.
Also if you help us we can make some bucks if you are into the deal. We can go $2.500 each if you find someone to catch her
Also ya still looking pretty, hey girl want to come with us to the Dunkin' Donuts?
Jesse makes an angry face towards the cops who know something more about Ingrid
Oh come on don't make this bad face lady. Ingrid or Prank or whatever she calls herself is scum! she is NJ scum, you are from NJ, you know what kind of scum lives in Pureland Industrial Complex. Inbreed poor trailer living rednecks, that's it.
If Ingrid had conformed herself being the Wal-Mart janitor she was, rather than breaking the law, none of this would happen. But look it for the good side, we have done big dollars with her.
Yeah, heh, Ingrid doesn't look bad at all, and all those C block ladies have so much love to give, and so much cash to waste... heh!
And the first complain, a kick to the butt into "the hole" and that's it, complain ends.
So whaddaya you say lady? you want to help us capturing this scum of society?
To protect and serve that's why we are here
The crowd starts booing the greediness of the cops and their willingness to do anything for a few bucks, the crowd expects which could be Jesse's reaction over it.
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Post by jesselebeau on Sept 25, 2007 18:20:43 GMT -5
Jesse looks out at the crowd and nods her head. Seems she isn't the only person who thinks there's something about these cops that are hard to stomach.
Well it's nice to see I ain't the only one here wit' some kinda sense of morality.
Let's me and y'all get some things straight right here... right now.
First t'ings first here. I respect cops... "usually" Y'all here to protec' and serve?If y'all were here t protec' and serve y'all woulda been more concerned about going after the perp than what y'all wanna do with the money. Y'all right now ain't lookin like nuttin' but a joke to me. I know cops and dey sure 'nuff ain't nuttin like your asses.
Y'all are the most crooked cops I ever saw. Instead of tryin' ta help people y'all just seem to be more interested in da payout than the people y'all claim to serve.
Second, For yo' information I don't appreciate some cochons like you trying to pick me up. Dunkin' Donuts... How original is that! A cop in a Dunkin' Donuts. Real classy there.
Third. Y'all are the stupidest people if y'all can't tell a Cajun accent from a Jersey one. Nuttin against Jersey people but dis here accent sure as hell ain't a Jersey one. Also who the hell to pass judgment on anyone.[/FONT] Jesse deepens her voice andtries her best to impersonate the cops.
OOOH LOOK AT ME... I GOT A NICE SHINY BADGE EVERYONE ELSE IS SCUM AND A REDNECK![/font]
The crowd bursts into a fit of laughter at Jesse's last comment. The cops don't look to happy about Jesse's little rant. But Jesse isn't finished yet. The cops are starting to really get rattled especially with the comments from a few of the people ringside.
Crowd: Pigs! You suck!
If anything y'all are the ones actin like rednecks. Da way y'all talk I got the feeling you'd lynch the poor girl if y'all did catch her. Anyhow even if I did decide ta collect dis here reward what in da blue hell make you t'ink I'd even consider splittin' it with a couple of worthless pieces of scum dis side of da Bayou.But anyhow I digress.Back to da point at hand. Maybe it's the chair shots talking, but as far as I figure granted Prank/Ingrid... whoever da hell she is is a criminal she needs more help from a doctor den a prison. Especially if da people at da prison are as sick as you two. Ya know while we on da subject maybe da two of you should see a shrink.[/font]
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Post by prank on Sept 26, 2007 11:41:28 GMT -5
both cops are pissed off at Jesse's antics, however one of them grabs her and takes out a bag with white powderLook at this Dillinger.What is it, Rudabaugh?Rudabaugh sniffs the bagIt seems that our Bayou lady, has half-Colombia here, heheDamn, now this puts me in a serious ethical dilema, Rudabaugh.Of course Jesse didn't had drugs, the crooked cops had set her up.Same here, Dillinger. Honest citizens like us, should act with an iron fist towards drug dealers like Jesse. Huge ethical issue we have in our hands, because do you think Jesse is a criminal?Of course I don't. Jesse is a great woman... But the law is the law, same with scum like Ingrid, same with Jesse, and I am afraid we will have to arrest you girl.the crowd boos loudly this corrupt cops, however before they arrest Jesse they come up with an ideaHowever I think Jesse can redeem herself helping us. Look Bayou girl, if you handle us Ingrid and that other inmate she escaped with, we'll forget this sad incident.Ingrid escaped with another inmate whose reward is 30.000 $ and is wanted for vandalism. Hmmm, we would be able to retire Dillinger.That's it, as long as Jesse doesn't fail us, because if she does, I'll be forced to put a pretty face between bars.
And we don't want this to happen do we Jesse? The evil cops laugh, as the crowd starts chanting "crooked pigs!" towards them, the cops wait for Jesse's answer....
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Post by jesselebeau on Sept 28, 2007 13:14:52 GMT -5
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Jesse stared at the two crooked cops, her both hands balled in fists at her side. If they were anybody else she would had taken a swing by now. Unfortunately these two idiots were cops. Even though she was innocent if she took a swing now she would be in real trouble.
Jesse sees the drugs the crooked cop planted on her.
[glow=teal,2,300]Either that's one of two things... Y'all been collectin' all your powdered suga' from your donuts or maybe instead of my song being Youth Gone Wild maybe I should change it to Dr. Feel Good.
10,000 fo' jackin a car and 30,000 fo' vandalism. Somet'in' don't add up there. Anyhow... seeing as y'all have me up against a wall here I guess I ain't got much of a choice here do I.[/glow]
At this point "good old officers" Dillinger and Rudabaugh had to duck the bottles and trash that was being hurled their way by the crowd.
[glow=teal,2,300]To save my own skin all y'all saying I have to do is hand over Prank and her lil' buddy.[/glow]
The crowd starts to chant hoping Jesse will make the right choice.
[glow=teal,2,300] Vous vous avez une affaire.. Y'all got yo'selves a deal. I'll do it but I ain't gunna like it. An' it sure as hell ain't gunna be easy.[/glow]
Jesse slides under the ropes onto the arena floor.
[glow=teal,2,300]I tell y'all one thing now. Y'all... and I shudder at saying this, screw me over in any way and y'all will find out what happens when you cross da wrong Cajun.[/glow]
Jesse tosses the mic into the ring at Dillinger just missing his head and storms up the ramp. Jesse has the feeling that this whole situation is far from over.
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